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Pain (2015)
Do NOT watch this movie even if you were given a free ticket!
I have no idea how it happened but I somehow tricked myself into paying $2.99 for seeing this agonizing crap on Vimeo.
I like hard boiled gangster movies and watch just about anything I stumble upon. The script sounds promising so I decided to give it a shot. But boy, does any single so called actor in this movie knows how to act? SERIOUSLY!
The answer to that question is of course a resounding: NO. Or like Donnie Brasco would put in the movie with the same title: FORGET ABOUT IT!
How the hell can any of those so called actors in this movie possibly confuse themselves with an actor? There is no real need to comment rest of the rushed and unconvincing script since the acting is so extremely poor and ridiculous.
Sorry actors for bad mouthing you but you guys do really suck and also there is no way of warning others without telling them why this movie sucks.
I am not a movie critics and not a big fan of commenting movies in writing so this is my first review in 9 years, I think, since I joined the IMDb but since there were no other reviews I had to torture myself by writing these lines just to warn others.
If someone gives you a free ticket to this movie ask them to take it back or else you will punch them in the face. You should probably punch them in the face even if they did take it back. That's how bad it is..
You have been warned.
Half Past Dead (2002)
Mental and intellectual pain and suffering
I downloaded this movie without paying a single penny and I still want my money back after watching this waste of time.
I double dare anyone to write a spoiler
on this so called movie. No matter how bored you are, no matter how desperately you are in need of entertainment you still don't want to see this stupid and pointless bad movie.
I would rather be bored than watching this stupid crap!
This movie was so bad! I think it gave me cancer.
No really.
Bye.