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YellowFlash 2 (2018)
A moaning fascist masquerading as an average reviewer
At least be honest... what's the point of being cowardly in the synopsis? Not like the episode titles don't give it away, which can basically be summed up as "wah, wah, all the movies don't have me and my clones in them, and I desperately need to chew on a dummy!"
Like, seriously, how pathetic can someone be to keep on droning on so incessantly, you must live not just in your parents' basement, but underneath it. Do you wake up every day thinking "I must moan, now, yes... because if I don't lick Ben Shapiro's boots I am nothing in life!" Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you have wet dreams about James Wood, or maybe a threesome with Jon Voight...
RichPlanet TV (2009)
Absolutely awful harasser
This guy does all this for money. He doesn't care about anyone, who he hurts, as long as he gets his narcissistic, psychopathic face out there, just to profit off others' misery.
He's the worst kind of human, only one step removed from the actual perpetrators of the crimes he claims to be so interested in (he is not, though, he merely feigns this interest to profit as much from it, relying on the gullibility of his audience - ironic, considering his supposed tagline, but I'm sure he likes to think himself as the only one who can be believed, even if he is the huge liar).
The worst type of 'talk-show'... even reality tv nonsense is more intelligible than Hall's absolute claptrap.
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The Hands of Mr. Ottermole (1957)
The xenophobia from the cop ruined it
And the answer to it wasn't adequate... heck, he wasn't even the cop murdered... they're literally just talking about English serial killers, but noooo they can't possibly do it according to Dunce Cop. One other episode where xenophobia was displayed ended in the death of the person, so at least there's that (it's not like this series isn't full of death, of course). Also, not sure if this was their intention, but perhaps he had some faux Scottish accent for some xenophobic reason too (even though, for now and back then, Scotland is part of the UK, but you know little England and all.........)
Unvaccinated (2022)
It's fine, the other reviews, on the other hand...
People are absolutely hilarious... they think it's an attack on them when literally all of the participants are of their mindsets. A non-addled mind would call that a bias for these moaners... but no, not for them apparently, the kind of people who I'm sure would find bias in paint drying. The essence of morons goes undiluted, certainly...
The Andrew Klavan Show (2015)
Hyper-partisan, non-comic
"Laugh"? He probably thinks this is really satire, but no, satire isn't simply saying up is down, that is simply reality denial, which Klavan clearly does if he seriously thinks covid was handled well in 2020. Laugh at the fact you think this blindly propagandistic podcast is funny, maybe, but comedy this is not...
Computing Forever (2008)
Absolutely obsessed
One would think he'd be perfectly happy if he cloned himself and had every movie and video game filled with nothing but his image... truly malignant narcissism.
The Dana Show (2017)
Warning to any would-be followers
Dana is someone who advocated violence, so expect more extremism, propaganda, radicalization, and her attempt to groom others into such views.
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Evidence that people like 'movies' made out of literal faeces
How much more does something need to show the viewer how stupid it is? If it was disgusting and otherwise really funny then, sure, something is there... but no, it's just idiotic, and the worst is that it might truly think it's funny. Waters can't call himself an 'artist', no... sure, art is subjective, but while a golden toilet may be symbolic, eating faeces is symbolic of only idiocy (and by all means, some people may somehow like it, but it still doesn't make it movie-worthy, I shudder even hearing people calling this a 'film'... it is a pile of faeces, that is truly all it qualified for).
It is, like, horror movies aren't usually the most amazing movies ever, especially slashers... but in comparison... at least they try to convey horror, this nonsense on the other hand thinks it's comedy when it's more horror than anything, and mostly because the actors are so pathetic...
Where is the last paragraph I added later, imdb?
Happiness (2017)
Here, sample A...
Isn't it ironic that it barely takes two, exactly two reviews in fact, to already get a sample of the 'rat' symbol here. Talking about going against the establishment, who, the one who claims elite in gilded form? Some people, I say, can't even tell the ironic context of their own quote. Identical to the lemmings in Steve's other film, just leading them all to their own cultist doom...