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2/10
The world's most horrifying polar bear
29 July 2019
I remember when I saw this film in theatres a few years ago. Since I'm from Canada, Entertainment One was responsible for the Canadian distribution. I saw it only to realize that people are calling it one of the worst animated films out there. And now I can see exactly why! The writing is downright awful, the story is predictable in the most unpleasant way possible, the environmental message is preachy as all hell, the animation is ugly, the jokes are at their worst, and the characters are annoying. I can honestly say that this is possibly the worst animated feature to ever be released in theatres. And the worst part is that not only does Lionsgate think that this is worthy enough for theatres, but they also want to make a franchise out of it by releasing numerous sequels! Thank God they never touched theatres and were only released as direct-to-video films, but why would they want to make Norm the next Land Before Time, Ice Age or Alpha and Omega? What's crazy about the sequels is that the first two were released THIS YEAR in 2019! I know that I don't have to say for any of you to not watch this film, because no one would be stupid enough to tolerate just a few minutes of this embarrassment! And if you think this is just for kids, then what is wrong with you? Even kids despised this movie and thought it was stupid! As for me, I hope that the chairman at Lionsgate is fired for thinking that it's a good idea to put this up in theatres.
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Caillou (1997–2018)
1/10
Squeaky, bratty, cruel, and unfunny, this kid falls FLAT!!!
9 February 2018
I cannot STAND Caillou! I never liked him! Whether I was watching the show as a kid or as a young adult, I could not get by how WHINY, BRATTY and CRUEL Caillou was! There is absolutely nothing that stands out about this Canadian cartoon nine-car pile-up. Caillou is abusive to his little sister, Rosie, even though he is imaginative. Next thing bad about Caillou is that it truly does have a terrible influence on the younger demographic. It can cause kids to emulate Caillou's impatience, temper-tantrums, and lack of manners and respect. The voice acting is average to terrible and the world the show is set in is full of mean-spirited characters. Some people say Dora the Explorer's characters are terrible, but in my opinion, Dora is quite pleasant in comparison to Caillou. Even as a kid, I would change the channel from Teletoon, which used to air the show, to Treehouse TV or even Family Channel, since I am Canadian, finding it too boring, cringe-worthy, and annoying. Please, by all means, do not show this one to kids! I hate this show! And all the voices just grated on me! I dislike the way Caillou acts, the way he sounds, and the fact that his show is still on the air in reruns on Family Jr.! This show deserves to stop airing reruns! I hate the cringe-worthy theme song, I hate Caillou, I hate the characters, I hate the show! This is why Caillou is better off dead! So with that said, IT'S TIME TO STOP!
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Being Ian (2004–2008)
10/10
One of my absolute favourite cartoons
9 February 2018
Ever since I started watching Being Ian, I was inspired to create movies, TV shows, and cartoons. I have no doubts that this is one of my favourite shows, alongside The Big Bang Theory, SpongeBob SquarePants, Family Guy, Phineas and Ferb, and several more. Ian Kelley is an optimistic kid who is fascinated with TV and, most commonly, films, which inspired me. Another thing interesting about this show is the fact that some scenes spoof such films as Disney's Pinocchio, Tron, Star Wars, and even King Kong. I also found the show on YouTube, and it is just as PHENOMENAL as the other great shows I watched. In my opinion, this is Jimmy Neutron mixed with Canadian elements. This is why any day, I'll watch an episode of a great Canadian cartoon like Being Ian over an episode of an extremely abysmal cartoon like Caillou. This is why I rated this one 10 out of Infinity and Beyond!
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