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Hostel: Part III (2011)
Love this movie
I really enjoy Hostel III. Is it stupid? Yes definitely. But it's also: awesome, fun, twisty, gory, exciting, and entertaining. Hostel III is exactly what it needs to be, and is everything that you're looking for. Halloween night party? Throw it on. Scary movie night at home? Yes sir. Enjoyable & laughable night on edibles with your significant other? You better believe it. It's not too long, doesn't require much attention, but keeps you pulled in the whole time. You don't need to watch the first two, but you might as well right? They're good too, make it a triple feature, maybe order in some tacos?
Ms. Marvel (2022)
Mixed feelings
The last episode definitely saved Ms Marvel for me. I'm a huge MCU fan, so I'm fully invested in everything they make now lol...I wasn't overly excited for Ms Marvel, which I think was a mix of me not being familiar with the character, and the show not really being aimed towards my demographic. That being said I went in with an open mind. I found the show just starts out dry, and nothing really happens. I feel there wasn't enough storyline on how she got her powers, and the background of all that, but it focuses more on her family & social life. I mulled my way through the first 5 episodes. Episode 6 however is when everything came together for me. It was more of the Marvel I have come to love, and I really enjoyed the ending. All in all I don't think this whole thing needed to be 5 hours long, not sure it would have done well as it's own stand alone movie, but maybe just a 2-3 episode mini series.
Pinocchio (2022)
It's "fine", but a little boring
It was ok I guess? The actors were fine, nothing special. The movie just kinda dragged on, never really pulled me in, was bored most of it. Maybe because I knew what was going to happen? Wife fell asleep. You should watch it if you like Disney, but I won't be re-watching this one. I've probably enjoyed only a few of the live action remakes, Jungle Book, and Aladdin. I didn't like how they took out the cigars Pinocchio & Lampwick had on pleasure island, it's just a small thing but I really enjoyed that scene as a kid, guess you can't show smoking anymore. But I did really like Figaro & Cleo! They stole the show for sure.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Well I loved it
Came to read the reviews after finishing the series and was actually shocked by the bad reception Obi Wan is receiving. I loved every episode, thought it was exciting from start to end, loved how they brought back many familiar characters. Very interesting to show a part of the gap between Revenge of the Sith & Rogue One. Special effects were great and so was the action.
Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (2022)
Laughed the whole time. Perfect movie
I love Beavis & Butthead so much. This movie was amazing from start to finish and exactly what I was hoping for, I laughed so hard the whole time...hard...hole.
The Batman (2022)
Long, boring, dull, & hard to get through
This movie is too long, it's boring, overacted, and the story is dull. No character development at all, if you aren't very familiar with Batman's background as well as the other characters you'll be lost. My fiancé had no clue what was going on because it is hard to follow. The bat suit looks cool, and the fight scenes were decent but it just wasn't an enjoyable movie to watch. I put on the other Batman movies all the time just for fun, I doubt I'll be doing that with The Batman. I'm sure you'll still watch it, but don't expect anything spectacular, expect to squeeze a nap in on the couch.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
I made it 9:07 in
I love Texas Chainsaw, and was excited for a new adaptation. But oh my how bad this started; the story, the characters, the acting, the plot holes just awful, and all before the first 10 minutes. Shut if off almost immediately. Watch it, see how far you get lol.
Turning Red (2022)
Pretty good! New age Disney
Watched Turning Red with the niece & nephew last night. We all enjoyed the movie, found it cute & funny, storyline was not my favourite but still decent. Being from Toronto, I really loved all the references, very fun to try and spot them all!! Really liked all the characters. Yes it's a metaphor for having your period, but it's so much more than that. Good for Pixar for normalizing it. Fun family movie.
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Easy 10/10
This movie is perfect. Funny every time you watch it, perfectly quotable. Every scene is funny, I love this movie. In my top 3 fav comedies with Superbad & Bigger Longer & Uncut. Must watch.
All or Nothing: Toronto Maple Leafs (2021)
It happened again
:( that's all you need to know. Let's go get it boys.
