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The Vault (I) (2017)
3/10
Could have been better/plot hole
20 June 2022
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I'll keep this short. It was very messy in the beginning on who was involved. Then took forever to get to the first plot reveal. They could have made the story better by added more to the fun of the first plot reveal. Then the story just seemed to become a bore there.

Then come the second plot twist at the end, now that was a good one and that's the only reason I gave it another bonus's two stars. Because that was a good twist. But then it lost a star when the one mask guy managed to be outside of the bank. I don't understand how he was able to leave the bank unless because the vault was opened he was able to otherwise that plot makes absolutely no sense and it made me hate the movie.
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Vivarium (2019)
3/10
Confused and just unsure
12 June 2022
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Let me start this off by saying I've never wanted to slap a child more in my life than that little boy but this movie confused me.

Why are they there, what was the point of the boy and why did he grow so quickly? Also why was he watching the tv? What did that do to him? How come if they were there so long they didn't age at all and their hair didn't grow like the Tom had no facial hair and Gemma's hair never got any longer?

Did I miss where their cell phones went, I don't recall it ever being brought up. Also the box of food. When they were waiting For food after it disappeared they never talked about it again of the food coming back.

Didn't care for the ending.
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Jackass 4.5 (2022 Video)
5/10
More like a documentary
22 May 2022
The movie felt more like a documentary than an actual new movie. It was advertised as a new movie by Netflix which it really was t because it just showed 75% of the skits from Jackass Forever along with commentary and some insights to the skits and 25% new skits or never before seen ones.

I did find some of the new skits funny but found it rather boring and one of the worst jackass movies just because it didn't feel like a jackass with all the commentary. It should have been classified as a documentary or commentary film.
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Buddy Games (2019)
2/10
Not that funny
18 April 2022
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For having a cast of many funny and known actors I thought this would be great but it was boring to me. It felt like old dudes trying to have a frat party game.

I love Josh and was excited to know Jensen Ackles was in it (for all of 2 minutes) but this felt like a knock off jackass / grown ups hybrid movie that really wasn't funny.

The best scene was Dax with the Mink and Josh getting his ass kicked in the end.
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The Requin (2022)
1/10
I'd rather watch Sharknado
31 March 2022
For a shark movie it was honestly boring. Now there's been some good shark movies out lately (The Shallows, The Meg) but this was just boring. The shark barley did anything. The acting was poor and the movie seems like it dragged on when it could have been an hour long not an hour and a half. I would have rather watched the disaster that is Sharknado then watch this ever again.
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1/10
Wish I looked at reviews first
15 March 2022
I wish I could give this half a star. But I couldn't so it gets a 1.

The acting is so terrible. The first 50 minutes is so boring and pointless and nothing happens that you pray for the killer to show up and just kill them all because you just don't care who lives anymore at this point.

The killers costume is cheap looking and doesn't put any effort into really trying to hunt down and find them all. The kill are boring. None are note worthy.

I should have came here to look at reviews before watching.
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No Exit (I) (2022)
8/10
Worth a watch
13 March 2022
Even though I totally called who was in on it and guessed some twists along the way (I say I'm a pro at it so maybe you won't see it coming) I still very much enjoyed the film. If a movie can keep me from picking up my phone and browsing social medias it's a good movie to me.

I did think some dumb moves were made and some plot holes didn't make sense but the rest made it far more enjoyable.
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5/10
Love/hate
19 February 2022
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I didn't love nor hate the movie. But it didn't feel like it was a true Texas chainsaw movie to me. The characters made too many dumb decisions and too many times I had to say "Oh come on!" At the screen.

And the ending 60 seconds was just stupid. I mean we all know they like to leave the option open to keep the story going but to kill her like that was just dumb in my opinion.

I will say I loved the kills, they were nice, intense and gory and that bus kill scene was probably my favorite out of the TCM series.

There is a end credit scene but nothing happens.
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4/10
Ehhh
20 December 2021
The Ted Bundy story has been done too many times. I feel like this movie didn't really tell the story right and in order. It was kinda a slow movie until the last 20 minutes before it got good. I gave two stars for the ending of the movie and another two (4 total) stars because of Chads acting was pretty good in this film.
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He's All That (2021)
1/10
Is this a joke?
30 August 2021
Addison Rae could not sing or act to save her life. What is this?!
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1/10
Um what
25 August 2021
This movie was just all over the place and bad.

