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Licorice Pizza (2021)
Waste of Time
Coming of age movie that doesn't flow and is boring and somehow had two cameos that are disjointedly inserted to add to the running time of the movie for no reason at all. In fact delete those scenes and make it more coherent and it could have been a much better movie.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
Fun Movie
It's Nick Cage Meets the Cohen Brothers for this one. Expect a plot along the lines of a Cohen Bros sketch. A little weird and far fetched. Fun movie but wait until it's streaming or free online.
Death on the Nile (2022)
Deserves a 7 Rating
More like a 6.5 just because it's one of Agatha Christie's best and with a storyline like that along with the breathtaking cinema photography (CG or what have you), plus an amazing perforrmence by Kenneth Branagh, there is hardly reason to deny this timeless gem any less. As good as the first try, maybe not, but who cares. However, as other reviewers point out, the big disappointment comes from the fake "woke" plot line that currently seems to have to be insteted into every single movie plotline.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
Greatest Comedy Ever Made
TBL is the greatest comedy ever made and among the top 20 movies ever made.
Be aware of the following to make your wonderful virgin experience the best it can be:
1) You will not fully grasp the greatness of this movie until your 15th watch and I say that with utmost seriousness.
2) It's not about the storyline, it's about the characters. Leave the story alone for the first 7 viewings and take in the characters, the lines, the acting, the nuances
3) The twists and turns and what have yous story line is excellent too but better to leave the i's and t's of it until after your 15th watch and just enjoy the ride.
5) lastly, do not watch high until after your 15th watch for there will be gems delivered u high until then. Then watch it at least once a year while high for the rest of your life and feel how wonderful your life will be.
Inception (2010)
The best coolest stupid movie you will ever see.
Is it a really cool movie with the coolest film editing? Yes and yes again. However, there is a chonra called science fiction and this movie is not based on any science or science fiction that has happened or can ever be invented. Nowhere in is its fantasy concept is there a bit of plausibility. There is another chonra where even biological phenomenon that don't exist may one day possibly exist such as a super humans, human mutations, superman aliens reaching us from space. But to depict our current universe as it is and utilize a fantasy concept "invention" that anyone with a brain understands is full stop impossible and I mean impossible, and then layer upon layer of contrived possibilities under the original impossible idea, makes this a very cool possibly the best stupid movie ever made. It still gets 6 stars for being amazingly cool but that as high as it should go.
Gisaengchung (2019)
Dont Beleive The Hype
The first half of the movie is very good and then the movies takes a Cohe Brothersesque turn to the absurd. As with the Cohns Adaptation and some others (and I'm a major fan of the CB), when the writers ran into the brick wall not knowing where the story should go, they turned to the absurd and contrived the rest to the intelligent consumers utter disappointment. This movie will not last the test of time and its user rating will fade lower in time. Worth the watch just to learn how to finish a screenplay thats amazing but has yet for formulate a working ending... Just contrive the absurd and youll win an academy award.
Seinfeld: The Bris (1993)
Number 1 Episode of Entire series
Larry Thomas who played the Soup Nazi also considered this the very best episode. Could be only Jews find the entire Bris theme hilarious but every line and every second along with two storyline that are the very best in TV history are packed into this episode and the acting is spot on. A perfect ten and the series best.