Ok , the exact and obvious reason that this film gone unamusing for me till they got into the house with abigail was advertising and teasers of the movie ! They got almost 80 percent of the hype of the movie out of the movie by the teasers and wrong advertising ! It could be more mysterious and have more hype till the half of the movie but with this issue it went abyss ! You can literally say and show nothing about the subject of the movie and don't spoil it already and make hype, but with this system they went they've spoiled it ALL ! I mean what was the point ? To see what ? See everything you've already spoiled with wrong introduction ?! You can also laugh because from the start till almost half of the movie every character in the movie doesn't know anything about this girl but you and everyone who watche this KNOWS it and this make it more weird even more worst part is that you and everyone who watch this movie knows abigail is a vampire BUT not from guessing or betting ! It has on cover on teasers on everywhere !!!! And funny part is this is what movie has built on ! One the most weirdest advertisings i've ever seen ! My 4/10 is for RIP angus cloud parts which was realestic and funny ! And some jokes and stupid moments from kevin durand.
Reviews
39 Reviews
Godzilla Minus One
(2023)
not just a godzilla movie
1 May 2024
I had heard a lot about this movie and when i started to watch it from the start it gives you a different feelings than all godzilla movies ! Directing and screenplay is awesome also cinematography ! But the actual important subject about "godzilla minus one" is humans ! You connect with all of them from the start till the end which was one the best endings i've ever see in the all gozilla movies and cinema ! It is a masterpiece of sympathy and empethy ! I loved the relationship with Noriko Oishi and our lead character Koichi Shikishima the story went warm and overwhelmingly human ! You can not take your eyes from it ! And this is the greatness of this movie, it is supose to be none stop action and thriller but it has that plus human connections and relations ! I can not be more grateful for what i've just watched thanks to all cast and crew director and screen writer !
Stellar Blade
(2024 Video Game)
NOT what you've sought
27 April 2024
People who rated this game 10/10 obviously didn't play DmC or Bayonetta ! This game is just a copy paste from them ! I wish they copycat DmC and bayonetta storylines and charaters too BUT the worst part is they didn't !
Storyline and characters are hollow you can not connect with them you don't have any feelings for them ! It is just a copycat hack n slash.
I played the demo, actions were good but it become borring after 20 minutes of playing ! Actions are the important and core elements of a hack n slash game , but here this is annoying that we have a mid one and not an entertaining one !
Now i'm hearing that they are censoring the game ! The game which is +18 this laughter ! And showed me this title is not worth it !
Storyline and characters are hollow you can not connect with them you don't have any feelings for them ! It is just a copycat hack n slash.
I played the demo, actions were good but it become borring after 20 minutes of playing ! Actions are the important and core elements of a hack n slash game , but here this is annoying that we have a mid one and not an entertaining one !
Now i'm hearing that they are censoring the game ! The game which is +18 this laughter ! And showed me this title is not worth it !
Love Lies Bleeding
(2024)
what was the point ?!
26 April 2024
This movie stinks ! All scenes smells and disgusting ! Oh wow ! From the script and pointless directing what was the point of 1hr 43min i've watched ?! Start wasn't that bad but film doesn't give you even 20 minutes of logic ! What is behind of those actions ? Steroids ? People who wrote this screenplay even know what steroid is ?! You don't have any illusiions when you inject what is this maddness for f sake ?!
Overrated and overrated as f ! Don't recommend to any cinema lovers you feel nauseous every second , filmmaker want to make you sick ! Over what ?! For what ?! Yeah if it has reasons behind it i could accept it but there is no reason !
Overrated and overrated as f ! Don't recommend to any cinema lovers you feel nauseous every second , filmmaker want to make you sick ! Over what ?! For what ?! Yeah if it has reasons behind it i could accept it but there is no reason !
a complete nonsense
19 April 2024
Hollow characters , nonsensical fights , pointless storyline , pointless slowmotions , laughable decisions
you can not find a single lements that makes you to watch till the end protagonist and antagonist didn't made it to a characters , zack snyder just want it to stretch the movie with unreasonable fights and slow motion and yelling and explosions ! I gave it 2 just because of 2 scenes that even that two scenes was mediocre. You can not find a single element of movie and cinema in this title that you can rely on it and say YEAH let's not be that harsh on it . Unfortunately this was a disaster !
Alan Wake II
(2023 Video Game)
Truly A Masterpiece
1 November 2023
I'm sort of in the middle of the game i have to admit it alan wake was allways something to me when it was released back to 2010 till 2023 and it's sequel .
