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Cosmic Sin (2021)
1/10
What on earth!?
19 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I have to ask, has Bruce Willis sold his soul? Is he that desperate for roles / cash that he has to stoop this low? I rarely switch off movies half way through but this was one of those times. Beyond awful would be an understatement! The script, effects, acting and editing were just terrible. Set 500 years into the future, it seems we still drive around in pickup trucks, have exactly the same weaponry and pitch tents on alien planets! We also have absolutely zero containment procedures in place for returning space explorers, who have OBVIOUSLY been contaminated with some kind of extraterrestrial virus (haven't we learned anything from Covid-19?) and just stick them in the shower room. The list goes on but after 45 minutes, I couldn't stand it anymore. How this trash was even funded is beyond anyone with half a brain cell. Please. No more Bruce, this is so far from your glory days, you might as well be on that distant planet.
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3/10
I'd rather be eaten by a zombie!
3 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Big fan of the franchise but this is just plain awful! The teens must be the dumbest bunch on TV with actions that aren't just questionable, they're completely stupid. The only redeeming character is Hope who least brings a bit of drama to the show. Her sister 'Hopeless' wouldn't last an hour in a zombie apocalypse, neither would the other useless bunch. I also find it ridiculous that a seemingly small group of soldiers managed to wipe out 10,000 people on a campus - wtf? Maybe it was just too expensive to film there, who knows! The ONLY reason I'm still (painfully) watching this is to see how it crosses over, however it's probably better if they all get eaten and this trash is cancelled as an embarrassment to the franchise.
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Vegas Skyline (2012)
1/10
In awe of how bad this is.
25 December 2019
I just happened to open this movie as it was on the free PLEX list. Literally watched the first 15 minutes and decided not to waste my life consuming this utter trash. A group of 10 year olds could probably come up with something more entertaining. How on earth does rubbish like this get financed?

Steer clear and enjoy your life watching plants grow instead.
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1/10
You'll have more fun gorging your eyes out with a hot knife!
25 June 2013
This movie has a lower IMDb rating that 'The Hottie & the Nottie' starring the awful Paris Hilton. Need I say more!? OK, the entire movie looks like it was shot by a ten year old who has stolen his father's camcorder. The 'effects' (if you can call them that) were done by someone who has only just began learning the very basics of After Effects and the script was written by a complete moron! How these so-called 'movies' ever get the money to be produced is completely beyond any reasonable comprehension. When you hear about very talented filmmakers and struggling directors desperately trying to make their way in the business, then seeing utter junk like this, you wonder what kind of twisted logic exists in the movie industry.

Avoid, at ALL costs. Do NOT pay to watch this movie. In fact, don't even bother wasting your bandwidth to download a pirated version.

Seriously bad!
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Glee (2009–2015)
1/10
Glee. The obliteration of culture.
31 August 2011
Please help me out here because I'm completely bemused and dumbfounded. How the hell has this show won 'awards'? What on earth has happened to artistic culture when such a pile of turd is watched and adored by so many people that it wins an award? Has 'cheesy, awful singing' suddenly become art nouveau? Have 'terrible wooden acting' and 'vomit-inducing story lines' become the forefront of our viewing consumption? Let's face it, this show is total rubbish! Watched by confused, hormonal teens and adults who have no clue about real music, it decimates songs without mercy and pushes intellect to the gutter. Now we have The Glee Project, which not only further insults the integrity of true musicians, but also allows the brats who love this nonsense to be embroiled into it's web of repulsive so-called entertainment. Don't be sucked into this money making vortex of cultural destruction, it will only serve to let the producers deliver even more of this abominable trash into our living rooms.
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1/10
Avoid at all costs!
19 August 2011
This is my first review on IMDb as I felt this has to be said: This mindless drivel should be banned, yes BANNED from ever being broadcast. How this egoistical, train-wreck of a show gets funded and passed for viewing is beyond every law of comprehension. I would seriously have more joy in watching a gray concrete wall being corroded by the rain than ever watching a single second of anything to do with Paris Hilton. Talentless beyond belief, she exudes the most pathetic character ever witnessed and those attempting to be her so-called 'BFF' make you awe in wonder at the level of intelligence on offer, which I would say like the show itself, is lower than the excretory product evacuated from the bowels of a common hog.
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