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Wednesday (2022– )
1/10
Netflix has done it again.
1 April 2024
Who was the one who greenlit this script, and how did it get 8/10? It can only be an enormous number of 13 year old goth girls.

Bad writing, bad casting, cringe, and anything but funny, unless you laugh at the writers, the producers, and the cast, especially the male cast.

This has nothing to do with the Adams family.

Pugsle is portrayed as a little crybaby.

Gomey is a creepy, overweight, and a very unappealing man. They even felt the need to give him very bad teeth with black in-between.

Cathrine Zeta-Jones is too old for the role and a horrible choice for Morticia, and there is no chemistry between her and Gomez.

I like both Zeta-Jones and Luis Guzmán, but I was very disappointed by their performance and even more by the fact that they both accepted the roles.

Wednesday is the worst, completely unlikeable, but guys still faun over her, despite the fact she treats everybody like garbage and only uses people in an all stick no carrot way. Only a sadomasochist would keep liking that girl after all that abuse, even if they had thair enormous mother issues.

What i really don't get is the fact that nobody is offended by the horrible way every male character is portrayed. They are all either incompetent, weak, creepy, douchbags, or a psycho. Not one of them shows an ounce of self-respect or any guts, especially the writes and 2/3 of the directors.
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3/10
Enemies who would rather talk, then win the fight, with childish names for characters and spell/moves
5 December 2022
Every single enemy our heroes face, lose the fight because they start talking, instead of striking the heroes one last time when they are down. Even if they get another chance, they never learn from their mistakes and start giving speeches, as if thay are trying to loose to the heroes.

The enemies have no believe in their own cause and often ends up rescuing the heroes, with some weak excuse of a reason, that doesn't even make sence.

The heroes also lose because they feel pity for their enemies backstory. Even more pity then they feel for the huge amount of humans, who will be killed by the evil forces, they are bissy feeling sorry for.

The characters name and the names of the spells sound like a unimaginative child came up with them. Names like Maam, Popp and Blizzblaze. Spells names like kaswoosh (wind), kafrisizzle (fire), kazap (lightning) and puff (turn into dragon). Even the lead characters name Dai is to close to "die" and works very bad on english, when the heroes keep yelling "die, die, die".

To me this seem like the work of a child or someone who mentally is a child, but at least it's not written by a discusting pervert like so many other anime.

To sum it up, bad writing, bad fighting and a big waste of time for anybody who is older then 9.
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Polar Bear (2022)
1/10
Waste of time and really innoing.
16 August 2022
This could have been a good documentary, if they hadn't instructed the narrator to speak as if she was one of the bear cups.

You don't know what they are thinking and you only seem more ignorant, when you act like you do.
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2/10
Love Woody Harrelson, hate Kevin Hart.
18 July 2022
Kevin Hart plays the same incompetent, unfunny looser he always do. To make it short he plays himself, which to me is not acting.

Have you ever seen any movie with Kevin Hart? If so, then you have seen this one too. Woody Harrelson is great, but Kevin Hart ruins everything he is in.
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1/10
Worst short animations I have ever seen.
5 June 2022
I have nevet seen so terrible short animations like these.

Short film usually have some sort of meaning, you are suppose to learn something from. But these short film are just horrible. Some twisted psychos might call this art, but all I will ever call it is sick.

I do hope the people, who wrote/made them and the people who voted for the them, get some much needed help. They clearly need it.
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Peacemaker (2022– )
3/10
Huge disappointment.
28 May 2022
The last few episodes of the first season, completly ruined the whole show.

There are some funny moments, but they are few and far apart. Half of the team are complete assh****, the rest is only a little better.
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1/10
Worst so-called comdy/stand-up show I have ever seen. He's so not funny it's just sad.
20 November 2021
Who let this guy get on the stage. It seems like they found, some homeless idiot and put him on a stage. He's just a guy yelling, without any context.

You can actualy see the audience leaving, within the first few minutes of his "show".
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Mermaid Down (2019)
1/10
Bad acting and bad writing. Makes no sence, I assume a lot of people was paid to give this 10 stars ... or it is the first movie and tv screen they have ever seen .
7 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Starts with two old, drunk fishers trying to catch a mermaid, because they need money. For some stupid reason they actually manage to catch one within a week in their first attemt? She gets loose, escapes to the water and gets caugt in the same net less then 2 minutes after, instead of ... I don't know, swiming to whatever hiding place she usually stays in?

