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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Awful
This iteration of Peter/Spider-Man sucked. He bullies Flash Thompson, he's super cool and skateboards, he's "punk rock" according to the director and Peter's Ramones shirt. "You seriously think I'm a cop" is spoken with an obnoxious NY accent like Peter is an Italian wiseguy. Garfield's physical mannerisms and his hair ruined it for me. The scene with the car thief was embarrassing. Add in the bs plot with Peter's parents and other inconsistencies with the comics, Spidey walking around with no mask, and you get a movie that actually angers me. Another thing, I love how Gwen is 17 but has so much responsibility at Oscorp. So stupid. It was, however, better than AS2, only bc 2 was so God awful. Spider blood? Gtfoh
King of the Hill: An Officer and a Gentle Boy (2003)
Bobby Hill Role Model
"I've tried concrete and I've tried mattress. I'm a mattress guy."