Alan Wake II has an atmospheric and haunting story , environment and characters are well made even side characters , pitch and complexity of the story reminds me of david lynch's movies . I've never exprienced such as this. This is a game and in the same time it is NOT ! It is a tv show that you are part of it ! Sam lake the creator of alan wake continue his work and it was really good that he was also in the game ! His voice is so powerfull and also alex casey is dependable character that even could have his stand-alone spin-off .
Alan Wake II is a really great title and i'm happy that i'm expriencing it ...
Alan Wake II has an atmospheric and haunting story , environment and characters are well made even side characters , pitch and complexity of the story reminds me of david lynch's movies . I've never exprienced such as this. This is a game and in the same time it is NOT ! It is a tv show that you are part of it ! Sam lake the creator of alan wake continue his work and it was really good that he was also in the game ! His voice is so powerfull and also alex casey is dependable character that even could have his stand-alone spin-off .
Alan Wake II is a really great title and i'm happy that i'm expriencing it ...
it is 2 for me ...
23 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I gave it 8.5 for the whole of the series but this episode particularly ruined all of the show for me ! Why did we watch the whole show ? What was the actual point ? To just some out of nowhere turn of the event ? What was the reason for shiv to call off the deal with ken ? Did we convinced ? No , cause they didn't even show us why shiv did that stupid choice ! This season was a little bit clunky for me specially after the death of logan roy it was out of the blue and sudden ! NOW with this ending i think writer of the show stucked at the dead end and ruined it , we have no rights to even compare this show with BCS or breaking bad you know why ? Cause they've killed it they executed their story and end it like a hero who don't worry about others opinions if they killed a character they also gave it a reason.
From the first, i really didn't liked tom and also the others who claimed the power at the end ! And showrunners actual killed the cool ones who i really liked !
I think this show is a wasted idea, the one it did came close to be a well enough show and good character developing and arch but fell so damn deep that i don't want to even turn back and rewatch it not even one time !
Yeah farewell logan roy, kendal roy ! The ones who were actually my favorite and also interesting and had a great chemistry ,then killed by the creators !
From the first, i really didn't liked tom and also the others who claimed the power at the end ! And showrunners actual killed the cool ones who i really liked !
I think this show is a wasted idea, the one it did came close to be a well enough show and good character developing and arch but fell so damn deep that i don't want to even turn back and rewatch it not even one time !
Yeah farewell logan roy, kendal roy ! The ones who were actually my favorite and also interesting and had a great chemistry ,then killed by the creators !
Scream VI
(2023)
what is this ?
27 April 2023
I remember i was reviewing the last one and i was thinking to myself what the heck is this movie ! But when i see this trash i found out Scream VI is more garbage than the last year version !
I totally understand why this kind of movies has been made yeah cause , bunch of without logic fans who applause everything about scream movies YEAh some of them even rate this movie 8 ! Could you even believe this ? 8 ?
Do you even watched a standard crime movie ?
Scream VI has no interest to make you even watch half way through ! Even with that stupid twist in the end you also see this movie as stupid excuse to even make it !
Cheesy line ! Stupid as hell characters on nerve moves of them and also this movie from the plot don't make sense !
I totally understand why this kind of movies has been made yeah cause , bunch of without logic fans who applause everything about scream movies YEAh some of them even rate this movie 8 ! Could you even believe this ? 8 ?
Do you even watched a standard crime movie ?
Scream VI has no interest to make you even watch half way through ! Even with that stupid twist in the end you also see this movie as stupid excuse to even make it !
Cheesy line ! Stupid as hell characters on nerve moves of them and also this movie from the plot don't make sense !
Skinamarink
(2022)
stands for what ?
27 February 2023
So we have to ask ourselves what is cinema ? And if you have a camera and an idea and collections of retro filters can you do the magic ? My answer is No not until you don't know the formula !
This nonsense film that i call it a wasting time machine that i shame to even call it a film works like HORN and a wake up call to everyone who's out there and want to make a movie !
If you have a camera and don't know squad about angles and frames and shots ! Don't know a squad about buildup and characters and event a story pls just don't waste our time and do something else although some might find this movie so talented and new or what ever else , if you want to call something this weird , unique ! It is up to you but to me who grew up with cinema and movies naah this movie doesn't even have a story to even catch you .
From the start this movie tells you that i'm about to do something new and weird but i don't have the actual skill to execute it . Director tries to be a copycat of david lynch and this is the actual problem !