Then one of the old guys chop off her tail less the a foot or about 30cm under her stomach, because ... I really don't know why?

After that some wierd doctor who happens to be nearby, swim to the boat while it happens and kills the old guy who cut her tail off, and brings her to a mental home he owns, for women.

For some reason the mermaid does not bleed out and die, but instead she grows first a coocoon(looking like a birds nest of twigs) in it's place, that become human legs in 87 days.

One night some of the other women of the mentel house, hears her screetching and think is a ghost. So they grap some firepokers, that they have access to in the room they are playing cards in ... wait, potential weapons in a mental home, how ignorant is that writer? That would be a great danger, to both the patients and the staff.

The girls concludes that it is just a new girl and get back to their cards.

That the first half hour, and then I would waste another second more watching that terrible movie.

I might have given this movie 2 stars, if not for all the fake 10 star rating and phony reviews it has been given.

And by the way she is definitely not hot (not even in real life), she is a low 6 out of 10 at best, most people is between 4 to 7.
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Spirit Riding Free: Spirit Riding Free: Spirit of Christmas (2019)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
1/10
The original was good, let's see if we can ruin it.
4 November 2021
They keep on taking a big steaming dumb, on good old thing. This just show the writer can't even create their own horse character, shamefull.

They should have just made this anoter barbie cartoon.
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1/10
Stop this.
4 November 2021
They keep on taking a big steaming dumb, on good old thing. This just show the writer can't even create their own horse character, shamefull.

They shoul have just made this anoter barbie cartoon.
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3/10
Interesting at first.
3 May 2021
The first hour is very interesting and exciting, but after that it quickly turn illogical and down right stupid.
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1/10
Not a documentary.
24 January 2021
Just a bunch of underwater filming with music. Nothing is said and nothing learned.
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Funhouse (2019)
7/10
Just great. Stuck to the screen.
29 June 2020
There should be a real show like this, with people like that from the real world.

I could never watch it, but it would make people think before they sold thair "soul" for some reality show, made to make people more stupid, selfish and superficial. It would also make the world just a little better for the rest of us, by removing those few "people" from our world.

Soul is not ment in a religious way.

Oscar Wilde: Religion is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
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Hunter x Hunter (2011–2014)
5/10
"Original" is much better then "Recreated" version even without the ending to the story.
24 June 2020
I suggest seeing the Original(1999) versions 62 episodes then continue with Recreated(2011) version from episode 53 (same episode as Original 62/last episode, but with minor changes). At the very least see the first 3 episodes of the Original before seeing the Recreated.

Original is much better then Recreated but does not finish the story. The Original is more 'intense' the story is all over greater, more detailed and shows the characters personality in a much better way. (I have not seen the 3 OVA stories (OVA, Greed Island & Greed Island Final, because i they only are in made Japanese and i prefer English)

The Recreated version leaves a lot out, does not explain things very well and the narrator often says way to much.

From about episode 100 and aften the show starts getting really dragt out and bad, most of the "ant" chapter is just garbage, our "heroes" think completly illogical and stupid. Some nen power work after a person is dead, wich contridict everything we have been told before.

The "election" chapter is also immensly dumb, most of the persons who can be voted for, is completly unqualified with a temper like a child, with only few exceptions. Besides that there is one person towards the ending, who looks a little girl, but is referd to a both -he, her, mister, brother, sister- and much more. Don't they know what thair character are, thats just sloppy and earlier there is a young girl, who when they refer to her changes between being young girl and woman. Get it together already, that was clearly a child.

After seeing it all, I regret watching the 2011 version and wish i had been sadisfied with the incomplete 1999 version.
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4/10
Started great, but quickly dropping.
22 June 2020
The show started out being funny and great in the first few episodes, but quickly declining for almost each episode afterwards. I have just seen episode 23.
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The Tick (2016– )
8/10
Sligthly stupid in a really funny way.
20 June 2020
The whole "Tick universe" is slightly dumb, but really funny. Deffinantly worth watching.

