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Infinity Pool (2023)
1/10
Desperate rubbish. AVOID
10 March 2023
Terrible acting. Unlikeable characters. No protagonists. Cringe cast. Over the top in the worse way. Just awful. Couldnt wait for it to finish. Nothing redeeming. Plot could have been explored for a fascinating story. But no - amateur hour. Sad attempts to be 'artsy' through camera angles & imagery but just comes across college film school standard. Why an actor of calibre like Skarsgard would agree to be a part of a film like this is baffling. One must assume it paid well. Havent seen a movie this terrible in a long time. Firsr 30 mins had promise. Then it was all downhill from there. Absolute crap.
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Blindness (2008)
1/10
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH
30 October 2021
Illogical. Ridiculous. An embarassment for all involved. Unbelievable in every way. Dont waste your life watching this. You will regret it.

How did a strong lead cast become involved in this pile of garbage. Every character is unlikeable. EVERY SINGLE ONE. The story is the worse part though. The writers should be banned from ever writing again.
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Edge of Fear (2018)
3/10
Truly awful.
19 October 2021
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As soon as Michael died, this movie turned to rubbish. Prepare to regret watching this absolute tripe. The acting is terrible. Esp the main guy. He was either over acting or barely had a pulse. Avoid at all costs.
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5/10
Missed opportunity
13 September 2021
Story is good enough but the execution didnt feel up to par. Great acting and intriguing characters with interesting dynamics, but it feels like it was never capitalised on. Perhaps better suited for a movie - it maybe could have felt more important to make every moment count with a shorter run time.
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Chained (II) (2020)
1/10
Rubbish.
20 June 2021
All characters are unlikeable. Plot is senseless. Main kid is annoying as. Acting is attrocious.

Dont watch unless you hate life.
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Spiral (2021)
4/10
Chris Rock why oh why
6 June 2021
He really can not act. AT ALL. As soon as I saw his name attached to this, I shouldve known better. But I gave it a chance. In the end, it was unbearable. Im not kidding. Watch it at your own peril. Chris is AWFUL.
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Trauma Center (2019)
2/10
Watch if you hate your life
28 September 2020
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Worse movie Ive seen in a while. Bruce Willis is attrociouw the 15 minutes he is on screen. Rest of the cast is horrendous. Was actually hoping the bad guys would get her. Thats how frustrating this movie was. The laugh factor is undeniable from the first 5 mins. Literally didnt care about the characters. Rubbish. A joke. Watch if you want a laugh. Drama Thriller. Yea right.
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Eerie (2018)
2/10
Load of rubbish
29 July 2020
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Cliche. Laughable. Amateur. Eyeroll. DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME. smh
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3/10
Rubbish.
4 November 2019
Smh. Eyeroll. Yawn. Whatever you wanna do. Its the same old rubbish. Scariest thing about this movie is that its 90 mins of my life Ill never get back.
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Born This Way (2015–2019)
10/10
Food for the soul...
26 September 2019
Amazing watching these wonderful humans navigate life, love & everything else as individuals & as a group. Many moments will bring a tear, & many will make you laugh. A fantastic show with a great cast, all of whom have beautiful families & friensa. A must watch!
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Tangent Room (2017)
1/10
Soooo bad
9 March 2019
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Laughable. Awful movie. Acting was hillarious. Plot was like wtf. Budget was prob $1000. Seriously awful F Grade movie. JUST. TERRIBLE.
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2/10
Trash.
10 January 2019
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Avoid like the plague. Rubbish. Acting is garbage. Storyline nonsensical. A joke. Hated the family. Its saying something when you hope the villain kills all the family.
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1/10
Absolute rubbish.
26 November 2018
Crap storyline. Found footage angle was pointless & don terribly. Acting was brink of hillarious. Nothing made sense with the plot. Logic & rationale was left out of the script. Cliched expected fright points throughout - all seen before & done better too. WATCH WITH CAUTION - you wont get that 76mins back....
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My 600-lb Life: Lupe's Story (2016)
Season 4, Episode 12
10/10
Lupe rocks
8 July 2018
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Such a lovely lady. Wish her all the success in the world. Her husband's a loser.
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1/10
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!
4 June 2018
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Where do I start?... the main actress was unbelievably terrible. Not convincing at all any time. This so called 'horror' relies on cheap fright moments throughout to justify its label in this genre. And the plot? Good luck finding it. Nowhere in sight. Incoherent, laughable & an absolute waste of time. Dont say I didnt warn you.... utter rubbish.
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The Commuter (I) (2018)
1/10
Rubbish.
20 May 2018
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Dont. Watch. This. Unless you like predictability, unrealistic coincidence, illogical plots & ridiculous acting. So much of this movie did not make sense. Why didnt they just find Prin themselves? And if they could derail the train to kill everyone (including Prin), why not just do that instead of goin through all this drama with Michael? When Michael released hostages, how could they assume Prin wasnt one of them? What a joke. SAVE 2 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE. AVOID.
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5/10
Disappointing.
28 November 2017
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The most disappointing thing is how much better this movie could have been. Why on earth did they decide to rush this release??? Every character in this movie was fascinating to me. So why did they not get their own movie to build a fan base and create interest?! Avengers did this perfectly - iron man, captain America, hulk, etc. So that when Avengers was released, we knew these characters intimately and cares about them enough to invest in the movie. Justice League crammed bios on Aquaman, Flash and Cyborg for the first half of the movie, and then all of a sudden they're best friends for the second half and fight with each other cos 'Batman and Wonder Woman asked them to'. We are left to rue what could have been a greater treatment of the franchise ultimately. Such a shame.
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Hangman (II) (2017)
2/10
What rubbish
28 November 2017
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I was so excited to watch this. As a kiwi, seeing Karl Urban headline this movie was so awesome. Great movie title, cool plot. Sounded promising right? But no. It was far worse than i could've imagined. It was absolute rubbish. The detectives are thick as hell - always too late to the murder scenes, and some revelations are too ridiculous to believe. Zero motive in the end apart from the fact Oaxino arrested him a year earlier - really??? Ridiculous. And Karl - sorry to say - was not very strong as an actor in this one, which I hate to admit cos Im a fan. Pacino stood up though. But the movie overall? STAY AWAY IF YOU Don't WANNA WASTE 90 MINS OF YOUR LIFE! Seriously. You've been warned.
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1/10
What absolute rubbish
20 November 2017
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Please. Just do yourself a favor and pretend you never came across this movie. This was unbearable. The Storyline. The Acting. All of it - just ridiculous. The editing is terrible. Plot told so poorly you cant help but feel like you've missed a few scenes - it just doesn't tell a coherent story. The idea of people committing suicide live on TV to inspire people to live their best lives.. what?!! Laughable. Even the actors with somewhat reputable careers came across as crappy actors. Just terrible. I got angrier and angrier as the movie went on. Definitely in my top 3 for worst movies ever conceived, filmed and released to the public. A stain on our human history of filming. AVOID. AVOID. AVOID!!!!
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Rings (2017)
2/10
Don't waste your time
4 May 2017
I was a big fan of the original Ring movie, so was looking forward to watching this sequel. It started off promising enough, but that was literally the first scene. It deteriorated from there. Actors of C grade quality. An incohesive storyline that leaves you scratching your head at times. Characters you just don't care about and have no problem seeing die on screen. And a ridiculous backstory to what was a once scary villain, ultimately becoming a joke. If you're into all of the above, by all means, enjoy. Otherwise those of us who hold horror movies to some standard, steer clear.
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