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Child's Play (2019)
You got to be joking!
This is one of the most awful remake ever released to cinema!
Let's start with the synopsis...
So the plot comes down to a supervisor that is a slave driver to a subordinate employee, that cracks over the abuse. As a result, he removes fail safes and protections set in place, so the doll doesn't have free will!
Now, if that isn't one of the most ridiculous plots in a movie, where the origins of the doll are of a super natural nature.
The original movie that was released in 1988, was possessed by a spirit of a serial killer, that practiced black magic via the occult.
Moving on to the acting....
Every single "actor" was downright horrible!
The kid over acted in just about every scene, So much so that he actually slobbered and spit during his lines!
I finally noticed that he had an hearing aid in his ear but it made no sense, being it was never referenced, nor brought up as a plot device.
Not once did he act like he didn't hear anyone speaking to him, so why even have him wearing a hearing aid????
The maintenance man is a perverted voyeur, that installed hidden cams in every apartment, so he can spy on all the female tenants, while they get undressed. This movie is all over the place!!
Both his friends were equally horrible at acting, so much so, they came off like they were acting in a Disney movie! If they were "acting" scared, i hate to see them when they're terrified.
They were so matter of fact about helping the kid wrap a decapitated human head as if it was a watermelon.
The woman that played the kid's mother was all wrong for the role as well as the entire cast. I thought she was the boys sister!
She acted just as immature as her kid and his friends by stealing at her job and blackmailing her co-worker, so he wouldn't snitch on her.
Then she's about to have sex with her boyfriend, not caring if her son could walk in at any moment ( and he does ).
The doll's motives aren't clear, nor consistent. At first, the doll seems to only kill people, if they are mean or harm Andy but then he starts killing people for no reason. Yeah, i get why chucky wanted to kill Andy AFTER he saw that Andy turned on him.
The doll's look, voice and movements are equally bad as the acting of the actors. There is literally no redeeming qualities of this movie, whatsoever!
I cringed most of the movie with scenes that made me feel embarrassed for the "actors' that said the corniest lines!
This was a straight to streaming site movie and shouldn't have been released in the theaters.....
I actually watched the original child's play from 1988, before i watched this one last week and it bring a smile to my face.
Going in i knew this would be a turd, so there were no surprises for me....
if you decide to watch this garbage, be sure to watch the original quickly after as to get this out of your head!
Peppermint (2018)
Today's movie watchers/goers
You know, after reading the 1-3 line comments on people praising this movie as Great,Good, exceptional without going into any detail on what made the movie so good to them, really does show how easily entertained people are in this day and age.
Today's movie buff is satisfied with mediocrity, simple scripts with plot holes like swiss cheese.
I am not sorry when i say...everyone and anyone that gave this movie a 10, would be just as entertained, if you were to hover a light bulb over their head.
They would say.. ooooh,....ahhhh...light...look at the pretty lights! and clap their hands and say..."more, i want to see more!
The movie expects you to turn off your brain and believe everything you see if this movie, could happen. Yeah, a house mom in her 30's gets shot, goes away to Europe for five years and comes back to america a hit woman!
She just happens to know, who the boss is, even thought he doesn't know she exists. How the heck did she know he was the boss?
In order to watch this movie, a person that has decent taste in good movies , would need to have a proper lobotomy, first! Then they would be entertained.
This movie is down right bad, i mean...VERY BAD! lIKE TO THE CORE.....
Garner's acting is like the store brand items you find at your local grocery store...bland, generic, no flavor, boring. The only good thing about store brand food, is that its CHEAP! Just like Garner's price for staring in this tripe!
I'm sure she didn't get 1 million for this trash....
Truth be told, the female FBI agent's acting was better than garner's!!!
This is the exact reason why Hollywood doesn't care to bring us quality scripts, screen plays, actors that can act and good scripts for them to act from.
So Hollywood keeps churning out garbage like this, because simple minded people in America are so dumb, that they like the dumbest, simplest, nonsensical movies that are made today.
I happen to be one of those individuals that can't turn off my brain, when watching a movie.
I feel sorry for this country, its filled with a bunch of morons.
America is going to hell in a hand basket.....
Amazing Stories: Without Diana (1987)
Yes, i am a 44 year old man that tears up, watching certain movies that touch me.
I'm surprised at the negative reviews this episode has gotten as its seems to have been taken very seriously. Yeah, the facial make up, didn't match the husband's hands but i just went with it.
Make no mistake about it, this is a sentimental tear jerker. I don't remember tearing up as a boy, being that age i didn't understand much i was looking at and as a result, had a stone look on my face. But watching it as an adult, years ago, had me tearing up like a baby.