The ones who cancelled it should be punished. Unfortunately that happens to many great shows today.

I hope people in the TV business gets smarter soon, but it seem to be going the other way.
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13 Reasons Why (2017–2020)
1/10
Should have called it 3 crimes and a major drama queen.
15 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Small spoiler below.

An insult to pepole with mental issues and suicide thoughts.

I only saw season 1 but even that was horrible with the weak reason that makes Hannah kill herself.

It's all smalltime bullying and a few terrible crimes I would not consider bullying, that part most have been horrible.

Hannah is very selfish and a big drama queen, she never says "no", "that not what happened" or "help" but let people believe in the childish rumors and blame every one else.

She tries to make a guy she like jalous, by going out with another, instead of just asking him out.

She never mentions Clay as a friend on her tapes, but act like she is friendless and make a big effort, to ruin a big part of his live, by letting him be part of that list and making him listen to her crap and what she was exposed to.

She hides when a former friend need her more the ever and practicly, tries to make the same terrible thing happen to herself.

Her mom is not much better, who just want money(and drama) from her suicide, by suing the school and therby making the conditions, much worse for all the kids who still goes there.

If she had been a real person, it would not have been a loss when she took her own life. But the one who raped her and her friend belong in prison or worse.
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Darksiders II (2012 Video Game)
3/10
Seems half done. What a waste of time.
11 June 2020
Every key getting stuck (I'm use to wasd getting stuck because of Windows 10 I suspect), but this was to much. Camera showing useless angels in the middle of a fight and when trying to crawl around on walls or tall building. Evade/dodging in the wrong direction and falling throu solid floor to a place I could not get out off.
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God Eater (2015– )
7/10
Awsome first season.
7 June 2020
It's a crime if they do not make a second season, when the first one was so great.
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1/10
Just sick and on the border of hentei.
21 May 2020
Only got throu half the first episode, before I had to turn that sick s*** off. Every other picture illustrates some little girl underwear and every time the "camera cuts" it shows some girl from a sexual angel. I'm so sick of that japanese fetish and all it proves to me, is the story must suck, when they could not do it without. Hentei is repulsive just like the people who watch it.
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Another (2012)
7/10
Another great anime.
17 May 2020
Great and mysteries series, deffinantly worth watching.
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Endride (2016)
2/10
This piece of garbage is not worth watching.
15 May 2020
Most of the characters is obnoxious, even the main character and his stuck up prince friend.It seems to be written by a 13 year old kid and only a few of the character is likeable. There is even a little girl on about 10 who is in love with a grown man and keep claiming she is not a kid and nobody correct her, she is one of the worst. The story is not great either and the "team" we follow consist mostly of children, a traiter, a former assassin who tried to kill them. Most of their warp relics(special weapons) is to big and/or clumsy made, to be useful and look like a someone with no knowledge draw them, because he thought they looked cool. Just terrible.
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1/10
Ruins almost every character. I don't accept this as being part of Blue Exorcist.
5 May 2020
THIS IS NOT BLUE EXORCIST!

I really like the original Blue Exorcist series from 2011-2012, but they're obviously trying to ruin the almost every single character in this part. Most of them are irrational, and down right stupid, one important character from the original tv show is a thief and they spend a lot time talking when they should be acting even in the big fight. Ren acts like a childish bully insted of incourage his friend, and most of them have skills/powers they never shows before or after, even thou this is suppose to take place after episode 17. Seems like some really bad fan fiction.

I gave the real Blue Exorcist 7 stars.
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The Wave (2019)
8/10
Great movie.
21 April 2020
I wish I could forget it and see it all over again and again. What an funny and captivating movie with a great ending that made it all make sence. I would love to see more movies like this one.
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3/10
Terrible movie and it looks like most characters hair just came from a bad beauty pageant.
14 March 2020
The story i extremely predictable, and i have never tried or heard of the game(or story?).

Most of the character we follow, looks and act like children and sound as ignorant to. It look like a bad attemt to copy How To Train Your Dragon(nice movie) or Frozen(not my cup of tea), with a extra large portion of cute and some of worst teeneger hair from the last couple of decades. And why call him Your Highness, they live in a small house barely 20m2 big, makes no sence.
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