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Smash Mouth: All Star (1999)
The most beautiful piece of cinematic art I have ever seen.
To be fair you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand All-Star...
Wonder (2017)
It's OK to nothe like this movie!
You should know that it begins with an astronaut jumping up and down in slow motion and Minecraft is an important part of the plot. This flim is best at manipulating your emotions. Other than that I found the performances to be dull except the kid who plays August did alright, but he was nothing special. The special effects in this movie are a joke, there is a part where kids are joking that Auggie looks like Darth Sidious and then he imagines some guy in a homemade-looking Palpatine costume. The plot is boring. It is just 5th grade, only it's with a kid who looks like a cross between Hillary Clinton and the scared half of Harvey Dent's face. The message of this film is one that you have heard a thousand times. Clichéd is the best way to sum up this film.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
When Jupiter Ascends, the Wachowskis descend.
First off, this movie is not good. There is literally only one good thing about this movie. Some of the effects/action scenes are MEDIOCRE. Starting with the plot, Jupiter is a young woman/illegal alien from Russia who is apparently the reincarnation of a monarch that died AFTER she was born, or was it before? Oh well, not that I cared anyways. Basically after the bounty hunters were brought in from the monarchs children to find the mother's reincarnation, we meet Channing Tatum, who plays Cain Wise. A man who was an experiment by the government, and has dog-like senses, and yet, as proved at the end of the movie, it's revealed he once had wings? So they do some stuff, meet a guy, PROVE THAT BEES CAN SENSE ROYALTY EVEN IF IT IS A HUMAN REINCARNATION OF A LITERAL ALIEN, and meet two of the children. The daughter, reveals how they prolong their life, via special moisturizer, and the son reveals how this moisturizer is made, with humans, and not the dead kind. Basically the son tries to marry the reincarnation of his mother(just go along with it) and Caine and the guy we met from earlier stop the wedding because "I love you" and "He's going to kill you after the wedding". So they meet the second son, who has Jupiter's mean family and will let them go if Jupiter gives him Earth. So action scene #40 happens and creepo bro admits that HE KILLED THE MOTHER! (You get 5 extra points if A: you were genuinely surprised, or B: you still care) and he gets shot in the nuts two times. So the brother dies, Jupiter becomes queen of Earth, and I want to die. So yes, it is that bad.