And my recommendation : don't watch this movie even if you want to just throw away your 1 hour and 40 minutes of your day .
This nonsense film that i call it a wasting time machine that i shame to even call it a film works like HORN and a wake up call to everyone who's out there and want to make a movie !
If you have a camera and don't know squad about angles and frames and shots ! Don't know a squad about buildup and characters and event a story pls just don't waste our time and do something else although some might find this movie so talented and new or what ever else , if you want to call something this weird , unique ! It is up to you but to me who grew up with cinema and movies naah this movie doesn't even have a story to even catch you .
From the start this movie tells you that i'm about to do something new and weird but i don't have the actual skill to execute it . Director tries to be a copycat of david lynch and this is the actual problem !
And my recommendation : don't watch this movie even if you want to just throw away your 1 hour and 40 minutes of your day .
Thor: Love and Thunder
(2022)
come the f on marvel ...
10 September 2022
She-hulk now this ?! Where are you going with this nonsense . You turned the mighty thor to a blah comedian. Zeus is a joke ?
Yeah there's some who disagree with me but you can't hide the logic and all this unreasonable changes that just made us dissapointed.
This is NOT thor not even close to what we saw , the actual thor who being through all loss and saddness . He is a god for f sake this isn't just a normal man talk with his ax . And the worst part is when you critisize this shows and movies they just lable you to just ignore the truth .
Las part is rate : 2/10 just because of christian bale performance that just wasted by the whole movie and those bs jokes.
Yeah there's some who disagree with me but you can't hide the logic and all this unreasonable changes that just made us dissapointed.
This is NOT thor not even close to what we saw , the actual thor who being through all loss and saddness . He is a god for f sake this isn't just a normal man talk with his ax . And the worst part is when you critisize this shows and movies they just lable you to just ignore the truth .
Las part is rate : 2/10 just because of christian bale performance that just wasted by the whole movie and those bs jokes.
seriously ?!
9 June 2022
What the ... ? Is it just me or anyone else is also hate this third sister ? And also leia ! Obviously this two are NOT suitable for this roles ! This kid is really annoying and third sister actress isn't that dangerous to make her a real antagonist of the series
Come on disney seriously do you want to destroy the franchise ?! You couldn't do it better ! :)))
Come on disney seriously do you want to destroy the franchise ?! You couldn't do it better ! :)))
Brad brad
12 May 2022
Ambulance
(2022)
come on can someone be reasonable ?
22 April 2022
2hrs stupidity straight !
And i don't want to talk about characters and how cheesy and stupid as hell they are ! Cause yes they're characters and they can be that silly ! But it is about michael bay and his movies ! Movie after a movie i'm asking the same question is this director knows about film ? Does he know quality ? Camera ? Or he just heard something about this elements ? By far you can tell me this from how many question mark that i've used in this review :) in "ambulance" you see some camera movements but with no reason .
Director don't know anything about FEUL ! This ambulance droved the whole town but it continued to driving until almost the end of the move ! The whole police department and "best people for this job" is chasing this ambulance :) this is stupid lines are stupid ! Character development ? Don't say it :) michael bay just want to show some explosions and car chasing some yelling characters and in the end just like every other of michael bay's movies "a beautiful girl" !
I dont know why people gave this movie 6/10 rate i think there's one reason and it might be jake gyllenhaal .
And i don't want to talk about characters and how cheesy and stupid as hell they are ! Cause yes they're characters and they can be that silly ! But it is about michael bay and his movies ! Movie after a movie i'm asking the same question is this director knows about film ? Does he know quality ? Camera ? Or he just heard something about this elements ? By far you can tell me this from how many question mark that i've used in this review :) in "ambulance" you see some camera movements but with no reason .
Director don't know anything about FEUL ! This ambulance droved the whole town but it continued to driving until almost the end of the move ! The whole police department and "best people for this job" is chasing this ambulance :) this is stupid lines are stupid ! Character development ? Don't say it :) michael bay just want to show some explosions and car chasing some yelling characters and in the end just like every other of michael bay's movies "a beautiful girl" !
I dont know why people gave this movie 6/10 rate i think there's one reason and it might be jake gyllenhaal .
Scream
(I) (2022)
Come on 7/10 ? Really ?!!!
17 February 2022
The plot is stupid and kiddish what is going on with people who rate this movie 10 ?
The only reason i guess is that , it is a reunion but even in that part this title sucks dialouges and connections between characters are nonsense.
Just go watch some asian horror and see how it is done .
David schwimmer.😉
The only reason i guess is that , it is a reunion but even in that part this title sucks dialouges and connections between characters are nonsense.