Blockers (2018)
I love this movie, so funny
Blockers is great. I laugh constantly & have seen it many times. Surprised at all the 1 star reviews, people are so offended by anything I guess. Don't take it so seriously and laugh! Love the main cast, Ike, Leslie, & John Cena are all funny, and the kids are funny as well! "Highly"recommend.
Tenet (2020)
This movie sucks
Ugh this movie was so long and boring. Nothing made sense, never had any idea what was going on. The worst part is the sound & audio mixing. The movie is confusing enough already, but when you can't hear or understand anything the characters are saying, it makes it much worse. Terrible, sound guy should be fired. Never watching this garbage again.
Black Widow (2021)
Meh, fell asleep more than once
I love MCU, & I love Black Widow, but knew she couldn't carry her own film. Movie was boring, didn't add anything to future films/shows. Fiancé had to keep waking up. It's a bit hard to believe that between Civil War & Infinity War that Black Widow was doing all this, seemed forced.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
Started with promise, ends disappointing
I love basically everything Marvel, & after WandaVision I had high hopes for Falcon & The Winter Soldier. The series starts off well & seems like it will be good. I love when they bring back old characters from previous movies. Daniel Brühl as Zemo was excellent, & GSP as Batroc was fun too! Then the main plot starts to get a bit dull, everyone's a super soldier now, and the politics start to creep in. By the last two episodes it's basically full on PC wokeness. I did not enjoy episode 5 & 6 nearly as much as I did the start, which is a shame because I've loved Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan in all the other MCU features they've been in. Even Falcon's new Captain America suit from Wakanda looked lame. I wanted to turn it off but finished it basically so I wouldn't miss any MCU storylines for future productions. I don't know it was okay, just left me feeling disappointed. Definitely didn't need Cap's PC lecture at the end which felt like an hour. Hopefully things get back on track with Loki.
Unhinged (2020)
This movie was awesome
Now don't expect too much but this movie rocked! It knows what it is, Crow was sweet. I was very entertained, good watch when you just want to kick back.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Great movie, had a blast watching
Grew up loving Mortal Kombat & was super pumped for this movie. Loved this movie, it was so fun, brought back some great memories. Super violent which was awesome, loved the humour as well. The acting & special effects were also great. The only thing I didn't like was Cole Young? No one asked for him and he kinda sucked. Hopefully he dies ASAP just like Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Can't wait for round 2! Wish it was out today. Watch this movie you'll be in for a wild ride!
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
What just happened? So bad
I loved the 1st WW, it was amazing, & was looking forward to WW1984. What kind of storyline was that? So many plot holes, nothing made sense. The action was basically non existent. The villains were boring & meaningless. Even the CGI was bad. I loved the humour in the first movie, this was nothing like that. Big time flop Patty Jenkins. DC continues to get in their own way.
The Night Before (2015)
Hilarious Christmas movie!!
Just watched this again last night and I laughed through this entire movie, lots of good actors & pretty good story. Looks like a bunch of nerds who are anti drugs gave this movie a 1 star, people take everything so seriously sometimes, this is classic Rogen. But if you're high af & looking for a great late night laugh fest then this is the movie for you! This is definitely in the Christmas rotation for me every year.
The Grinch (2018)
Meh, pretty boring
Watched this last night with my fiancé (she fell asleep). It was pretty boring & not funny. I laughed like once or twice. They modernized the music which is fine, but I didn't really care for it. Animation was good, but overall I just wasn't entertained. Wouldn't recommend, definitely won't be added to list of Christmas movies to re-watch every December.
Dead Awake (2016)
Half decent, entertaining watch
Start off by saying Dead Awake comes in on the lower budget side, so take it for what it's worth. It brings a cool idea to the horror scene, and delivers some good supernatural scares. Some of the filler scenes are cheesey, but that comes with this type of movie. I liked most of the characters, and thought the concepts of the movie were interesting. Compared to the poor quality of horror movies on Netflix, Dead Awake is pretty good. All in all, decently entertaining horror you can watch when you're in need of those fun, horror nights.