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2/10
Waste of time and indie
1 January 2024
This is just another movie lost to the Disney house of terrible movies. Terrible set ups, terrible casting and acting and over use of effects which makes it look terrible Who ever thought it would be a good idea replacing indie with Pheobe was wrong... She is ok in other roles catered to her but this is not one of those. I couldn't stand her arrogance and undermining character. It's an insult to good characters.

The vilkian was typical over the top nazi and why they keep using madz... I will never know This isn't a crapxon women or anything, it's a this was just a crap movie that went for entertainment and modern telling over heart.

This is what's wrong with Hollywood and Disney. They don't write heart anymore.

So I give it a 2 and say it sucked.
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3/10
Very meh
25 December 2023
It was not bad or good. It just just what ever.

The effects where great in areas and very terrible in others. Some made me question everything about the makes of this film and how they aloud if to be released.

The acting was very bland and one dimensional with lack luster leads and over the top stereotypical villain The ending made me not want to watch the next one.

This is proof you should never believe the hype or let someone have full creative control. Snyder went full Snyder and it suffers because of it.

I understand why Disney wouldn't want to make itm I wouldn't want it made either. Netflix need rhses opportunities so I get why it was made but it really shouldn't have been.

All in all. It sucked and I would never watch it again nor listen to hype and maybe believe the criticism.
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Expend4bles (2023)
2/10
Biggest piece of s
30 November 2023
Warning: Spoilers
It is the worst movie of 2023. It's edit is terrible, jumpy and all over the place. The cinamatography is awful. The colour grade it's worse then tubis best f grade movie and the effects are worse then any video game available to buy.

The acting is worse then the previous 3 and we all know no 3 was terrible.

I love the cast (nearly all .... MF should never act) but this is a hole new low. I can not express how much I hated everything about what I just watched.

The greenscreen is an all new bad for them and Hollywood. This is a case of bad to worse and why sometimes we should not encourage good things to continue.

Just never ever watch it. That is my warning. I have it 2 because 1 doesn't register as well.
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The Mandalorian: Chapter 19: The Convert (2023)
Season 3, Episode 3
2/10
No Mando lame writing episode.... Why
15 March 2023
Honestly this episode really is let down by its writing. It was lazy conveniences. Lollipop eating. Just bad writing.

There were interesting aspects hidden in there but execution was a fail. Effects were hit and miss. Some parts really great. Others video game quality.

I am getting tired of miss mash writing, weird subplots and over all wasted time. I watch Mando for Mando stories. This could have been a mini subplot rather then a hole episode. And I. Think that sums up this episode. It. Was a small subplot that could have been done in 10mins but we get an hour off pointless garbage. And the ending is a real whhhhaaa moment to prove how pointless.
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65 (2023)
1/10
This movie is boring and lacks dinosaurs
15 March 2023
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This movie is a walk out of the cinema kind off movie. It's nearly as bad as afftrer earth and because it's from the same studio.... It makes sense it's that bad. It's boring and lacks a true story. Is not even the kind of story that you appreciate because the action Falls well around it.

It's simply we crash we have to get here oh there's a few dinosaurs but there's super easy barely an inconvenience to beat and we're out of here.

Horror movie that was sent to me Jurassic Park but action, it locked everything that both of those titles would bring. Jurassic Park had incredible visuals and a great story. Action movies have action. This didn't really have either. The dinosaurs mainly look like the lizard from rescuers down Under or dark weird versions of t-rexes.

Do yourself a favour and save your time for something better because honestly I wish I did .

All I wanted words some dinosaurs and some fun and I got nothing but a piece of garbage.

Adam driver was ok. But the story again was garbage.
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1/10
A bad parody of the matrix
24 December 2022
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This has to be a bad joke when a movie company makes a parody of their own movie and calls it part 4. Is lazy and self absorbed full stop the acting is woeful. And why is it that the agents now have stormtrooper aim.

All sense of threat has gone out the window and what made the Matrix special is not in this. There is many things I could have done to make it better one of which is just taking more time whether it be in developing the story characters or action sequences as they let it down in many more wazen a lot of the rest of it considering the first Matrix was so revolutionary. And don't even get me started on Jada Smith's extremely poor acting trying to pretend she's an old woman. I liked her in the last series but now it's just a bad joke and should never have been in the movie. This is a case of money to stream something good.
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The Northman (2022)
2/10
It could have been good.... If the actors were good
21 September 2022
It was not had action here and there but over all it's quite bad. The acting is terrible and the audio is not great. It sounds like a studio not in the field. It was hard to really emerse in it for that reason. It didn't feel real in any sense.

The dialogue was very exposition dump rather then clever flow.

Nicole Kidman was just the worst in this. She is not a bad actor by any means but in this, It felt so forced. It may have been the directors fault as she wasn't the only one.

Vikings did it better then this and on a smaller budget so I have to say this is a director or studio fail.

For the hype, this is a flop in my opinion.
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The Terminal List: The Engram (2022)
Season 1, Episode 1
3/10
Not a bad show but way to dark
7 July 2022
The first ep seemed ok but was hard to follow with how dark it was. Lighten it up film makers. When it's chaotic, dark and early in the story development, it's hard to follow and makes it frustrating.
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5/10
No guts
2 July 2022
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Proof no shows have guts. Can't leave anyone dead now. Unless it's a new character, your imortal. I'm over shows and movies having no balls to kill characters.
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1/10
Now that's a huge piece of s#@*
13 June 2022
I went to have fun. It's Colin and millions of dollars. It should be good right.... The story was so convoluted. It was always tense and unease but no threat. It was bad dialogue by a grade actors.

The cgi was hit and miss. Some was absolutely spectacular. Others stood out like a saw thumb. And the ending...... It was lack luster.

Honestly wait for tv.
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1/10
Terrible story
14 May 2022
It was not badly animated but the writing was terrible. Lazy resolves to situations, poor one dimensional characters that are typical over hyped action hero's (even the typical bulked up animation) Don't waste your time.
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Star Trek: Picard: Watcher (2022)
Season 2, Episode 4
1/10
The writing has gone down the drain
16 April 2022
It's becoming clear the writers are getting worse at their jobs. From the lazy break out of the police bus, to the stupid justification and Character development. You can rely on cameos to save your writing.

This is just so sad.
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7/10
Fun movie let down by the edit
7 January 2021
The movie was entertaining. For what it was it was written well enough and I enjoyed the acting and soundtrack (great game feel. Loved the soundtrack) It had way to many cuts per action scene making things hard to follow and let's down the actors performance. If recut the movie allowing breaths in the action and this movie would be a much much better film. All in all. If you want an action monster killing movie. Go watch it. Just know the editing sucked
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