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Il racconto dei racconti - Tale of Tales (2015)
Ponderous and plodding
Bizarre and slow. Disjointed and needlessly heavy handed. Why any actor would want to participate in a movie like this beyond my comprehension but work is work I suppose. Other reviews go on and on about how this is such a collection of cautionary tales about the human condition but that is a bunch of nonsense. This is nothing more than an overblown waste of time and an exercise in being weird for the sake of being weird. If you want cautionary tales about the dark side of the human condition then watch reruns of the Twilight Zone or Tales from the Darkside. Both are more concise and entertaining than this awful movie.
Gravy (2015)
horrible
This movie is a complete waste of time and a total turd. Anyone who thinks this is worth watching is an idiot. Not funny, clever, or compelling in any way. Avoid at every opportunity. Shark Babes has more to offer and is a better use of your time. Then again, just about anything is better than suffering through this piece of trash.