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El Camino Christmas (2017)
Not a comedy, not a Christmas movie...
Yea...no...i mean honestly...what the effervescence was this. Terrible. The worst "Christmas" movie I have ever seen in my life. Sad, unfunny, depressing.
Midnight Mass (2021)
Hoooooolllllyyyyyy Helll this show moved so SLOOOOWWW
I literally needed coffee to keep me awake for how unbelievably slow this show moved. If you happen to make it through to the end, it's kind of worth it...but so is watching grass grow to have a green lawn...my goodness...I actually used this show in place of ambien the past couple of nights to get me in a deep sleep...
The Wrong Missy (2020)
This movie is HYSTERICAL!
I was literally dying laughing from start to finish...just stupid light hearted fun! Loved it! After the day I was having, this movie is just what I needed! Funniest movie I've seen in a while!
The Blacklist: Twamie Ullulaq (No. 126) (2020)
Alina is INTOLERABLE!
I just can't! She is a terrible actor and a terrible character! The show could have found a better actress to fill their "affirmative action" spot...ugh!!!
GLOW: Outward Bound (2019)
What a stupid episode
This show is supposed to be fun... this episode had absolutely nothing to offer except for a 40 minute lecture on social justice... the chinese girl is crying that she has to jump out of a fortune cookie every night and how her family died in some mass genocide....ok, well if you hate it so much then why did you sign up??? I hate when writers inject their social justice views when it has absolutely nothing to do with the show... what a stupid stupid episode
Long Shot (2019)
Insufferable
Literally. Insufferable. Do yourself a favor and pass.
Amy Schumer: The Leather Special (2017)
I cancelled Netflix
This special was the cake topper. I officially cancelled Netflix. Amy Schumer is a fat disgusting "train wreck", a talent-less hag, and absolutely 100% not funny. This special highlights all of her flaws. Ugly. I really hope she disappears. Her and the rest of the SJW are ruining our country and our television shows & movies.
Hail, Caesar! (2016)
Sh*t...Pure and utter Sh*t
Do yourself a favor if you are deciding whether or not to see this movie, Sh*t on a plate and stare at it for 2 hours, you will get the same experience. This was literally on the top 5 worst movies I have ever seen. George Clooney should just hang it up. He too is a pile of sh*t. From the opening of the movie I realized this was going to be one of the worst experiences in my life. I was dragged by my wife to see this movie, and almost contemplated serving her with divorce papers for making me endure this utter failure of a movie. I can not express enough how terrible this movie was. Please. Do not see this movie. Do it for yourself. Do it for your family.