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Il mondo dell'orrore di Dario Argento (1985)
a breathtaking montage of murders
murders with swords, knives, axes and ghastly slicing razors. Fasten you seat belts. We're on a no brakes, downhill plunge as we watch a series of the most unforgettable horror climaxes ever filmed by the master of horror Dario Argento, Razor-Wielding psychopaths... cannibalistic zombies... diabolical demons from hell. These are the creations of the "alternative Hitchcock" He pulls out all stops for an avalanche of gore, You'll see dazzling camera work for the cult hit SUSPIRIA, the ultimate horror of DEMONS, the skin crawling CREEPERS, the classic DAWN OF THE DEAD, Keith Emerson's vivid scoring for INFERNO, and the terrifying TENEBRAE!
Remote Control (1988)
10 seconds; the movie begins, 30 seconds: the power turns on, 60 seconds: your killer instincts take over
the story revolves around a mysterious home video titled REMOTE CONTROL, As viewers of this strange video enjoy a hilarious 50's sci-fi flick, they suddenly become the stars of the film,freaking out and murderously killing everyone around them. When young videostore clerk (Kevin Dillon) discovers the secret behind the mind controlling tape, he sets out to destroy the culprit and save mankind's. with co starring roles Jennifer Tilly, Deborah Goodrich and Christopher Wynne REMOTE CONTROL can not be missed by any 80's sci-fi fan, also a blast from the bast of video shops in the 80's check out the TEEN WOLF POSTER in about 12 scenes, same makers of this trying to get more advertising for it 9/10
Disneyland: Help Wanted: Kids (1986)
Best Family Movie
I saw this for the first time, way back in 1994, it was on t.v, i loved it and sourced the video new soon afterwords. the story starts in the heart of New York, Where Lisa and Tom are having some problems, the both have no job and are looking for anything that comes there way. Soon afterwords Tom gets a job at Nirvana, i clothing line for kids in Nirvana. he accepts, not knowing that the boss Cyrus thinks they have kids. and does not like the idea of someone working for him who hasn't had children. Lisa and Tom come up with a zany idea of paying two kids Mickey and Coop money for attending a picnic. Soon after some great moments with the kids. Lisa and Tom would like there stay to be more permanent with the kids. i found this movie heartwarming and very entertaining, even at 20, i still cant get enough of it. wish movies were made like this today best chemistry between two actors in the film sure would be Hillary Wolf and Cindy Williams 10 out of 10
Zits (1988)
I very glad i own this gem
I was in a video clearance center about 3 months ago, and found ZITS new on VHS, as well as some other golden oldies.
Thius movie centers the lives of a group of 13 year old kids, who feel very sorry for there music Teacher, As she was mug'd, and beaten over the head, which caused her to be blind, And there is nothing she can do, as she doesn't have the money for her opp-oration. So the kids decide to earn the money themselves, and become Spy's and draw up a supposedly "secret aircraft" copied from a toy design.
They end up selling the plans to the Russian's, and what follows is just one laugh after another.
