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One, Two, Many (2008)
Rubbish
This is so bad at first I thought it was a triumph of the satire genre, performance art of the highest quality. No such luck, Johnny Melenderp, the writer and "star", wasn't joking when he put this dreck out. Despite the talents of Bellamy Young and Jeffery Ross, and a solid cameo from Jm J Bullock, this movie makes the Spanish Flu seem fun. John Melenderp's writing is awful, most 15 year old boys didn't laugh at the cheap bathroom humor. And the plot? One minute we see our hero, I mean ZERO, dressed like a clown, the next minute he is in a fake version of Tony and Tina's wedding. I have had better times with my anal fissure.
Uncovering Aliens (2013)
Always Eat Your Vegetables
Unreal. The last couple of weeks have been terrible with 12 hour days no time for anything but work. I starting eating junk food instead of good and paid the price with a horrible cold and a weekend in bed. I was digging through the DVR and found this gem, Uncovering Aliens. About ten minutes in to the first episode I thought I was watching a half effort mockumentary. Clearly this wasn't up to snuff with say Christopher Guest's great works but it was funny. As I continued watching, however, I found the joke was on me. I searched the internet and it turns out this Mike Bara guy is not fictional, unless he is a brilliant performance artist and created a bunch of other web sites and even a book called Dark Mission. In keeping with the quality of this show the website for Dark Mission listed it as Dank Mission, I thought it was a good bud oriented movie. Not so. This Mike Bara guy talks about 4 sided tetrahedrons, torsion physics, his cats, glass domes, tunnels, and people living on the moon and mars.... If I had stopped and just bought an apple or two this may never have happened to me. If the internet didn't exist I would have gone to bed happy having thought I saw a good bit of satire poking fun at lunatics. Nope. Joke was on me.