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Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
How is this no longer the worst movie ever made?!
I have seen this film several times, and after the first or second time even Joel and the Bots can't save this one.
After having used this film almost as an instrument of torture, and as such having endured it several times, I feel capable of going through the SAS selection course or the Royal Navy's Perisher course.
If I can get through this movie without gouging out me eyes and poking out my eardrums, then I can do just about anything. Screw kryptonite, let's see old' Superman put up with this movie.
This film looks like a home movie at Ozzy Osbourne's house and sounds like it was dubbed by the same 3 people using a public restroom as a recording studio.
Laserblast (1978)
Are you ready for some football?!!!!!
What kind of ending is that? The aliens just show up out of nowhere at the end of the film and blast him like it ain't no thing.
And they forget to take the damn gun away so they'll have to make yet another trip to Earth...lame! Leonard Maltin gave this movie 2.5 / 4...did he even see this movie?
This movie could not have been watchable without my good buddies Servo and Crow, who in their right mind decided this should be made?
Adding Roddy McDowell was only adding to the sheer fromage factor this movie generates. Might as well have had him in the ape costume for all the good his partt did.
I have only 1 question for you...Are ya ready for some football?!