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How I Met Your Father (2022–2023)
1/10
People are complaining about the wrong thing
18 January 2022
The US is diverse. New York is diverse. They're portraying that. Get over it.

Whether the show is good is another story. I don't know how many people reading this have ever watched the Disney Channel but I don't know of a better way to describe it: the jokes here give me serious Disney Channel vibes. Bad over-acting and over-exaggerated minor occurrences. Everyone is delivering their lines like they're all the punchline. It's so weird to describe so I won't try anymore. Whatever the reason, it's bad.
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Dragon Ball Super (2015–2018)
6/10
14 episodes in...
17 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I'm 14 episodes in. Beerus and Goku have been fighting in space above the earth's atmosphere for about 5 episodes. They take the fight back down to earth and after a minute of fighting underwater, Goku needed air...

It's fun, but you'll have to ignore really embarrassing blunders like that.
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Deadwood: The Movie (2019 TV Movie)
3/10
It inherited a mess from Season 3 and then makes it worse
16 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Even though I gave it a low rating, I'll say that I'm glad they at least attempted to bring closure to the story. It also doesn't get a 1/10 because like most of you, having any ending at all to the story serves me better than having no ending. Whatever they were going to give us, I'd at least lukewarmly take it. And it's only fair to say some of the plot issues were inherited from what I thought was a mediocre final few episodes of the third season.

In the final season, Trixie goes and shoots George Hearst after learning he had Mr Ellsworth murdered. Now everyone is in a bind. And Al, the ruthless saloon owner who even in his callous ways had grown across two and a half seasons into a man who knew where to draw the line, has an innocent look-alike murdered in her stead to satiate Hearst. Ok, it doesn't make sense, but he's kind of in love with Trixie so that'll have to do in the absence of a better plot.

Now, 10 years later, Trixie is pregnant and somehow goes and does something even stupider. The film revolves around the important people of Deadwood undoing her actions. And that's it really. It's hard to stick around for 2 hours when you're unbearably annoyed in the first 10 minutes. The truth is, the film inherited some terrible plot points from season 3, and it doesn't look like any effort was made to undo them. They just continued the story right in the absurd place it left off. Anyway, the writers forget about the plot halfway through, move along to tying some romantic loose ends, and then give us a strange plot twist where the film suddenly becomes a Christmas special.

I do thank them for having the decency to make the last person we see be the protagonist of the story, Al Swearengen.
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6/10
Great production quality, Content is just ok.
6 March 2021
I get the feeling this was made by someone who was so fascinated with Ali the person and only somewhat interested in Ali the boxer. Outside of the crisp production and HD highlights, there's very little content here for either the avid boxing fan or for the casual fan wanting to learn more about The Greatest. And the problem is, the creators seem unable to distinguish and adequately portray the great moments of Ali's career.

There is a lot here on Ali's glory days. Here's the thing: Ali is a man of 2 careers. 50% of his greatness comes from how unparalleled he was at his absolute best. The other 50% comes from what he did when he should have been far past his best. I'm of course talking about his win over a prime George Foreman, to this day a widely-considered top 3 win in boxing history. The doc sets a ridiculous tone for Frazier-Foreman, which contrary to what you might come away thinking here, was actually one of the biggest moments in heavyweight history and the birth of one of the baddest men in boxing history, George Foreman. It seems silly to think that the creators of a Muhammad Ali documentary don't have a proper understanding of George Foreman's legacy. But it really comes off that way.
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5/10
Split score for visuals vs script
8 May 2020
The visuals are pretty cool and might get better with more funding if it gets picked up for more episodes. The writing is nonsensical. If you have a burning need to feel weirded out, go read Borges's short stories.

It used to be that, because of competition of time slots, TV shows would get tested through pilot episodes. Well the streaming services seem to have invented pilot seasons. It looks like the current formula is to give your writing staff some freedom of ideas but not a lot of time to come up with them, and now we get these mediocre first seasons that are thrown out as a "let's see what sticks" strategy. How many times when you don't like a show are you told by a friend, "Oh stick it through, it doesn't get good until the third season"? This show isn't the exception to this trend. It might become something good, but as is, it's just a series of incoherent conversations with some very impressively improvised visuals.
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The Witnesses (2020)
10/10
It's True. It's Well-made.
21 February 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Imagine having to cite one line of watchtower literature from 1991 as proof that JWs are allowed to go to the police. It's a good thing you the readers don't have to take sides based on reviews. Google "Australian Royal Commission Jehovah's Witnesses". Only part I'll give you in advance is this: The ARC investigated and found 1,006 cases of alleged child abuse in the organization in Australia. Now this following bit comes straight from the ARC report: "There is otherwise no evidence before the Royal Commission of the Jehovah's Witness organisation having reported to police or other secular authority a single one of the 1,006 alleged perpetrators of child sexual abuse recorded in the case files held by Watchtower Australia". So they couldn't find anything in the files that suggested the WT tried to get authorities involved in even ONE case.

