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Into the Forest (2015)
Stupid beyond belief
A single screw just works loose, cutting down big trees when you have existing fallen timbers. So, there are wild hogs in the NW? So black mold grows in about one month, use last gas to burn down your only shelter, a single wheel barrow for food for three. Not to mention a terrible script. Of course now that we know how stupid people are since 2020 revealed how stupid thousands of people are, it's not as unbelievable as I thought. But still a truly terrible movie.
Why is this guy hopping a train?
No one just hops a train when their car breaks down? If he really needed to get home to the wedding why would he stop at the carnival? If this this is a rip off of a Horatio Algiers story, why is it so bad.
The reporter can't pronounce Willamette.
If the can't get the name of a major American river right, imagine what they are messing up every where else. It Wil-lam-met, emphasis on the second syllable. Oregonians hate it when it is mispronounced. Also, the site was destroyed u. 1890 and then again in 1962, hit again in 1996 and moderately ruined several other times. Yes, the pollution was the final blow, along with the fact that newspaper just wasn't booming. This is a history program, less drama, less repetition, more facts would be nice. It's the science channel for goodness sake, we have an attention span.
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
Salma Hayek gets to kick butt
Ok, its silly, and no one could survive the car wrecks or gun shots, but not as bad as fast and furious movies. And yes we know how it will end. Evil over come by good guys. The good guys aren't exactly the type of good guys we expect though and that was fun. So is the body guard the good guy or the assassin? The old Bond question sure, but done at least as well for a comedy. Significant violence but not as much blood as we have come to expect from action movies. My husband said when it was over "so, it's a love story". Yeah it is.