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Cinderela Pop (2019)
10/10 recommend
This movie was the weirdest movie I have ever seen. The translation from Spanish to English was way to literal and the dubbing was weird. If you are bored and want to laugh watch this movie on Netflix.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
I have no idea what's going on.
Why does Percy start at camp half blood? Why is Chiron still at camp? Why is Clarisse kicking his butt at everything? This movie makes no complete sense. Why did Tyson just show up at camp? Tyson is not like a little kid. He acts like an average teenager. The bulls show up while they are eating. The animation in this movie is really fake looking. Why is Luke back from the dead. He has a weird thingy that lets him travel places magically. Chiron can make an antidote for the poison in Thalia's tree. Annabeth has a tablet. Grover does not go on the quest for pan. Percy consults the Oracle, like in the first book and she tells him the the prophecy that he is not supposed to know. The Oracle is an anamotronic or really badly animated. Mr. D tells the. Where the fleece is. Tatalus is not there at all. Mr. D chooses a random satyr to go with Clarisse to get the fleece. Hermès does not tell them to go and give them stuff. Tyson wears sunglasses. Annabeth has mist in a bottle. Annabeth summons the gray sisters to get to Florida. They get dropped off in Washington. They get attacked in Washington by more demigods that have magic transport things and take Grover cause you can't find the the fleece without a satyr. He does give them the their gifts though, but one of them is a tape gun. They find the princess andromeda (which is a yacht) in Washington. They get captured by luke. Percy controls the water and gets them out of the boat. They use the magic tape gun. Percy can surf on waves. Annabeth tells Percy about why she doesn't like cyclops' while escaping the princess andromeda and don't end up in Florida. They go passed Charybdis before meeting Clarisse and their is no Scylla. They also end up in the stomach of Charybdis. They meet Clarisse in the stomach of Charybdis. They escape by shooting a whole in Charybdis' gut with a Cannon on the CSS Birmingham. Percy can see map lines on the water. They find Circe on the CSS Birmingham and Polyphemus lives under the island. Circe is also out of business. They ride on a roller coaster to get to Polyphemus. His island is not a paradise at all. Grover dresses like a chamber maid not his bride. Polyphemus is way to smart. He also has no sheep. He ate them all. No one pretends to be nobody. They trap Polyphemus in his cave and Luke shows up in the sea of monsters. Luke tries to shoot Percy with an arrow, Tyson blocks it and gets shot. They get captured by Luke again in circeland. Luke puts the fleece on Kronos' sarcophagus. They fight off Luke's demigods and Tyson comes back to fight them off too. Kronos reforms and eats Luke. Riptide helps him kill off parts of Kronos. Riptide was given to him by posiden who apparently killed Kronos originally. They kill Kronos. Luke also gets eaten by Polyphemus. Annabeth gets stabbed in the stomach. They use the fleece to heal her. Clarisse brings the fleece back to camp. Thalia does come back and Kronos is not gone for good. This was better than the first one but still terrible.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Read this review if you have read the book
This movie is absolutely terrible. Not at all related to the book. Annabeth has brown hair and blue eyes, and at first acts like Clarisse toward him, and is not on his team for capture the flag. The beginning is way to fast, Percy does not go to bording school, he goes home everyday and actually stands up to Gabe. Grover has crutches and the animation for his satyr legs is terrible. Luke does not have a scar and shows his hatred for the gods early on. The way they end up in the underworld is by following a map that leads them to the pearls water spirit was supposed to give them to escape. They do not get a prophecy to go on the quest they just leave. There is no aunty em. They do not blow up the greyhound bus. Percy knows he is a son of Poseidon before the capture the flag. Clarisse is not even in the movie. Grover is not Grover. Percy carries an iPod. None of the campers wear camp t shirts. Grover can drive a car. For whatever reason they go to Nashville Tennessee. The stay at a motel in Nashville Tennessee. Hades offers his mother in return for the BOLT NOT is invisibility cap. Annabeth does not have an invisibility cap. Percy did not kill the fury. There is no mist. They do not send Medusa's head to Olympus. The gods are not allowed to contact their children. Annabeth has never met harry mother. Annabeth does not have a knife. She has mini dart shooting crossbow. Annabeth has computer and FaceTimes Luke. Percy actually wears the flying shoes for like and they are not activated by a magic word. They fight the hydra in Nashville Tennessee. Percy has a sheild wristwatch. Percy is rude not sassy. Annabeth uses a bow and arrow. They have money to buy their own dinner at the diner. They never meet ares at the diner. There is no water land water park. Percy can drive a car at twelve years old. They eat magical flowers that make them stay at the lotus casino. Grover is a ladies man and Percy gambles. They go to a spa. Percy has a magical voice that speaks to him. The workers at the lotus casino are trying to contain them and won't let the leave. They steal a car from the lotus casino. They do not go to the St. Louis arch. The entrance to hades is on the Hollywood sign. There is no crusty. Charon is a creepy guy in a robe. The underworld is obviously fake. The river styx floats in the sky. There is no Cerberus. They go automatically to hades. Persephone greets them and flirts with Grover. Hades looks like he got barfed out of the 80s and has a red guitar. Hades wants to take over Olympus and wants the bolt. His mother is not unconscious in her coma thing and the lighting bolt is inside Percy's sheild. Luke put the bolt in the sheild. Hades tries to feed them to souls for the fields of torment and hellhounds. Persephone lets them go. Hey leave Grover in the underworld. Hey transport themselves to Olympus. Luke wears his flying shoes and tries to stop them from giving it to Zeus. Luke wanted the bolt to go to hades to start a war, not Kronos. Luke uses the bolt against them. Percy and Luke fly through buildings. Percy can create tridents out of water. Percy killed Luke. Posiden is not wearing a burmuda short and Hawaiian shirt. There IS NO MR. D. There is no half blood hill. There is no Thalia. Zeus brings back Grover. Chiron carries a staff around. Annabeth does not go home to her dad.
I wish I could give this movie no stars. Not even people who haven't read the book should like this movie. Worst movie ever. Wish they would make one that actually followed book. If I could talk to the producers it would not be pretty. Wish they had done better. It is in your better interest to ever watch this movie.