There was way too much dialogue in the beginning before anything even happened. Thank god for fast forwarding.

There was a whole plot in the movie that wasn't even brought to light until the end and it was barley explained. No clue who Julie really is? What's with the doll reallY? And the stupidity of let's hide but keep our flashlight on on our phone. For real?

This was possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
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The Resort (2021)
1/10
Boring from beginning to end
10 August 2021
I love dumb horror movies, but not this dumb. The acting was bad that they were probably selected based on looks. That maybe if they had an attractive cast that it would sell better. The deaths were boring with no shock or horror to them at all. The friends didn't even seem that upset when someone would die. I'm glad I didn't spend any money to watch this movie.
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2/10
Stupidity all around
21 June 2021
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The plot sounded interesting but shortly it I realized this wasn't going to be as good as it sounded.

*SPOILERS* Even if they don't believe the letters are real and that people would actually act out it why would the mother leave to go to the home of the person she got to chat, leaving her children home alone? Dumb move.

Then when the boys person shows up at the door, why would the older sister go upstairs and leave her brother all alone downstairs? Dumb move. Then why would she leave the house to go see her bf (which was very obvious they were gonna have each other) not knowing if he would pursue the actions? Dumb move.

Then when the mom shows up at the bfs house knowing her daughter is most likely in the house in danger would you sit in the car and tell a pointless story about a deer. Dumb move.

This movie was one dumb move after another. Maybe if this was directed by a real director who makes good horror/suspense movies this would have been one amazing purge knock off movie.

I gave it two stars only for the slight gore to it.
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1/10
Wow
1 June 2021
If you wanna watch a movie with really bad acting this is the movie for you. The only person that slightly had good acting was the old man in the beginning. It's a rather boring movie that drags and the kills are nothing special.
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2/10
Wheres the plot???
25 May 2021
The movie didn't seem to have a real plot besides teens having a house party for New Years and then things go south. The acting was horrible, scenarios didn't seem possible and was pretty boring until people start dying. I love dumb horror movies but this was just too dumb for my likings.
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Good Boys (2019)
4/10
Vulgar movie
22 May 2021
I went into this thinking it would be a funny and dumb, but the amount of time the kids are cursing and inappropriate just ruin the funny parts of the movie. It tries so hard to be funny in so many moments that would never be possible to happen.
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Save Yourself (I) (2015)
2/10
The acting ruined the film
5 May 2021
The acting is what made this movie dull and boring. The amount of dumb moves the girls made, so many slow moments. Honestly there was only one good part of the movie.

I like dumb horror movies but this was just too dumb for my likings.
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4/10
Slow
23 January 2021
This movie had such a slow start and by slow I mean at a snails pace with bad acting. It did get a little more interesting after the first kill but relatively was a boring movie with a little gore.
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Patient Seven (2016)
3/10
Snoring
23 December 2020
It's not just boring. It's snoring. The movie dragged on so much it put my mother to sleep. The back stories didn't really seem that necessary to have to show so much. And the twist ending I called in the first 10 minutes of the movie. I thought it would be good based off of reviews but i don't know. I was bored and kept checking to see how much longer of the movie there was because I wanted it to end.
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Crawl (I) (2019)
10/10
Worth it!
24 July 2019
I'm always skeptical about movies like this but was actually thrilled the whole movie. It had just the right amount of gore and blood. Perfect timing on jump scares, you're entertained the whole movie. Definitely on the edge of your seat many of times. Yes some of it seems unrealistic to happen but still exciting. I went in thinking it was gonna be a ehhh movie. But now I'm recommending it to my friends and can't wait for it to be on dvd to watch it again.
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SafeWord (2011)
2/10
Confusing
21 August 2018
This movie is very confusing up until the last 15 minutes where it's explained, and then you become confused yet again as to what's going on and who did what to who. There is brief nudity, and very little slasher to the film. The movie is quite boring to watch.
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