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Doing Elliot (2016)
STUNNING!
This short movie is better than 99% of gay porn! Not really a movie with the flimsiest of plots but more of a premise for the sex to happen. It is a 17-minute, beautiful, gay, love-making scene. The only plot-point that bothered me is that Elliot tells Tomas that he has a girl friend but, 90 seconds later, he has Tomas' huge penis and ultimately his cum in his hole! This scene has real everything: sucking, rimming, bareback-fucking, cum, partial breeding. It's porn with love, and it's stunning, including the set, lighting, and overall production! Especially stunning are the sexy, naturally-hairy stars with their ample, mouth-watering, beautiful equipment! I wish more people knew about this short movie. Spread the word and tell your friends!
Rialto (2019)
UNWATCHABLE WITHOUT SUBTITLES!
Between the horrible low sound on the DVD (brand new from TLA Video), cast members mumbling or speaking fast, thick, thick Irish/Scottish accents, and no options for English subtitles, this movie was unwatchable and unintelligible to me! And, just an observation, for a gay-themed movie, there was not one male actor (old or young) who was even the tiniest, least bit attractive. So, if you're American, Canadian, or hearing-imparied, subtitles are not available to help understand this movie!
Rabioso sol, rabioso cielo (2009)
DON'T WASTE OVER 3 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE ON THIS!
This has to be one of the worse things that I have ever seen! I can't even call it a movie because I have no idea what is was about. There is no dialog. It's in boring B&W. I couldn't tell who was who because no one had a name. There's tons of full-frontal male nudity of sexy men but no tender love-making, in fact, even very little kissing. Keeping the FF button on overdrive, I managed to cut down the pain to a little over 1 hour. 1-star for the sexy naked men!
Deleted Scenes (2010)
MUCH, MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED!
I thought this movie was going to be a bunch of random, disjointed scenes with no real plot. I was wrong. The scenes were not random at all. All were related, and in mostly chronological order. No maddening flashbacks! It was just a different way of telling the story. And the story was touching, crude, tender, and compelling all rolled into one. And to disagree with another reviewer, any movie where I can see a naked Todd Verow, is my kind of movie. I think that he is one super-sexy man! And the closer he approaches daddy-territory in age, the hotter he gets!
Shortbus (2006)
BEST MOVIE THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!
I never write reviews, however, this movie was just incredible! I can't stop thinking about it and am still thinking about days after my first viewing. What a cast. And Paul Dawson, what a performance, what a body, what an awesome dick (sorry but it's both beautiful, breathtaking, and just had to mention it). Why isn't this man an A-list actor? I felt his pain and conflict. In fact, every actor was great in their respective roles. When you stop to think about the logistics of filming a movie like this, it just boggles my mind. What an accomplishment by such a young talent, John Cameron Mitchell! What is even more satisfying is that there is a resolution, in a sense, albeit some inferred, to all or most of the characters and conflicts in the movie. The biggest omission and missed opportunity, in my opinion, is not showing a sex scene between James and Jamie at the end, with James bottoming for partner of 5 years for the first time, climaxing together, and showing the ecstasy on his face as validation that his demons are exercised. Dawson could have made that scene so powerful! Nevertheless, this will remain my favorite movie of all time, and one that I will watch and enjoy over and over again.