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Wonderful Sexy Comedy Delight
15 July 2011
Writing this just after coming seeing it,i didn't know i was going to but here i am writing because i didn't expect this movie to be a this good as it is.This movie let me tell you is going to get you engaged and make you laugh from the start to all the way to the end,to start it off the movie has excellent cast to top off,especially kevin spacey,colin Farrell and the surprising Jennifer aniston,i mean with jennifer,she looks extremely hot,i didn't know she could be so erotic,she gave me sexual hunger whenever she came on,and its not only that,she acts terrific too.Also i cant forget,JAMIE FOXXmhe is one cool guy,he i guess was one guy who whenever came on screen people laughed so hard coz his scenes were hilarious also because of his name,ull get it when u hear his name.

i am all onto jennifer aniston after this, she is hot!!

i am so relieved that they didn't ruin this movie,i mean the plot sounds good,after watching the movie most will agree that it has a good direction and worthy actors in it,

The director cleverly directs it so we ll be in a ruck to know what will happen now til the end even though i knew this would happen in the end,many didn't.but that doesn't ruin it coz the comedy of the movie doesn't make it happen to you.

so lastly ,its fun and and exiting and there's no reason not to see this movie. do watch it ,coz i know you will love it at least like it.
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a NON-SENSE movie
5 July 2009
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Okay i had no interest in watching this movie but when my favorite reviewer gave it 3.5 stars i had to go. when the movie starts it is didn't get me to laugh or even to get a smile. i remembered the director saying this was different movie from cc2c and all..........you got that right but it ain't better maan! this movie has same story the old movies have if not then mixed from different movie...........a man and a woman keep meeting each other over and over again.they both try to deceive each other by showing love to each other and at the end when there is to have a one final hit....they realize the love each other and the movie ends. now with the javed jaffery.........i like him but he has nothing to do with the film he is just for the comical time.......but that ain't didn't work for me either.i had just three laughs during the whole film. and the funny part was the director wanted to make scene where kareena kapoor would stop the wedding at last and marry akshay kumar so in the movie we are shown that akshay and denise are having good time and in the last he proposes just after breaking up with kareena.i mean what the??.

so whats the director did that you may like

1.amrita in a bikini 2.kareena in a bikini 3.kareena kissing akshay

4.both in short and sensual clothes. this is the movie involving words like bitch asshole ,some hot scenes ,girls in bikini and shorts.... i like that.. i mean it tells we are not kids...we are ready .....and the movie is bad that you will enjoy the above i told you i mean if your a male. OK when your bringing these all which happens in Americans film then why why is there songs in the film.......ZABARDASTI....i have no problem when song is good but damn not even the songs are good

