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Scream Queens: Pilot (2015)
Season 1, Episode 1
9/10
Hilariously good pilot.
12 May 2024
Great callback to the old slasher flicks.

Why is it getting so much hate?

To hell with seriousness, it's not supposed to be.

It's funny from top to bottom.

The story, eh we will see where it goes. Is it going to make some super logical crime drama.. No.

Feels like a mash up of scary movie, all slasher flicks, all dumb horror movies, all dumb blonde high school and college teen flicks. Using every trope and tired cliché brilliantly.

Emma Roberts was on fire. She's established herself long ago in my book and slays roles like this. Jamie Lee is here to be the excellent veteran of the group and she hangs with all the young women blow for blow.

More please.
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1/10
2hrs and 20min left behind. Obey nasa. SPOILERS.
8 May 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Yes, I get the end message. Through the eyes of the little girl none of the chaos and uncertainty mattered as long as she can be happy for a few minutes with the thing she currently only cares about.

Which unfortunately is the ending of friends. She just wants to watch TV the whole episode. Way to reinforce the narcissism of the current world in an apocalyptic movie way.

Was the acting ok, sure. But the worst movies can have spots of acting... Here tho, all that is wasted.. Nothing is fully explained.

Nothing has logic that was partially explained.

Nothing mattered.

NOTHING happens.

Was just a whole bunch of reinforced fake globe images with a subliminal obey nasa shot.

And this is nominated for a 2024 people choice.. Yikes. This is what movies have become... Says a lot about the people rw.
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Pretty Little Liars: EscApe from New York (2014)
Season 5, Episode 1
5/10
SPOILERS..it's going down the hill and off the cliff
11 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
THANK goodness they still have the comedic and sarcastic part of the writing. From the stupidity of the last episode in which they put up a piss poor attempt to escape A. To the idiocy of Ezra not telling them who A is. To A turning into spiderman. To OMFG what was that scene when they were surrounded? Is this the same show, that was like some dumb comedy sketch from SNL or something. And there is literally no reason now for the FBI to not be involved when u have people getting killed every summer, fake deaths, and constant attempted murder and probably rape charges of children, for these girls to run from what was presumably just A while always forgetting its multiple people doing it, and telling other children they are protecting them, is beyond asinine at this point. Is this the mantra of all shows now, to start off with good ideas and characters for just enough seasons to make you not stop watching because you've already invested time?
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Pretty Little Liars: She's Come Undone (2014)
Season 4, Episode 21
5/10
The decline continues
8 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
And into mediocrity we go. Poor reasoning for the destruction Arya caused, then they leave all that evidence saying it's nothing they haven't seen before, then spend the rest of the episode looking thru it. Poor reasoning for why police (fbi at this point) are not involved. So Emily let's the drug addict leave with drugs to dispose. They no longer focus on A but random individual stories that are not as important as you know a murder every summer and being hit by cars. What the heck is going on with the writing.
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Pretty Little Liars: Shadow Play (2014)
Season 4, Episode 19
8/10
People don't want creative different or interesting
7 May 2022
People don't want creative different or interesting anymore. Shows become stale, plots go in circles and then when they mix it up, spice it up or add a dash of creativity the people don't like it... But they love the next episode that was written by a 4 year old and consistently insults our intelligence.
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Pretty Little Liars: Free Fall (2014)
Season 4, Episode 20
4/10
One of The worst written episode I've ever seen.. Contains spoilers.
7 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS My mind is blown at the idiocy of the writers and insult to our intelligence.

I'm almost too angry to type. From the fact that the last episode was creative and interesting and people bashing it to then loving this in which all the characters become idiots is mind blowing.

There's no urgency to confront A or discuss it with each other, to the dumb cabin scene where they emphasized the cell service issue, to the rush to make things look suspenseful while ignoring prior plot lines.. My goodness I just wanted it to end. Next episode please.
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5/10
WHAT IS THIS TRASH??
21 May 2020
NO SPOILERS

Went to go ahead and watch all of these for the first time since 2012. My goodness this movie is horrible. It's like 2 movies. The first half of the movie feels very harry potter-ish. The second half turns into UM, I think the harry potter goes camping is toooo nice of a reference. It becomes, heltah skeltah, boring, randomness, almost like michael bay had to do a harry potter film without the action. Think random cutaways to *events, people and themes* but without good reason, it's just because.

They forcefully tie in the randomness to the story but leaving you perplexed as to why these things are occuring, most are never explained, some feel like pure filth just to say oh he would think that because they are growing up, like, i mean if you're binge watching these with any young children, get ready to do some explaining for how/why these scenes are happening. There's a stretch in that second half that was so mind mind blowingly jittery that my child just stopped and was like, help. And this is withough needing any explaination in the prior 6 movies.

We are going after these items, now lets just stop in random place and do random things because we just went mental. Let's not explain this have a bunch of random things happen and then we are going to go after something else. We do this and then other oh snap oops stuff happens and let's go off now with no explaination or coherence to what you just saw for the past hour and a half....

i'm so upset that i'm not fixing the typos or grammer errors. If the mmovie couldn't be bothered then why should I.
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Shameless: "Gallavich!" (2020)
Season 10, Episode 12
1/10
Terrible. An agenda filled mess. The 1 is generous.
29 January 2020
Show should have ended seasons ago. Creativity is gone and replaced by agenda after agenda. Characters have lost all little sense and traits that existed. Nothing makes sense. It's terrible, there aren't even words. It's just bad, just, I mean if it wasn't for the time invested, I wouldn't even bother with the last 2 seasons. And they ruined Ray Donovan yet this and other terrible shows on the network are guaranteed locks for next season.. Smh
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