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Monsters of California (2023)
Taking a good idea and turning it into a bad movie
I don't get it ! Really I don't !! Why do they keep doing that ?
Are they in a hurry to make movies as fast as possible ? Because this movie hasn't been "cooked" enough to say the leasst.
Do they have so much money they can afford losing it all ?
This movie is a bad movie, and that's when I'm being polite.
There is no sense in it even for a sci-fi movie.
And If you wanted to combine sci-fi, with cali-dude lunatism nonsense - there is a much better way to do it.
Nothing is good - not the plot, not the acting, not the movie and even not the CGI.
Nothing is related, nothing is resolved, and even the sentences doesn't connect with each other and the plot itself.
They talk about "answers" but give none !
This could've been done much better with a better script, better cast and better production.
Don't go waste your time and money on this one.
Fall (2022)
An empty movie about stupid deeds
To see this movie is painful and it makes you sad.
And stupidity and evil is literally everywhere...
Let's start with the pointless death of the first character:
He climbed a cliff for fun, didn't harness himself correctly and fell to his death.
So, this was a very stupid way to die for nothing !
Now let's take his girlfriend - she wasted a whole year drinking and falling apart - another stupid and immature behavior, and add to that her very bad attitude towards here father and you get the picture..
Now let's go to the third actress in the movie: of-course the correct way to "deal" with the fear of death of her best friend is by taking her to the most deserted place possible and climbing the highest antenna in the world even-though it is rusty and literally disintegrating.... Yeah.. that's a very "smart" move right there...
And now add to that the other guys (of-course, if there were girls there they would've helped, but guys are evil right ?!) that instead of helping them steal their car, and instead of checking on the drone - simply get back to the hitting truck and drive away....
So, all heroes in the movie dies stupid pointless deaths for nothing,
and the rest are simply careless the thieves..
That's a very bad movie and I recommend NOT watching it !
The only reason it got 2 stars from me and not 1 is because it has some very stressful scenes.
But, be warned - you'll feel very bad and frustrated after watching this very bad movie. So please don't do that to yourself !
The Green Knight (2021)
One of the worst movies ever made
After watching it I was amazed it was ever produced, filmed or even actual make it to theaters.
This is a complete waste of time, and it's highly recommended NOT to watch it at all.
Nothing is good there ! NOTHING !!!
It's so boring it'll put you to sleep even if you watch it in the morning.
The music is psychedelic, melancholic - no - sad and empty.
The scenes are not related and not connected and all goes so slow that it's amazing one could keep up with the plot.
Noting is learnt, nothing is connected and nothing make sense !!
Even if you are the first to actually stay awake throughout the entire movie, when you get to the end you'll simply ask yourself - what the hell just happened here ? What's the connection ? Why are we here and how is it related to the entire movie...
I think the correct rating for this movie is -3 (yes.. minus 3)
Silo (2023)
A Very good show, well written and performed.
This is the TV version of the movie "City of Ember" from 2008, but on steroids.
The funny thing is the Tim Robins is staring on both..
There, he is the good guy, and here, well - the opposite.
I must say I've started to watch it under heavy skepticism, but as the plot unraveled - I was sucked in and couldn't move myself from the screen.
It lucks the charm and ease of Bill Murray, but I think it keeps the correct amount of mystery and action.
Personally I think it's a family friendly movie, but as the main theme of the set is dark and gloomy I'd strict it to kids from the age of 13 or higher.
I'm reviewing it after seeing 8 chapters out of the planned 10 of the first season and I must tell you I can't wait to see what will happen next!
Well done !!
Guardians of Time (2022)
A total waste of time. Just don't watch it.
This movie can easily be categorized as "B-movie" with very bad acting very bad directing and very bad editing and bad everything even the soundtrack. I really lost my nerves and patience watching this very very bad movie.
Taking 4 girls to an adventure is really a bad thing to start with, making them 2 white and 2 black makes it even worse as its not likely to happen, and making the smallest one (and worst actor..) the smartest ?? Really ?? What were you thinking ?
Please don't waste your time on it. I don't know what they were thinking when they approved it and when they released it. Indeed - Unwatchable.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
This is actually a great movie
I've seen it in cinema, and it was great and I've seen it on my 60" screen at home and it was still great. I think its direction it very good. And the entire concept is wonderful.
I don't understand the low ratings out there, as this is an enjoyable family movie with great imagination and scenes.
Yes, it's not complicated as many movies like to be, but who decided a plot needs to be complicated ?
So, if you ask me - this movie is a real joy and a lot of fun. Go see it. (And don't forget to give it high rates here..)
Tom and Jerry (2021)
This is certainly NOT Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but good for kids.
This movie is totally about the magical mixing of "tunes" and "Reality", but it seems that when it comes to acting and plot... well.. There were far far secondaries.
We all know that Tom and Jerry really really like to fight. But if one decides to actually do a full featured movie of this many many years later (their last cartoon was around 1967...) - a good plot and cast might become handy. The acting of Chloe was very bad to say the least. IMHO she should stick to action/drama movies (Loved her in Kick ass, and in the Equalizer, hated her here.)
BUT - kids don't care about plot or acting and this movie WILL make them laugh and have a good time, and in these d~mned COVID times we should let them laugh as much as possible, hence the 6 stars and not 2.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
A complete waste of time
This is hardly a B movie. The opening looks promising. But as the movie advances - it all goes downhill. It should take place 500 years from now, but when you see it - it looks like it's about 50 years from now, when there are still automobiles and the medicine is problematic, and of-course soldiers still like to use automatic weapons that fires bullets, and that's BEFORE the bad acting, customs, locations, etc. etc.