now when it comes to acting........first name that popes in my head is amrita..........yes she is only good in the bikini scene in the movie her acting is not acting.......her expressions like a 3 year old..........akshay is good and kareena is good too and she is HOT really hot guys. and for aftab you know hoe does it. on the whole a bad movie with good acting performances except for amrita. 4 stars only for acting and for sensuality they had to go through especially kareena and amrita for this stupid movie.
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Kidnap (2008)
no bloody man can bring a magic to this!!!!
24 June 2009
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they cant nobody can because the story is just too pathetic.....just like the old movies.........a guy tortures another guy who we care but at the end we get to know that guy is an idiot......and the other fellow is good. i didn't expect much from the director because i knew he would make a film like this.......you know after making his bike movie......john escapes at last....in 2nd part........small b lets thief get away...........now it wont be right for me to make the thief run off in the third part too SO HE MAKES THIS stuff......making the female lead get bad,make her wear bikini. and what i don't know is khan was an orphan kid and didn't even complete his education so how does he know all about cameras and all........and okay i don't remember right but if he was in a security agency then he got that from there i mean what how does he get all this in a house they should all show this........a poor poor movie.
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99 (I) (2009)
don't go with good expectations
20 May 2009
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6 is gOod for it...... The movie starts...........................1999...........two small-time crooks Sachin (Kunal Khemu) and Zaramud (Cyrus Broacha)on a run from the police. They could have gotten in any car but they brake in a mercedes but what the..........they lose control get smashed into a truck....they wake up in a hospital and our then caught by bhai AGM (Sanjay Manjrekar) who then reveals that the car belonged to him...since he knows they cant pay him for his car so he hires them to work for him....and story goes on like that with little twists ....some predictable and some not........and this all hiring kunal and cyrus happens so quick which really sucks and doesn't look realistic.......................and now the later ...some parts look really slow paced.......some scenes take really long time. Really liked kunal khemu's acting at times...............everyone else did OK.....boman was good..................don't go with too much expectations........................and ull enjoy it.....GUARANTEED!!!!
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Om Shanti Om (2007)
if i knew the plot i would have never seen it
17 May 2009
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if i knew the plot i would have never seen it.....really guys............old Hindi movies were made like this.......only that they were better..............i don't like farah khan......but that ain't the reason i don't like this movie nut its because it wasn't directed well..........the second half start is stupidly done without any sayin that SRK has reincarnated???............OK now lets come to deepika.....she is beautiful......OK.......but what the.........she really didn't act well.................oh man i didn't know i would end short but u call the ending a twist .....it means u haven't seen other films...........................what really hurts is that OMO won that year awards i men how the hell could it be.............only i could think is because of shah rukh khan and him ONLY.
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Sorry Bhai! (2008)
not that bad but ain't that good EITHER
17 May 2009
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it was an OK movie.........i didn't expect this movie to be good and thought it would be a flop.........but to my surprise it was an OK movie and to my expectations it was a flop at B.O..i have seen lot of movies like this.the twist was not that good and was a little predictable to me .i really liked how the movie went on going,it was a little heartwarming..........chitranga not that great actor......and joshi overacted little.and one thing was i didn't get was the relation between the two- joshi and chitranga because joshi repeatedly stops chitranga from making a move on him and when she doesn't make a move he makes it to which she stops at first but little later moves on with it and they make out....i mean what the heck u want a fling or ur in love that i really didn't get.mm overall the ending twist would work for some people but for me it didn't.........his best film as compared with his other ones.
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you ill definitely get twisted
17 May 2009
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i had seen a film of this director and thought this is going to be like that but what the,how the hell was i saying after i saw the movie.............i was surprised because it was not like his earlier work but very different and very good.i felt good because i had never thought a movie like this would have made....................i MEAN in bOLLYWOOD off-course............now i don't know if this film is any others rip off and i would be very disappointed because that originality brings this to my very own list of my fav movies. sriram has done good work.........the screenplay was good ,the background music was good but i would have liked it if no songs were included i don't like songs in between movies. first when i saw johnny accidentally kill.....i got thinking i meant u know we all get his plan of fainting him stealing the money....simple but wait the kill ......whats going to happen now.....thts what happened to me.........and the most funny......how he comes up with name that was a good one....at one point i would say many will say how the hell is he gonna get out of this now..but some how he does it every time....i mean the the little twist came after one another that was brilliant..u know the least expected for me was that he would die........really who thought that would happen ...........................every body acted well.....for new comer he did OK...........overall it was BRILLIANT WORK.........i still don't know is how did this not go for Oscar nomination and that stupid eklavya got to go....DAMN!!!
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an OK one time WORTH WATCHING film
17 May 2009
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5 star is good for it really it didn't seem like it wood be even a worth watch but it is. this was categorized as a scary movie..........to a 10 yr old he may pee his pants but i don't think it should for the later,this i would say because the ghosts in the movie(a Totally GRUDGE MOVIE RIP-OFF)are shown a lot of times in daytime.......that totally ruins it.....we can clearly see the white powder on the ghosts..............and lot of the movie is 'The Shining' 's RIP-Off.........i don't remember whats scenes are but some like when the kid rides the3 wheeler bicycle and the camera follows him like the same way in the shining......and the background music too was playing same.....DAMN!!!!,i would also say that the story is bit like the the shining.i didn't like the ending and the twist ain't that good too if u see the movie then i am sure ur gonna realize the fault that the director made (u will have to pay attention to know more faults .....there are a lot of faults) .....the ghosts die becoz the tree burns down becoz they wre living there but at the final shot they show that kid has become a ghost........how the hell did he get away ????i mean he should have died too after the tree burn down .it could have been better too bad it had to end like this......................The Whole movie could have been a better . but ill still rate it a worth watching film for its effort.........u don't get to see that lot scary movies in bollywood ,u get movies with stupid fake stunts with no good plot.
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