Just go watch some asian horror and see how it is done .
David schwimmer.😉
Yellowjackets
(2021– )
What a waste
29 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Did you guys just forgot what they've showed us in the beginning of the show ?!
If jackie was frozen then what the heck was that in the beginning
and also this couldn't be a real tv show cause they've show a lot of meaningless scenes that they can just cut it in the editing.
If jackie was frozen then what the heck was that in the beginning
and also this couldn't be a real tv show cause they've show a lot of meaningless scenes that they can just cut it in the editing.
Eternals
(2021)
Not OK
13 January 2022
Obviously she doesn't know how to direct a blockbuter movie and also any who picked up this actors/actresses for this roles doesn't have a clue about roles !
I mean come on what is this all about just bunch of superheroes that just do what other marvel's superheroes do ?!
Literally i didn't connect with any of them evey character in eternal are so empty that everything they do is just pointless i mean you have to build-up them you have to show us what exactly they are NOT just their ramance story oh ! Yeah they lived thousand years and they suddenly living in earth don't helping humankind with thanos because they have to learn ! They have to fight ! So what the ... you doin here any way ?
I know they here because the deviants but honestly don't you think that this villains (Deviants) are more fragile than the other villains avengers fought with ?! (Except Arishem ! )
There's no explaination !
I mean come on what is this all about just bunch of superheroes that just do what other marvel's superheroes do ?!
Literally i didn't connect with any of them evey character in eternal are so empty that everything they do is just pointless i mean you have to build-up them you have to show us what exactly they are NOT just their ramance story oh ! Yeah they lived thousand years and they suddenly living in earth don't helping humankind with thanos because they have to learn ! They have to fight ! So what the ... you doin here any way ?
I know they here because the deviants but honestly don't you think that this villains (Deviants) are more fragile than the other villains avengers fought with ?! (Except Arishem ! )
There's no explaination !
Don't Look Up
(2021)
oh !
24 December 2021
I really really didn't expect this kind of a movie before watching it i was speculated that it might be some mediocre film involving lots of famous and great actors / actresses
But damn i was wrong don't look up beside of showing comedy and real fun scenes , send us a message, lots of them . And one of them though i really annoyed in whole social media is that people don't pay attention to the details and in the most of the time our prespective of things is just one layer .
Don't look up has intense , hilarious and serious moments . My experience with this title was good and fun.
Don't look up has intense , hilarious and serious moments . My experience with this title was good and fun.
The Matrix Resurrections
(I) (2021)
Why ?!!!!
22 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I feel sorry for myself for watching it even half way through
There's no reason and logical matter in this title that i don't know to call it a matrix movie or not ! 100% they ruined the whole trilogy and even lana say it in the movie , she just spit to the matrix with this movie , i couldn't watch it because every ten minutes they've show scenes from previous matrix movies and when you see that and compare it to this new matrix you get nausea.
There's no point to make sequel first when i was found out that there might be a sequel to matrix in the first place i got excited and all of a sudden i'd got nervous. I was telling to myself that if they realy mess this up they're gonna destroy matrix just for money and dumb bussinesses.
This is i worry about , a pointless fight between characters that i don't really know , that just keep say OG matrix lines from previous movies and a john wick tries to be neo . Ridiculous and meaningless .
There's also a freaking huge plot whole , french man , new agent smith 😁 all of them knew that he was neo but they were working with him until he got back to io ( new zion) and suddenly they want him to be dead isn't it a clown script ? I mean even a 9 year old kid could write a script better than that .
Everything in resurrection is a dull and painfully pointless and meaningless.
2/10 for ruining our great memory from matrix neo and morphious.
There's no point to make sequel first when i was found out that there might be a sequel to matrix in the first place i got excited and all of a sudden i'd got nervous. I was telling to myself that if they realy mess this up they're gonna destroy matrix just for money and dumb bussinesses.
This is i worry about , a pointless fight between characters that i don't really know , that just keep say OG matrix lines from previous movies and a john wick tries to be neo . Ridiculous and meaningless .
There's also a freaking huge plot whole , french man , new agent smith 😁 all of them knew that he was neo but they were working with him until he got back to io ( new zion) and suddenly they want him to be dead isn't it a clown script ? I mean even a 9 year old kid could write a script better than that .
Everything in resurrection is a dull and painfully pointless and meaningless.
2/10 for ruining our great memory from matrix neo and morphious.
A Hero
(I) (2021)
When you repeat and repeat same thing !
