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Us (2019)
lol at the spam fake 1 star reviews
I"m just putting this here because it's incredibly obvious that a right wing board got really butthurt over Peele winning best director and decided to spam 1 star reveiews.
Most of which, Make no sense.
The film sits fairly at 7. It struggles with a unique plot that wasn't as on the nose as Get Out was. This does actually feel more like a twighlight zone episode which isn't a bad thing.
Overall a quirky addition to a dvd collection if you're into movies like Dune or Dark city.
The Fool (2018)
A lot of nothing.
Ray spends a lot of time stammering through a perceived martyr complex.
Ray seems to understand he's the punchline but not why.
Let There Be Light (2017)
Ear, and Eye cancer
Before watching this, consider the following; Sorbo has never met an atheist, Kevin Sorbo has never met anyone outside his small inner circle.
Everything about this fantasy wet dream where people want to hear Kevin speak is wrong, Not in a philosophical sense, Factually wrong.
He'll keep peddling out these diarrhea buckets and I'm sure someone is watching them despite only being found in the back corner of thrift stores and at the bottom of bargain bins in wholesale stores next to the keg of cheese whiz.
If you stumbled across this film , perhaps in a bin of dvds you bought at a yard sale or an accidental purchase because you thought it might be a Hercules season 3 dvd. I'm sorry you ended up with it. Just toss in the garbage, use it as a coaster or if your for some reason Kevin Sorbo reading this, Stare at it with confusion as to how your perfectly formed ideas and aping of *scare quotes, jokerman font* "~~THE ATHEISTS~~" Is somehow always met with ridicule and people telling you how wrong you keep getting it.
0/10 stars; Still not as bad as Kirk Cameron, but getting there.
Connect (2018)
Another stinker from kirk.
If you hated his other trash this one is just as bad, if not worse.
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)
Fun movie, Didn't get to the end.
My 12-year old autistic son had been very excited for me to bring him to this film. Overall it was a good feature about friendship, bravery and love.
However when we arrived the place was jam packed with what seemed like all adult men, It smelled very badly. When all the ponies banded together I heard an awful noise and a rather obese man sitting next to me apologized by saying "Sorry I pooped my diaper".
Needless to say I quietly exit the theater, I tried 5 more times to see the film in different theaters, But only 3 were airing it and I kept running into a similar situation of foul smelling theaters and unkempt adult men.
Either way the film up until that point was a great film and I hope to buy it on dvd.
The Star (2017)
Cesnorship
All reviews negative towards this film are censored. As such I cannot post any lengthy review.
Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)
Funniest movie of DA year y'all
Firstest of all DA haters can just get shook off. #shakeemoff
Tyler Perry is both DA funniest man and woman simultaneously in dis film y'all.
I was luffing so hard i almost choked on mu popcorn yo but also dis movie is also Hakka scurry yo, Dem jump scares had me like "oh snap" but Madea handled DAT stuff, yo go girl and den also you give it up to DA jay man in the sky #blessesed
i hope they make 8 mo sequels because dis was tight. -------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------- ------------------------------------------------------------------ Mr.Perry this is the fan base you appeal to, At very least this is what you imagine the mindset of your audience to be.
Your films are modern day minstrel shows and as Madea you personify every negative stereotype that exists in black culture. Nothing about what you do or say is even remotely funny.
I wonder on occasion if through the piles of cash and the turbid veil of Hollywood, If you take the time to look at yourself in the mirror before you inevitably shuck and jive your way through another film.