Sara Genevieve James, know as Gennie James played her role with perfection and was the most adorable thing...
I actually didn't think the entity was that of the parents little girl that died, 40 year earlier, that manifested itself to the husband. I believe it was an angel in the form of their daughter, sent by god to give closure to the father's torment all those years.
He never did get a chance to see when his daughter would forgive him, in addition to her death.
I think because of this, he suffered more of a burden than his wife did, being she experienced the full 8 years of her daughter's love, before she died, while he couldn't as he was fighting in the war.
I kinda felt his statement, " I'm nothing without you" was sorta selfish as it came off as if he was concerned more about being a , "somebody" than losing her. I know, i'm just nit picking and probably reading too much into the statement.
overall, the episode was sappy, sentimental and just plain sad to watch but as a male, that happens to be a teddy bear in terms of having a soft spot, i do tear up ( when nobody's looking of coarse )
There are only a handful of episodes from the twilight zone ( 1985 ) Amazing stories ( 1987,1988 ) and Tales from the dark side ( 1980's ) that can actually make me tear up and cry. This episode is one of them and its just one of the reasons why its one of my favorite episodes of all times,far as these types of tv shows go.
I recommend it to anyone that's a little religious and likes stories of the heart.
Little Evil (2017)
Poor casting choice for Lucas
I know what you're thinking, what could possibly be wrong with Owen atlas, a 6 year old child for the role? He's way to adorable for the role! How can anyone be scared of such a cute kid, that women would only want to pick up and kiss him all day on the cheeks? and men want to spoil him rotten?? He's not scary, even when he tried to be...quiet,withdrawn doesn't equal scary! Want to see a scary child in a movie? watch "The omen" now that child as the anti-Christ is scary as hell! When the lead dad took him out in the water park to teach him how to swim and bought him ice cream, he started to laugh and smile.
The smile on that face! how the heck is anyone suppose to be scared of this kid? He didn't have me fooled for a minute and that's what the movie failed to do, fool me into thinking the kid was a child to be scared of.
other than the bad choice in casting for Lucas, the movie was standard fair, low budget and bare bones production.
Oh, what's with the lead dad's best friend, the guy with breasts that has a wife and kid? why was his casting even necessary? Its not like him being some sort of Bruce Jenner type man played a role in the plot! Poor attempt at shock value....
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Rape scene was far too long
I saw this, when it came out in the theaters. When the rape scene came about, i was said to myself, really? 5 minutes? we really need to see a 17 year old virgin,get raped for that long? I am a 39 year old man,(36 at the time this movie came out)and i was disgusted by that scene.
I was so angry at the director for putting so much,emphasis on having me,watch and listen to a young woman's pain,agony and terror for that long.
I will never go see a wes craven movie again, since that movie.
I will not support a director, that would put such trash, in a movie.
I would think,that we could get a sense of a rape scene,without it lasting forever.
It was just too authentic for me to bear,i guess I'm just too sensitive or i just have a soul?
Rigged (2008)
what's the point,if its Unbelievable?
I refuse to believe,that a 135 lbs woman can beat a 325 lbs man(not just any man but a underground fighter)and win every single fight? How about this one,i would think,that as much as these heavy handed men weigh,if they were to land one punch,not 2 or 3 but ONE punch to her pretty little chin,she would be in coma for months! I mean ,it would have been a lot better if the girl was husky and had mass and was built but she was a scrawny skinny thing!
I mean ,it would have been a lot better if the girl was husky and had mass and was built but she was a scrawny skinny thing! Next time,make a movie more realistic
Creepshow 3 (2006)
This Video is the alpha omega of Horrible movies
I am a 35 year old as of January 17 2008,i was 9 years old when Creep show was released,14 years old when Creep show 2 was released,i enjoyed creep show very much as a little boy and enjoyed creep show 2 also but not as much as the first one.
I came across this video by way of a fellow student at a college i attend,he had a few DVD's on his person and one stuck out..There is a creep show 3? He did'nt say if the film was good or bad,he just gave it to me,now i know why That sob forked it over,i am going to cuss his butt out when i see him Monday! >:o Having seen this monstrosity of a "Horror Movie"and i use this term very loosely...i am in a loss for words on how bad the acting,directing,special FX,Stories are in the Video.