One thing that i was so surprised with this film is how the young kids talk, they talk about sex, masturbation, pubic hair and heaps more stuff you just don't expect from a movie made back in 1988, actually, you prob wouldn't find a film to date with that kind of full on talking from kid. 7 out of 10
good young actors
Blood Clan (1990)
Good Scary Thriller
Well made low budget Horror film, about a 4 year old girl who gets taken away from her man eating parents and family, whilst they are all shot!, She was meant to be as well, but the judge could not do it, and had Katy Bane live with him, his wife and daughter, 12 or so years passes and a whole Heep of deaths start to occur, all of which involve Katy in some way, Everyone thinks she did it, but with her not knowing of her families past, She tries to figure out why everyone thinks she is committing these murders. Gordon Pinsent plays out his role as Judge William McKay very well, Same did Michelle Little as Katy Bane. If your into Gothic Horror thriller films, then don't miss Blood Clan, definitely worth a buy if you can find it anywhere
The Perfect Man (1993)
Don't listen to the bad comments on this film
I saw this movie on ebay last year and bought it, because i think Michelle Little is a great actress. Anyways the movie starts of with Mother (Phyllis Diller) and her daughter Melissa (michelle little) at a psychic reading... At this point in the film a was really disappointed with the sound and picture of the film, the psychic lady talks like her mouth is down the microphone, after that scene the movie starts to get a little better, Melissa (Little) is at a crossroad in her life, she doesn't know weather to keep working at a Place in which she makes logo's for other peoples products, or to start her own art studio up. She is also having trouble with her boyfriend Micheal. They are drifting apart and she feels she needs something more in a guy, Thats when she gets introduced to a rich artist by her slutty friend Lina. Now Melissa must come up with at least 20 paintings before her show starts. also Melissa has just found out that her mum is now a drunk and a widow, also very very paranoid. so Melissa takes her and her mum to New York, to show off her art, they have a good time and her mother starts up her old singing career again. Melissa get cracked onto by the rich artist, but soon decides Micheal is the perfect man for her. I was quite impressed with this film, it obviously had no money behind it and was just a little film, but the acting is good (Mostly), and the storyline is nice for a Sunday afternoon film. So if your a fan of Michelle Little or Phyllis Diller, give this one a go, it is available on VHS under the title HEARTSTRINGS
La casa con la scala nel buio (1983)
Lamberto's Best Flicks
i recently came across this film on DVD from the u.k, it was i Duoble Feature with another 80's horror "Spookies" was very disappointed with "spookies" as it has no plot line and was just plane bad, So i hoped that when i turned the disk over there would be a film that was good, A Blade in the dark, from beginning to the end it i could not keep my eyes of it, I particularly liked the whole atmosphere of the film, it reminded me so much of the film Tenebrae By Dario Argento. And in the first murder sequence where the girl gets her throat slit, and her head falls into the wire fence is also like another Argento movie Suspiria, (when the girl gets her head pushed against the glass window), Anyways, back to Blade, it is a whodunit i honestly thought that at least three of the girls in the movie where the killers, and then the killer ends up being a guy!, If you are a fan of Tenebrae in particular you will love this film, but pretty much all horror movie lovers should give this gem a shot.
Island of Blood (1982)
Great soundtrack, Gore and Comedy
Great little horror film that i found when i was about 10 at the local book shop for sale under the title scared alive, the back of the cover looked interesting and i thought for 5 dollars, i can't really go wrong, Anyways i got away with buying an M15+ rated film which ten years later I'm so glad i did, The movie starts of with a girl who is getting ready to go for a swim, (notice the weird, but cool pop song she is listening to on a little tape player). So she jumps in, swims around for about 30 seconds then gets out and just sits there, She heres something in the bush, so she turns of the tape to look around, next thing you know a gun is being pointed straight at her head.. and BANG, her head falls into the pool, and the start credits come up, Not to bad for a beginning, But after the credit the storyline is about a bunch of filmmakers that set out to an island to make a light hearted comedy, But the actors that the producer's have set up aren't really what you would call Great,,, or even Good. So the directer decides to make a few change's So that the lead actress Betty Jean doesn't have much to say in the film, but when people start to get killed on the island, (by a killer who always leaves his mark with that tape player that was at the start, but this time it is playing lyrics like Boil me, Nail me, Burn me, Stab me etc and is always swinging around), The actors are scared, and want to know who is doing the slaying's is it one of them?. The one and only actor out of the entire cast left is Betty Jean (Bari Suber), she and the producer get away from the blood bath. But the twist that arrives at the end will leave you shock'd..... All and All i thought that this movie was great for a slasher, it has some fun, sex, scares, and gore.. oh and an awesome soundtrack by Joel Goldsmith. Bari Suber was great, shame she never did anything after this. 10/10