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Poketto monsutâ: Saido sutôrî: Kasumi's Earnest Struggle! She's Risking Her Life!? (2003)
A funny episode where Misty is asked out on a date by a boy named Georgio.
I had a fun time while watching this. Cassidy and Bob were unnecessary but Casey was awesome, she was a great comic relief character unlike, say the Minions who overstay their welcome.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
This is why humanity has fallen.
Since "Toy Story" became an enormous box- office hit and a beloved modern masterpiece by giving audiences an inspired look at what ordinary toys do when their owners aren't around, Hollywood has been striving to repeat that seemingly simple formula with a number of animated films that have offered viewers a privileged glimpse at the heretofore unseen existence of everything from the shelves of a grocery store (the execrable "Foodfight!") to the psyche of a young girl (the stunning "Inside Out"). Now comes "The Emoji Movie," a film that dares to ask "What goes on in the magical worlds contained within our cell phones?," a notion that I do not think that anyone has ever pondered for any amount of time outside of those stuck in a focus group at Sony Animation. That is only the first of many problems with this film, a work so completely devoid of wit, style, intelligence or basic entertainment value that it makes that movie based on the Angry Birds app seem like a pure artistic statement by comparison.
The extremely dubious conceit of "The Emoji Movie" is that hidden within the messaging app in our phones is a teeming metropolis known as Textopolis, where all of the emojis live and wait to be called upon by their owners to say what mere words cannot. All emojis are supposed to have only one facial expression but Gene (T.J. Miller), who is supposed to be a "meh" like his parents (Steven Wright and Jennifer Coolidge), is just so darn exuberant that he is unable to stick with just one expression. This becomes a problem when his phone's owner, a 14-year-old boy named Alex struggling to reach out to the girl that he likes, selects Gene for a text he is sending to her—Gene chokes at the last second and coughs up so many expressions that it is impossible to understand what he is supposed to represent. Discovering his secret and fearing what it could mean for everyone if one emoji seems to be malfunctioning, Smiler (Maya Rudolph), the always-grinning leader of Textopolis, decides to have Gene wiped out for good.
Gene manages to escape Smiler's clutches and with the help of another outcast emoji, the once-popular Hi-5 (James Corden), he hits upon a plan to have himself reprogrammed to show only one expression so that he can finally fit in. The only emoji who can do this for him is master hacker Jailbreak (Anna Faris), who agrees to help him if he will come with her on a journey to the fabled Cloud, where his ability to change expressions could help her get past the impenetrable firewall protecting it. Their journey across the phone takes the three to a number of different apps and along the way, they learn valuable lessons about Being Yourself and Friendship and the like while being pursued by Smiler's troops, who have all been outfitted with illegal upgrades to make them extra-powerful. To make matters worse, Alex, having grown increasingly annoyed by the glitches inadvertently caused by Gene's journey, has made an appointment to have his phone and everything contained within completely erased.
So what wonders lie just beneath our touch screens, anyway? Based on the evidence put forth by "The Emoji Movie," it is a combination of product placement and corporate synergy. Textopolis itself is an indifferently conceived and executed cityscape populated by any number of familiar emojis, the most famous of which is presumably Poop, who is voiced by none other than Sir Patrick Stewart in one of his less dignified gigs. Once we get outside the walls of Textopolis, we are essentially placed into a series of mini-ads for well- known apps that range from brief detours to the lands of Facebook and YouTube to extended commercials for the Candy Crush and Just Dance games. Since nothing of import goes on during these scenes (or any others, for that matter), I found myself speculating on which ones spent the most money to appear in the film based on the length of their exposure and the praise that they receive from the characters. Based on the available evidence, Dropbox must have been the big spender here—not only is it the all-important gateway to the Cloud but the characters manage to safely hide out from the bad guys there because, and I quote, "they are illegal malware and this app is secure." Then again, my guess is that the film could have gone into profit solely from taking money from companies eager to keep their apps as far away from this as possible.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Goodbye, Krabby Patty? (2016)
What a disappointment.
This may be the worst season 9 episode out there. I hate this episode with a burning passion, and i'd go as far as to say it's a poor man's version of One Coarse Meal and A Pal For Gary. And no, that wasn't a mistype. It's literally A CLONE of The Clash of Triton: They both were renamed (this episode was renamed to Goodbye Krabby Patty?, but they They both lied in advertising (this episode said the Krusty Krab's secret would be revealed), and they both lied about the plot. The Krabby Patty did not even go, about 10 minutes later after Krabs told Spongebob it would be gone forever, Spongebob cooked Krabby Patties again and it turned out good. Ridiculous. They didn't reveal the formula like it said they would. Why?
But what about the beginning, it's just 120 seconds of filler, nothing funny happened for 2 minutes! In fact, nothing funny happened for the entire episode! I was very disappointed with this "special" episode. This hurt Season 9B's rap sheet and I left out in disappointment. This is The Clash of Triton 2.0, and as bad, if not worse, than that episode is.