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Charlie's Angels (2000)
You know why you hit PLAY!
If you wanna make a campy movie, then own it, and make a _campy_ movie. Perfect. BOOM!
This is an EXCELLENT flick.
Everyone involved made the movie that they set out to. And they did it well. They _owned_ this, and it shows.
It has everything you want - cheesy gags; bad puns; overused puns; skin; bad overused puns; bad overused innuendo; horrible greenscreen work; skin; rambling plot lines; NO plot line; suuuuuper blatant product placement; bouncing skin; suuuuuper forced script for fun cameos; fast cars; cars that aren't; badly staged scenes; awesome nods to awesome flicks; skin; AWESOME SOUND TRACK!
It's all here... It's why you hit PLAY!
Recommended!
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
You know why you hit PLAY!
If you wanna make a campy movie, then own it, and make a _campy_ movie. Perfect. BOOM!
If you hit play on this movie, then you at least publicly went "ahh yeah, I liked it" to the first. When inside you were roaring like a teenager! YOU are why this movie exists, and in that regard, this is an EXCELLENT flick.
It has everything you want out of it - cheesy gags; bad puns; overused puns; skin; bad overused puns; bad overused innuendo; horrible greenscreen work; skin; rambling plot lines; NO plot line; suuuuuper blatant product placement; bouncing skin; suuuuuper forced script for fun cameos (Hello Ms Jaclyn!); fast cars; cars that aren't; badly staged scenes; awesome nods to awesome flicks (belushi forever!); skin; AWESOME SOUND TRACK!
It's all here... It's why you hit PLAY!
Recommended!
Road House (2024)
It's - wrong
There's a lot wrong here... I've seen the Amazon bashing and such, but ya know, in hindsight I suspect that they see that they made the right decision.
It starts okay, and lasts for - ehh, 5 minutes if you're not paying attention.
The dialog is - horrible (can we please spend _another_100 words talking about the name of the bar?), and is delivered incredibly stiff, with no rhythm.
The fight scenes - umm, they're not. No speed, bad camera angles, horrible sequences, awful stunt work.
Characters - the baddies all look like they walked off of an 80s cop show.
I get what "they" were trying to accomplish. For all the hype and the public crying and who bought who - I'm REALLY happy that I only had to spend time at home to have "the cinematic experience" that I missed out on.
The Night Agent (2023)
"I wanted to like this"
Yeah, I did want to like it... And I actually did, for an episode or so.
The storyline isn't totally unique, but its fresh enough, and there's a slight new angle. The sets are great, the location shots are cool... The action - yeah!
It's the acting, and the writing, and the bad acting trying to deliver the bad writing while trying hard not to fall into a plot hole... (hah! I couldn't resist)
I think it's easy to get wrapped up in the action, Its good, and there's a good amount of it. But, when you're wondering about the bad guys smoking out the cabin, you don't realize how totally nuts it is to have the good guys 30' down the road when the bad guys exit.
The show tries to leave you in that state of "well, maybe the postman did it with the fire ax!" but you instead realize that you're supposed to be feeling that way, than actually feeling that way.
Casting... Yeah, nah. I think a bad cast has a chance with a good script, but a bad script just keeps a bad cast in 4-point movies.
The Bubble (2022)
Sooo much better than _they_ say!
Rant/It'll cost you nothing but 10 minutes (and a Netflix sub) to see for yourself just how wrong these 2:3:4 star reviews are. Imo, the folks rating that low either forgot what THE WORLD went through or they *choose* to ignore it. This happened. For realz.
/rant
The actors here are all folks that you've seen before, but not in this context. There are a couple of cameoesq folks here, and one name in a major role. I found that incredibly refreshing, it left the light on everyone else!
There were two scenes where I worried that things were gonna make a 180* turn, buuuut they resolved quickly.
So, I LOLd for real for 80% of the movie, because I actually experienced many of the situations here. This really happened, and we can laugh at it because we can relate to it. For those living in Antarctica through 2020, have your low ratings - I will hold onto my 8! 😎
The Recruit (2022)
Good stuff - get out of your head!
Like others, I'm surprised that I like this show as much as I do. I even binged the first season - I *never* do that. It was just so easy to keep watching!
I do have an issue, the dude looks like Brendan Fraser, and is using a ton of Tom Cruise mannerisms and deliveries (that head down, look up/left thing is common). This being a series with a spy/action theme, it's really obvious. Lol
The general overall feel is that one task/mission takes a couple of episodes, and the writers have done well to interject sub-tasks and situations along the way. The acting is good, and there are "different" personalities in the main's path to work stories with.
They hint at the main keeping his bumbling but also growing into the seriousness of the role and what that side brings.
It'll be interesting - I look forward to seeing more and more!
The Happytime Murders (2018)
Stop thinking "Muppets"!
It's a good, stoopid, silly, raunchy, random movie. The story only exists as a vehicle for the shock value of "omg! Muppets are fracking!". If this was a standard movie that was cast with hunky guys, a greasy detective and stacked blondes, you'd be laughing your arse off.
It's been said that this be looked at as Muppets being an alternate culture/genome... Sure, but I think it's better seen as another whole. There *are* funny "but it's a Muppet!" moments, but that's the core of any bad guy/good guy movie.
There are good gags too, good lines, and dern good character development!
Good stuff. Take it simply as it presents.
Sadie (2016)
It's actually watchable...
Yeup, it could use a writer - buuuut. It's possible that enough got left on the editing room floor to make it what you see.
I gave this a "7", and I meant it. I've _lived_ this movie. Sex addict(s), sex clubs, Extacy laden threesomes open sex parties... I've been on both sides (participant and sitter) many times.
It's fun - but it comes at the price of living on the edge of a really *bad* experience. And, I think that this movie shows that - *If* you've lived it. The problem with the movie (as shown) is that it doesn't *explain* what and why. I'll admit to filling in spaces that someone dropped on the floor. If I wouldn't have, then yes, the movie is a 2.
7 if you "know", 2 if you don't.