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Navy Seals (1990)
As Good as Most Popular Action Flicks of the 90s
1 March 2023
Worth it. Watch it.

Some people compare this movie to Top Gun... but NO... its not like that. I think a better comparison is POINT BREAK.

THIS: ****Mix 'Point Break' with 'The Rock' and 'Ronin' and you might get a film similar to 'Navy Seals'. ****

I personally like Navy Seals as much as all the films above. Although, I'd admit 'The Rock' is probably the best made of these films... However. Navy Seals does the best job at making you feel like you are part of the (cast) team. Navy seals has action that feels real. You will feel like a sniper. You will feel like the person being shot. You might cry when your team members are shot.

Here is an easy TEST to find out if this movie is worth your time.

A) Do you like 90s action movies? If YES. Watch this one! Now.

B) Do you like any movies with Bill Paxton? Twister? Terminator? True Lies? Tombstone? OK. This one? Watch it! Now.

C) Does Charlie Sheen ruin this movie? No. Not at all.

Some movies do not hold up to be as great many years later. For example. The action in Hard Target is still amazing... but audiences no longer want to watch actors like Jean Claude Van Damme. This movie doesn't have the style of John Woo sequences.... but it isn't ruined by lame acting scenes either. The drama isn't poured on too heavy and it is done well. The action is great. It feels real. Which is what this movie is all about.
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Bad Milo (2013)
6/10
A silly COMEDY for horror fans. You will raise an eyebrow and shake your head.
12 February 2023
JUST WATCH IT.

Minor gore. Minor horror. Several funny, good jokes and several funny, bad jokes.

Why 7/10 stars? Because its exactly what it deserves to be... it never fell apart. If you're laughing 2-6 minutes into the film... It will only continue. Really. I'm not sure anyone could make a better movie about a small demon-creature that exits and re-enters a man's b*tthole, over and over throughout the film.

No one decides to watch 'Bad Milo!' expecting a film on the same scale as The Lord of the Rings or Avatar. Nobody casted Edward Norton and Amy Adams as the leads. And that is no insult to the perfectly casted Ken Marino and Gillian Jacobs. Not to mention fine (humorous) performances by Patrick Warburton, Peter Stormare, and Stephen Root. Particularly, Ken Marino. Almost like a Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead. He plays his character (mostly) seriously. Not like its a SNL skit.

Yes. This movie is "stupid". You should expect the jokes to be as "bad" as Zoolander but a film with a much smaller budget. **The lack of budget is not an issue. The practical effects look good. I appreciated every goofy scene with Milo.

So YES, maybe "stupid". But the plot is only as stupid as the film is silly/funny. It is definitely intended to make you laugh.

If you've come here to find out if this movie is worth watching, because you are now aware the film exists, definitely watch it. Its sort of like Idol Hands, but with an anal-demon instead of a hand.

Did you laugh when Ace Ventura came out of the Rino's butt? If Yes. You can stomach this film too!
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