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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
GIVING THE NAME MASSACRE THE NAME IT DESERVES
What a film. Fantastic effects, brutal kills. This survey deserves the name massacre more than any of the other films did. A fine sequel to the original. Brilliant stuff. Do give it a try and at less that an hour and a half the time fly's by and so do the body parts.
The Larkins (2021)
Not the same
The warmth and love the original had is just not there. I don't know what's missing but the original cast just felt more real and warm. They also didn't use the iconic original music that quickly lost a star straight away. They try and it's worth a watch for your own opinion but mine? Stick to the original.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
THAT! That was a Flipping Justice League film 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 it didn't even feel like 4 hours. I'm not gonna lie I was a proper mark and actually cheered out loud at one point. It's a completely different film and the ending wow. We need the proper sequel for this. Make the Synder Cannon please someone get this trending on twitter (I don't have it) #TheSnyderCut #makethesnydercutcannon FANTASTIC ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC
The Witches (2020)
Not a patch on the original
First time reviewing on here but after watching it wanted to leave a review.
For a start I don't understand why they changed the settings from Britain to America. Also the characters didn't feel the same either. I don't think they even called the boy by his name Luke (although I may be mistaken) Anne as much as I love her in some other stuff doesn't hold a candle to Angelica. Angelica own'd the room. Anne didn't (although I did like the bendy arms down the vent scene, that was fun. But overall to much CGI. Even the cat. That wasn't necessary. And they're was no good witche at the end. (But I haven't read the book so that may happen there too) they didn't even have the balls to do the baby scene from the original (cowards) lol but seriously overall. Still a fun watch. I say watch it. Enjoy it for watch it is. Just don't expect well 'The Witches'
A.M.I. (2019)
I actually really enjoyed this
Apart from the plot hole of the A.I not picking up the the phone recording one of the murders I really enjoyed this film. I'd say it's worth a go. A very easy, enjoyable watch
Left Behind (2014)
The Snap
I'm in middle of the movie and obviously this is far from an Avengers Film but watching it after Infinity War. In that mind set it's interesting to see what kind of aftermath Thanos's snap would of caused for what ae didn't see in Avengers really. That's the only positive thing I have really
Eli (2019)
Brightburn vs Eli
Fantastic ending I really got Brightburn feels from it towards the end. Would love to see a VS film of them both. Highly recommend this film 10/10 from me
Granny of the Dead (2017)
The clues in the name
To be fair to everyone giving it bad reviews the clue really is in the title of the film and for a very low budget independent film I quiet enjoyed it
It Chapter Two (2019)
Comedy not horror
Honestly for me it was more if a comedy than a horror. Spent most of my time laughing than being scared. Absolutely 3 hours of my life I'll never get back again. The first was much better. Stick with that. That being said at times there is some creepy imagery but once you've said that that's it.