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The Assistant (2019)
Probably introverts would appreciate this film
This type of film is probably for introverts as myself, as I tend to become absorbed in watching a person so closely, experiencing what she is experiencing. I found this film to be 100% captivating, not thrilling, but very interesting and compelling.
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
The rating this has is as pretentious as the film
This is a tediously irritating, messy, pretentious and boring film which utilizes extremely uninteresting characters that rely on the 'weird' Wes Anderson humor/pacing (which I don't mind if what they where saying or doing was actually funny or had substance) in order to appear relevant as a character, in a VERY uninteresting story that keeps jumping from one line to another every 4 minutes.
The lobby boy was particularly awful. There was absolutely nothing special or endearing about him wich would make me believe that the main character would get attached to him. Which actually seemed to had happened from one second to another and for no particular reason.
Also, something that contributed to make me take the story less seriously was the casting of Murray Abraham as the adult version of a latin boy. It's like casting Beyonce to play the adult version of Elle Fanning. Just plain bizarre.
Sibirskiy tsiryulnik (1998)
an explosion of all kinds of pretentiousness
The thing that I REALLY like about this film is the story and the poetic way in which it wants to develop. But I can't get past the bad thing, which is that it fails at making it convincing.. and both the comedy and the drama are extremely cheesy.
I'm Russian and I don't like Mihalkov because of his vanity, it all seems like some sort of local thing between him and himself. For example, in this movie, there are several scenes that have nothing to do with the story and do not serve for comedic purpose (because were not in the least funny), and could have easily been left out. It is obvious he for some reason liked them and felt it was right to put them in the final cut. The comedy is BAD. The way comedy develops in a Mihalkov film, is usually by trying to have this sort of crazy mess at the beginning, lot of characters, goofy scenes that don't really have much to do with the main plot, etc. This has worked amazingly cool in many films because the trick is when it's done in an uninterested matter. But this film fails miserably at it, because it all seems SO extremely obvious and forced. The scenes last so long they become a desperate attempt at basically forcing you to laugh and have a good time.
In the tragic aspect the film fails as well, not because of the story itself, but because it basically comes from nothing. Mostly because the 2 main characters, apart from having no chemistry between them, are both quite unlikable. I could not see anything appealing about Jane, she seemed totally ordinary and there was nothing beautiful or mysterious in her for which some young guy would fall. The scene where she meets Radlov is painful to watch, the script in that scene is idiotic. Andrei was simply too stupid. I love Menshikov but I kept feeling bad for him in this film, him playing a cadet at 38 it's ridiculous, all he did was constantly acting like a guy with some mental issues in order to appear younger. And his character becoming a mad man for Jane and feeling the most brutal adoration towards her makes no sense, not because he doesn't know her but because she isn't in the least interesting, and later she randomly jumps in his bed, right after telling him she was no good for him, managing to become even less interesting, plus skanky. On top of that, they both mess up with a character that was clearly there to make this sort of "villan" for the story. But actually, the Radlov character never did any harm to anyone and had no intentions of it, through the movie, Jane continued to make an idiot of him in order to use him for her business purposes, and Andrei egoistically puts him in an awkward position when he goes to propose to Jane. Then, Andrei publicly hits him with a stick and of course that ends badly for Andrei and Jane. Well, what did they expect?
Bottomline, bad film, although it does have a romantic story even if it's not convincing.