The argument you'll hear from apologists is "Just because the organization doesn't actively seek police involvement doesn't mean you can't call the police". Which is technically true, but it's technically true in a similar sense that "Every American citizen has a right to buy a mansion on American soil" is technically true. Most people don't have the money for mansions. And most JWs don't go to the police because they've been conditioned to solve internal problems internally. The documentary exposes a serious problem involving thousands of silenced victims worldwide and that alone makes it 10-star worthy. It also happens to be well-made.
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Mindhunter (2017–2019)
5/10
It's the script/acting
2 September 2019
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I think they probably agreed in some early roundtable meeting that they wanted to make the script believable, make the characters say normal things that normal people say. And that endeavor I respect. I despise when shows develop that Shakespearean complex where everyone needs to say the smartest thing ever said every single scene (Deadwood became unbearable because of this).

Well normalizing the script works so long as 1. you're using the script intelligently (for example by revealing important things about the characters along the way) and 2. the actors are pulling it off.

If you want to make the characters so normal that you're not using the entire script with purpose, you end up with a bunch of normal scenes that have you asking "what was even the point of that scene?" The show has plenty of those but I'll pick an example that I think best describes this issue: In S01E05 Ford and Tench get in a car accident. Nothing happens because of it. The scene is literally thrown in there for shock value. Later the accident reveals some minor traumas Tench has about protecting his partner and the issues that Ford is having because his romantic relationship is developing (she doesn't want to go pick them up after the accident because she has midterms and this bothers him). Nah. You can't add a car accident scene for the hell of it and play it off as important because we learned some minor things about the characters while they were discussing the accident later. This is just bad scriptwriting.

But the acting isn't always much better. The dialogues can feels forced, partly because of the one dimensional cliches that are the main characters. Ford is basically Gabe from The Office if he'd joined the FBI instead of a paper company. He's booksmart and ambitious but a bit naive and doesn't always say the right thing. There's nothing more you want to learn about him after even watching the first few episodes. Tench is from a different era, from a different school of thought that believes in black and white ideas of good and bad and is somewhat repelled by challenges to this. But he understands people better than Ford does and is sort of the instincts of the duo. How old is this trope? It's just not interesting anymore.
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Cartel Land (2015)
5/10
Stunning footage with a misguided narrative
26 November 2018
I've been following the story of Michiacan's Autodefensas almost from the moment they began popping up in the news. This is is a bad documentary.

Good first, the footage is really amazing. It's one thing to do interviews and capture some funerals, bloody sceneries, etc. It's another to capture several firefights. Props to the crew for their courage.

That's about it. I've heard the director during an interview say something along the lines of "By the end I realized there weren't any good people in this battle". And it's completely understandable how the viewer can arrive at that conclusion just from watching the doc.

The reality is so much more complex than the director portrays and I don't know if he's simple minded or if it's done in bad faith to create a more shocking story. The rise of the autodefensas is fundamentally a story of a government that did a terrible job of defending its citizens against organized crime. In their desperation to rid their cities of cartel activity some municipalities in Michoacán gave their support to a rival cartel which displaces the original, splits in two, and after the smoke clears stations itself in these municipalities as the Caballeros Templarios cartel. They charged quotas on all exchanges and properties, controlled the markets and supply, charged kids to go to school, killed people over police reports... Cornered by their desperation and tactical misfires, civilians took up arms. Farmers, teachers, lemon pickers, doctors. People who were completely untrained in combat. Those were the autodefensas, and their sole purpose was to remove the Templarios. Some municipalities made awful choices. Others like Hipólito Mora's La Ruana are as heroic a modern day tale as you'll find. Their eventual crumbling, lapses of judgment, anger, paranoia, disorder, corruption, should not come as a surprise.

The documentary offers a very shallow skimming of this context. It promises to do a fair take of this initially, and only the filmmakers could answer why they decided to ultimately share a narrative of what they see as monstrosities committed on all sides, as if there were a moral equivalence between the cartels and the autodefensas. This is insultingly simplistic. I'll end with a shoutout to the comically misguided juxtaposition they tried to pull between the border vigilantes fighting a near nonexistent problem and the autodefensas.
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