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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
What was good about the first is not present in the second
Cool kill scenes and funny moments made thr first meg entertaining to watch and allowed the viewer to step back and forget about life for a while while ignoring why the first film was not a good film but still worth seeing.
This is the opposite of that.
This film is so clearly made for China it's appalling, every good guy is asian, every bad guy is white or hispanic while also spending time talking about the Chinese governments commitment to the environment. There is no cool or ridiculous action except maybe the last 10 minutes, the "comedy" does not land at all, the characters are not even remotely enjoyable. I cannot recommend spending time watching this film even if it were for charity.
Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster (2023)
Super long tons of filler
The documentary should be 90 minutes long, not three + hours. There's a TON of repeated information and shots of people driving/the beach etc. What was interesting just gets beat out of you by people talking about how disturbing it is instead of just giving the information.
They have access to victims and people directly involved in things but spend a ton of time talking to other people And constantly playing videos of Jared From commercials or whatever like yeah we know who it's about we get it just give us the information. The more interesting part is how much law enforcement "cant" do anything when confronted with evidence of illegal things happening.
Barbarian (2022)
Pleasantly surprised!
When i was Looking for films to see this weekend and I read the description I figured I knew exactly what this would be. Then when I took a Look at the cast I realized it's kind of odd for some of the actors to take the roles and there was likely more than meets the eye. I didn't want to Spoil any more of the film and decided to just go see it. Wow. This film has so many twist and turns. Stop reading and just go see it.
Typing here to fulfill the 600 word BS requirement as I'd that's some kind of authentication? This is a good move and you should go see i don't think it was too scary but a real thriller.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Poor editing, poor acting, poor writing, poor film
This movie has no passion, had no heart, no magic or inspiration. At no point did I have any emotional connection to the film or its characters. There were times I covered my face in embarrassment with lines like Laura derns "he slid in my DMs." Jokes fell flat, plot points made little sense, and there were even times where the special effects were laughable. Jeff goldblum was the only actor skilled enough to inject any life into the story, but even with Neil, Dean, and himself everything about this movie fell flat. I had heard Michael Crichtons inspiration for Jurassic Park was Frankenstein, I'm just glad Michael isn't around to see what they did with his monster.
Hollywood leave this franchise alone, you've done enough damage already.
Tiger King (2020)
Episode 5 and nothing has happened
This just wasn't an interesting documentary. It was reaching to be interesting but at no point was i interested in it. It explores a topic that needs to be explored but its about several subjects that breed exotic animals for their financial gain and there is nothing but hearsay about illegal behavior they have been involved in. Plain and simple this was not intriguing. It was a documentary that lacked direction and seems more like it was just thrown together to get on Netflix ASAP.
Ready or Not (2019)
What youre expecting
This is a comedy/horror hybrid that pokes fun at a lot of the common themes and quirks of modern horror movies. If you really thought the idea of a deadly game of hide and seek on your wedding night is going to be groundbreaking horror, im not sure I can take your assessment of film seriously..
It was more funny than it was scary, I wouldn't say you would expect the end as its pretty odd. Overall this was a good popcorn movie, if you like going to the movies in general this is pure entertainment and requires nothing of you in return.