I went into this expecting a grindhouse movie but was instead subjected to a banal, polished Hollywood retread.
It's as if the financiers were like "The fake trailer looked poorly-made. Let's do something different." Duh!
The movie is so predictable, I turned to my son and told him who the killer was less than halfway through the movie. And I was right.
Do you actually like grindhouse cinema? Do yourself a favor - watch the fake trailer 50 times in a row. You'll like it better.
Or do you like sleek, predictable, dreck stories that you've already seen many times before? If so, this feature is for you.
It's as if the financiers were like "The fake trailer looked poorly-made. Let's do something different." Duh!
The movie is so predictable, I turned to my son and told him who the killer was less than halfway through the movie. And I was right.
Do you actually like grindhouse cinema? Do yourself a favor - watch the fake trailer 50 times in a row. You'll like it better.
Or do you like sleek, predictable, dreck stories that you've already seen many times before? If so, this feature is for you.
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