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A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
I Thought it was better than...
90% of the other Bullsh1t remakes that Hollywood keeps pumping out.. Last year (09) we had "My Bloody Valentine", "Friday the 13", "The Stepfather", "Last House On The Left", "Sorority Row" and "Halloween 2" to name a few. Basically The Olny good "Original" release of 2009 was "Drag Me To Hell"..
This year we've already had "The Crazies" - Coming Soon are "Mothers Day" (Which may be good), "Pirahna 3D", "Straw Dogs", "Dont Be Afraid Of The Dark", "Friday The 13 II", "Halloween 3D", "Hellraiser 3D", "Scanners", "The Orphanage", Night Of The Demons"... The List Goes FOREVER!! I Think Its BEYOND Fugked up that Hollywood keeps pumpin out these remakes when all they have to do is copy the original 80's slasher formula, create a villain and write a good script. But Anyways, I HATE to say it, I actually like this remake.. Freddy Looks/Sounds different, The Directing/Cinematography was GREAT and the gore was not too bad either.. I don't support these lameass remakes AT ALL, but 1 outta 10 ends up good, and i think they nailed it with this one.. Whats gonna be LAME is if they make a "Nightmare on Elms Street 2" remake.. Will they follow the original story and make it about Freddy trying to obtain a human form like the original? Probably not.. N.O.E.S II Sucked - Anyways shouldn't this film really be "Nightmare On Elm Street Part 7"??? It technically could count as PART 8 if you count "Freddy Vs. Jason".. FUHK YOU Hollywood..
The fact that they remake mainstream and obscure horror films strictly for profit (and at the same time alienate fans) shows the TRUE shallowness of Hollywood studios.. It shows that film has become nothing but profit and the actual ART has become a joke to be REMADE.. Seriously.. If somebody repainted the MONA LISA would that be a big money maker in the Art World?? If somebody remade some lame 80's bestselling album like "Thriller" would everyone go out and buy it? Would it save the recording industry? It doesn't seem like ONE PERSON supports these BULLSH1T remakes, so why keep making them?? BTW - "Clash Of The Titans" should have NEVER been messed with.. That sh!t makes me SICK!!
As for Freddy... It wasn't that bad.. BUT, It should've just been left alone (and how could they leave out Robert Englund??)
Life Is Hot in Cracktown (2009)
The REAL Reality...
With this being the FIRST movie review i've done, i couldn't have picked a harder movie to summarize.. If you've seen Buddy Giovinazzo's 1986 street slime suicide epic "Combat Shock", than you'll know what to expect.. A perfectly made film thats downbeat and depressing, a Drama that can pass for horror And characters that you are supposed to hate, but can't.. The only difference here is that instead of the gritty 80's look this film has a nice pop-polished feel (and more characters to feel bad for)
The movie basically follows four groups of characters in their day to day struggles in a drug/hooker infested neighborhood (Not unlike Hollywood). There's Marybeth (Kerry Washington) and Benny (Desmond Harrington) who roam the streets looking for johns. Marybeth is a Transsexual who's trying to save money for her sex change by giving head to old filthy tricks and at the same time supporting her loser boyfriends (bennys) drug habit. Benny's trade is a burglar, but his drug problem and age has made it difficult to pull anything off without F**king it up. Then There's Willy (Ridge Canipe) A pre-teen who, like all kids in these neighborhoods has no future. He wakes up to cockroachs running across his face, hangs out with the Junkie outside his welfare building (Brandon Routh), Has a crush on a local hooker named "Melody" (Elena Franklin) who's roughly the same age as he is.. He also has to watch after his little sister while his Mom (Illeana Douglas) and her abusive boyfriend smoke rock.. Romeo (Evan Ross) is the neighborhood punk who roams the streets terrorizing people, extorting and brutally beating down the elderly for their welfare checks, raping, robbing, killing.. People may think his character is an exaggeration of a street punk, but there are HUNDREDS of "Romeos" in every city.. The kids that were number one on the football team 2 years ago, now sell crack and aspire to live out the "Scarface" life. Then There's the people in the neighborhood who are trying to make a life for themselves, but they are too naive to realise that it will NEVER happen.. Manny (Victor Rasuk) works two jobs.. A Day job at the local Liquor Store and a Security job at the welfare apartments (were Willy Resides). He and his wife Concetta (Shannyn Sossamon) live in squalor and have a newborn son who NEVER STOPS CRYING (Kinda reminiscent of Frankies 'Agent Orange" Baby in "Combat Shock"). Of all the people in the neighborhood (that we see) he is the only one trying to make a better life for himself and his family, but in the end not even THREE jobs can help. (you just have to LEAVE!!)
Of the four of us that went to the film i think i was the only one who really loved it.. My Girlfriend (who's favorite film is "Bloodsucking Freaks")said that it was too dark. My two other friends liked it, and one friend actually sparked his stem about half way through.. The truth is, we all grew up in a neighborhood just like the one shown in the film. Its hard to watch "Hollywood" almost Glorify and Exploit this reality for rich snobby dick heads to watch and try to analyze.. (Its basically Hollywood Exploiting ITSELF!) I've been in willy's shoes and the reality is that no matter how innocent he seems in the film, eventually he will grow up to be a junkie, thief or dealer (or all three) Some people finally realise that it would be easier to just LEAVE the neighborhood and move to the suburbs. You'd still have to struggle, BUT after everything you've already dealt with, moving would be a walk in the park. HOPEFULLY some Crackheads out there will see this film and realise that they should NEVER have kids! Maybe they will see that this life is a vicious cycle that they will pass on to their kids and they'll grow up to be our future addicts and hookers OR WORSE, They'll become the future "Romeos". Too many kids in the city end up like him. In a neighborhood full of druggies you realise that the only REAL job out there is to actually supply these drugs to these losers. When your Mom and Dad cant pay the rent and your able to hustle $1000 A DAY selling crack and heroin you feel like a success. Thats the trap. Only 1 in 10 will be able to stay off the drugs they sell, and only 1 in 10 will save that money and move to Riverside and get a job selling DVD's and VHS tapes on Amazon :) Anyways, this is my first movie review to a movie that still doesn't have a review. (now i'll try to sound like everyone else) The movie had GREAT direction, excellent acting from an excellent ensemble cast and it will give you a realistic look into the streets! I heard somebody say this film was like "Short Cuts on Drugs". That sums it up nice, except there isn't some stupid earthquake. Unlike "Short Cuts" this movie has a realistic ending. Good job Buddy G!! Hopefully you'll adapt some of your other books to film. Then you'll have my SECOND review ever!