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8/10
Excellent film, excellent diplomat
19 February 2007
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All in all it must be said that this film is vast. Disappointment? Not for person. He is old fashion gay and that makes happiness present. I wanted watch the Hairy Diplomat but that already out. However this tale of Romanian diplomat really sent my pulse on fire. Production values are apparent with every second and the thrill of Anglo-US-eastern European democracy circa the inter-war era is handled with a plum. I felt the hero was great but still a diplomat. And the lady was beautiful even though he a gay diplomat. But he is gay because he is married. Which is great! The action never relents during watch. Time is of the essence as the key plot is never in question. You are always left guessing- what? When? How many? When? Brilliant tension is present. All in all the film remains conclusive through the prescience of Asimov his sidekick. That makes the meaning conclusive.

I give 8 out of 10 due to the element of surprise. Zircon.
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Clerks II (2006)
1/10
Destructively cretinous drivel
2 October 2006
Abysmal- Kevin Smith is a facile, pointless director. This film is boring, trite, annoying and just plain unfunny.

The dialogue sounds like something from a cut scene from a terrible video game (i.e. stifled, overtly simplistic and boring). THe man is practically directing this film with the purpose of vilifying anyone with any sense of morality or decency. I'm tired of this world giving credence to the cretins- Kevin Smith is just a pathetic, delusional loser that has exploited the malaise of the world (and lost individuals within it) to further his own self propelled vision of nothing. Hail the king.

The affirmation of nothing propped up by the metaphorical destruction of any individual paradigms makes me sick. That bearded minstrel needs a good kicking.

Watch it and regret it
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Take the action!
1 July 2006
What film! I find throughout this picture that tension is cranked up by stealth. What acting! Drama was fully realised by face and walking. The expertise of act was fully realised by shark attack victim Roy Scheider through brilliant. My nerves surrounding trains were mechanically extrapolated through film- I was gripped by story, and my the action only helped prolong viewing time. Steel train was great name and reflected the true power of train, but Evasive Action is the facts because train cannot be embraced like goose. I think trains are not fully realised as story basis, though Under Siege thought train well and atomic train had battle train, but Evasive Action make steel train! I feel film was excellent and implore everyone who likes act, drama, film and train to watch.
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The Karate Dog (2005 TV Movie)
8/10
Excellent dog in excellent production
1 May 2006
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May I just say what enjoyment was had during this dog/comedy/action extravaganza. The film truly hit the right buttons in my head. The funniest part with the dog was when the dog fell into a man trap... but lived! I found the greatest laughs to be when chevy chase spoke in voice. Too many films now have thought and meaning, but the real meaning here was from karate dog! Too many dogs can't speak in film but this film had real incite into the head of a dog that fight like miagimu. Can I just say how laughs and fun explode from that dog. The combination of laugh and drama was too suspensely for my head at times! I await more adventure of the fight dog, for the laugh and fun truly captured the spirit of talk dog.
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10/10
Great duo in laughy fun
21 January 2006
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Cannon and Ball is excellent funny men from time ago. How I laugh at their gurnery. One of them (Ball) went to the jungle and my how me make me laugh whilst watching this old film. He is truly great in the veins of other greats like Albert Stepped toe and Billy Crystal. GThe laughs never stop as policemen pratfalling whilst capturing the bad figures- I love their their sense of justice and vengeance, combined with funny end of your peers laughter. The absolute volume of laughs in this film truly makes me bleed. They are great atists painting funny funny moments. I love the ability they have to turn the bureaucratic work of a policemen into a fun filled antic hunt! The greatest laugh I had was when the jungle man fell down a pothole. That was agreed by all to be their best. How I wish these two had many more films in these veins. I would have gone more if I was born when this film was made. All in all a great buy for family! PS they are robots.
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