I highly recommend not watching this one. Sorry Bruce..Love you !
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
I was very skeptical when I first want to see this movie, but WOW what a blast !!!
This movie is not a regular documentary movie. This movie was done soooo good that it was a pure joy throughout the entire movie !!!
With exceptionally great acting by Christian Bale and even Matt Damon.
The production went all the way to really reproduce the look&fill of that time, in every possible aspects.
It's a must see !! I warmly recommend you all - Go see it.
Green Book (2018)
A straight 10 movie.
When I've heard about this movie, I thought "oh boy.. here is another 'white vs. colored' movie", but boy I was wrong !!
This movie is a real joy, and a breeze of fresh air compared to other movies that addressed this subject.
To take an Italian 'white supremacy' type of guy, and put him with a very gifted 'but black' artist, and make him understand the crime of racial behavior while showing him the other side of...well...everything... while taking us on this trip with them - was a wonderful idea and that's what makes this movie so good !!
I recommend this movie to everyone, it's a must see and of very high quality in all aspects !
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
What a great movie !!! Go and see it now !!!
I must say, I went to see this movie with great doubts.. After-all - who dares challenging such classic ? Who can compete against the great Julie Andrews ? Act like her and worse - sing like her ? And, after the terrible horrible 'La La Land' so-called-musical (yack!!!) - I was very afraid for the songs and numbers.. BUT (!!!!) Someone in Disney done their homework !! This movie IS a modern CLASSIC !!! It certainly very close to the level of the real thing with GREAT numbers, songs and dances - cast and outfits - "practically perfect in any way" !! It seems like these numbers were written by the real staff of the original one and it DID THE MAGIC !! It was a full joy to see it in cinema - it took me many years back, and I fully recommend watching this GREAT MOVIE with all my heart !!!
Kin (2018)
A 15min. movie that was poorly stretched to 107 minutes
This movie is so boring and and so poorly written and directed that it actually makes me feel really sorry for the idiots that produced and financed this crap.
The movie has stupid unrealistic scenes as is the screenwriters actually think an average audience would buy this nonsense of a story.
Most of the story doesn't make any sense, and the music so melancholic and quiet that it'll probably make you fall asleep in the midst of it.
The only thing that makes this movie watch seeing are the last 10 minutes of it.
This is a great example of how to NOT make a movie today.
Destination Wedding (2018)
What a complete waste of time. They simply talk you to death.
Think of a movie that holds only shallow conversations between two persons through the entire movie. This is it! A movie about two persons talking - all the movie - just talking talking and talking....and talking and talking...
Yes, there is a stupid pg-13 intercourse scene (fully clothed..) , but even then they talk and talk and talk... come on !! This is a complete waste of time. I recommend voiding at all cost.
Dr. T & the Women (2000)
The worst movie I've ever seen.
Well, to make things short, this movie should not have been made.
After watching it for the first and last time, I've simply taken the DVD out of the player an literally thrown it out the window waiting fr the first car to run over it.
It's hard to believe that such movie was produced. As I've seen Mr. Gere is acting here I thought this is going to be a nice romantic or drama movie, but instead I got bad acting, almost no story-line and stupid ending. It's a complete waste of time and I do hope you all avoid watching this thing (not even a movie).
The Greatest Showman (2017)
The easiest 10 I've ever gave to a movie.
This IS the real thing ! This is the right way to do a musical nowadays. Look at the cast, look and the acting, enjoy the song and extremity high performance of singing them. The acting was superb, the values in the movie were of great importance: family, honor, friendship, innovation, taking chances and (of-course) acceptance of the other. The film is a modern (high-rate) musical wrapped in a 19th century wrapper, but don't let it fool you, once you've started watching it - you get addicted to the great numbers and songs in it. Until this movie, it was very rare to see a tight singing and acting performance but now - there is a new standard in the market - The "Greatest Showman" standard, and it'll be very hard to meet. Personally, I was so amazed by several of the songs that I've immediately ordered and bought both the movie and OST which are highly recommended to all family and friends. This one is totally the opposite of the terrible La LA Land movie, and got a straight 10 from me. Enjoy.
La La Land (2016)
A complete waste of time of a complete overrated movie
After hearing all the praise and glory of this movie on the radio and TV, I've decided to give it a chance and couldn't believe what I've seen. There were terrible numbers, terrible dancers, terrible acting and terrible songs. I could hardly get to the end of this movie as it was a complete torture and pain for my ears and eyes. The main actors can't sing and can't dance, the songs are of the same low-level and it all seemed to me like a low budget movie. Hearing it'd got so many Oscars was no doubt the last nail in the academy's coffin. What were they thinking ? Oscar for what ? Two new actors that bring nothing to the screen ? No feelings no acting no singing and no dancing - nothing ! Look carefully at their dance - they simply can't and don't dance. Hear carefully their singing - they can't don't really sing. Do you remember any tune from the movie (other the one they keep playing on the radio) or any dance ? This was a clearly PR movie full of buzz and empty inside. I highly recommend avoiding this one. Don't see, and don't waste your time on it. If you wan a musical to love - see The Greatest Showman - that's the right way to go..