15 December 2021
If you're rating this title 9 out of 10 you're an absolutely a farhadi fan and obviously if you're a fan , you don't recognise bad script from a good script of a movie from who you're fan of , "A Hero" this title even betrays the plot and it's own script , which hero ? Do we know the antagonist ? Is there even an antagonist in this title ? We do not interact with any of the characters .
I personally don't know any of them in movie , the writer mentions rahim's ex-wife BUT we don't even know her not even know the exact reason of their seperation ! I mean if you don't want to bring her up so don't mention it either !
This title suffers from absense of characters and right script , acting in some places was good but even that element is from actors/actresses of this movie and director / screen writer didn't involved .
If this title was a short film yeah it was watchable and good ! But 2 hours of showing nothing and nothing ! It was wrong
2/10 just because of acting and some points of the story !
I personally don't know any of them in movie , the writer mentions rahim's ex-wife BUT we don't even know her not even know the exact reason of their seperation ! I mean if you don't want to bring her up so don't mention it either !
This title suffers from absense of characters and right script , acting in some places was good but even that element is from actors/actresses of this movie and director / screen writer didn't involved .
If this title was a short film yeah it was watchable and good ! But 2 hours of showing nothing and nothing ! It was wrong
2/10 just because of acting and some points of the story !
Arcane
(2021– )
I'm flattered
21 November 2021
It is just three or two weeks that i started to play LoL and i mostly play teamfight tactics when i began to watch this show i hoped to not see just a regular story tellling and a mediocore type directing so i'm really happy because , just ended the show and i didn't saw just a beautiful show i saw lots and lots of art , pictures and absolutely a perfect way to tell a story about LoL .
You can watch this show several times and after that you want to watch it again .
You can watch this show several times and after that you want to watch it again .
Last Night in Soho
(2021)
What\s going on with this rates ?!
18 November 2021
I mean come on , this movie is 100% overrated ain't deserve such a rate , 3/4 of the movie i just wanted to be end because there wasn't such a reason to continue this short story ! Acting was mediocore and it has to be 15-20 minute movie ,if it was a short film yes i was absolutely flattered by it .
At the end i was asking myself why this movie got such a credit just because of actors / actresses ?
Naahhh even my 2/10 actualy is 1/10 but just becasue of first 20 min i gave it 2/10
not an actual wright film ...
At the end i was asking myself why this movie got such a credit just because of actors / actresses ?
Naahhh even my 2/10 actualy is 1/10 but just becasue of first 20 min i gave it 2/10
not an actual wright film ...
Who really wrote that ending ?
28 September 2021
I think alma herself wrote the finale !!
What was that ? Really ! First 5 episodes was good and also watchable but this ending ruined tha all !
It was like creators want it to just ended this part too fast ! Everything in this episode was a comedy and ridiculous .
What was that ? Really ! First 5 episodes was good and also watchable but this ending ruined tha all !
It was like creators want it to just ended this part too fast ! Everything in this episode was a comedy and ridiculous .
The Alpines
(2021)
WHAT ?! can you even call this a movie ?
23 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I don't know who gave this movie 10/10 except those who were in the movie i mean actors , director ...
bad acting , i think they shouldn't call themselves actors !
I literally haven't seen as this bad as these guys did !!!!
I mean come on !!!!
After bad acting / bad directing , bad script !
Story !
You recieve a letter from a long time no see friend and you don't even bother yourself to call that friend and make sure that if he/she in the right place in his/her mind to send a letter to invite you to a party and not just call you (story is about some old friends that recieve a invitation letter to a party from themeselves without knowing that the letter isn't from their freinds !!!!!!!!! ) ! Yeah people this was the plot of this movie ! Dumb as this !
And every minute you hear a cheesy line from every character ! And every time they just over react to something stupid i just end my watching near half of this movie because i felt insulted .
bad acting , i think they shouldn't call themselves actors !
I literally haven't seen as this bad as these guys did !!!!
I mean come on !!!!
After bad acting / bad directing , bad script !
Story !
You recieve a letter from a long time no see friend and you don't even bother yourself to call that friend and make sure that if he/she in the right place in his/her mind to send a letter to invite you to a party and not just call you (story is about some old friends that recieve a invitation letter to a party from themeselves without knowing that the letter isn't from their freinds !!!!!!!!! ) ! Yeah people this was the plot of this movie ! Dumb as this !
And every minute you hear a cheesy line from every character ! And every time they just over react to something stupid i just end my watching near half of this movie because i felt insulted .
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