The first one is the worst,some preppy Lil whiny B^$%# complains and whines about her life and neighborhood gets her just deserts when her father gets the universal remote from hell from a professor that lives in the neighborhood (he probably got it from wall mart)and turns everyone around him in the family,including himself into an alternate family of a different race. IE African American,Latino etc...while all this is happening,she gets deformed with every switch of reality of her family into a grotesque looking cookie monster,ridiculous!,like every single teenage girl does'NT whine and complain about their lives and aren't stuck up and snooty? every teenager from the suburbs would turn into a cookie monster like the one in this segment!(not that i think its even remotely deserved but far as the writers of this movie,they think it is).
I mean come on..a homeless hobo dies by choking on a hot dog giving to him by a Doctor thats a complete idiot and haunts him as a ghost?,ahem..."cough....THE HITCHHIKER Creep Show 2....cough" Why is this guy such a jerk?,he should be the happiest sob in town,i would love to be in his shoes,he goes to a brothel every weekend,gets sex from all the hots chicks that were there and i saw lots of them,and thats because he provides the brothel with drugs!! every man's dream,free sex and drugs! loll Then you have a boring story about a loser security Guard that has no life and is a drunk that comes across a radio that he steals from a hobo peddler on a side walk ( guess this idiot has'nt ever heard of radio shack... ) that emits a sexy female voice that tells him to do dirty deeds like killing and stealing,what is this happy horse shyt,anyone else wonder why he is'NT freaking out over a voice coming from a 1 way radio?,why is he doing everything the radio says?,i mean if his damn toaster would tell him to go break into a stop n shop and steal wonder bread so it can toast it,would he do that?
Then you have the story of a whore that happens to be a serial killer,she kills her clients,but meets her match when she runs into a vampire,OK Bych...kill me but can i get some booty before you do me in?,i mean if i'm gonna go,i wanna come and go at the same time! Then you have a seriously dumb one where The professor is getting married and invites 2 past college students,they are surprised to see his fiancé is a young cute and weird acting female which they believe to be a robot made by the professor,OK...why the hell was she acting like a robot by simulating shutting down at intervals?,since when does mail order brides from Russia don't inhibit any human characteristics?,might as well of ordered one of those dolls you can have sex with if you ask me.
I would like to say that i feel sorry mostly for the actors in this movie,The 2 directors that made this film ruined any chance these actors had at career in the movie industry,i would never show my face in public if i had been one of the actors of this movie,i would say creep what? no,i was'NT in that movie,i must look like him or something,then just (creep) away into the darkness.
I think they released the Pilot to the public by mistake,the DVD screener was switched by a Prankster maybe? I would have feel so much better if they had called it "creeper shows" as to not tie this pilot with the original creep show franchise.
I get more of a scare when looking at my feces into a toilet after standing up to wipe my butt!,i mean i've coughed up scarier stuff than this video! This movie isn't even funny,the so called humor falls flat on its face,the attempt to tie the stories together does'NT work at all because there is no explanation as to why anything is happening,the viewer is clueless throughout the whole ordeal,it was complete torture to watch this video in its entirety but i somehow pulled it off without throwing up over myself.
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1979)
The greatest comedian of all time
I am 34 year old and i was 6 years old when this concert was filmed in 1979,i saw it as a little boy and countless times until this day,i am so lucky to have been born in Richards Generation to have had the opportunity to witness this man come on stage with all of his imperfections and personal problems and share it with me and the rest of the world in a way where it makes us laugh.
Thinking about the loss of Richard Pryor makes me want to cry because i feel like he was someone i knew personally,thats the effect Richard Pryor had on everyone that watched him pro-form on stage,he broke the color line,even thought he is clearly a African American man,Richard Pryor made people of other races so comfortable listening to jokes revolving around race and social status.
I know there are other comedians that are great in their own right but the truth be told,Richard Pryor is and will always be regarded as the Best comedian that ever lived and this concert is the performance that proves that very fact.
RIP Richard,thank you for the laughs and joy and now the sadness you brought us all,we will never ever forget you....
Video Power (1990)
Video Power
I used to watch this show when i was around 13 or 14 years old,i watched it every morning at 6:00 or 7:00 am i can't remember the actual time.
I never cared much for the cartoon,all i wanted to see was the Nes tips at the end on the video power edge,i loved the part where johnny arcade says"and that's the video power edge!"
He was so corny i wanted to punch him in the face! but it was alright, when you were a little brat.
I kinda liked the game where they stuck Nes games on themselves,it was pretty exciting to watch other brats win games and prices,even those some of the prizes were so damn skimpy and cheap, oh well.
I just wanted to walk down memory lane for a bit,thanks for the memories people...we all were kids once..isn't that so corny?