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Ursinho da Pesada (2008)
They're Ripping Off Kung Fu Panda...
My brother said that we should watch this movie tonight instead of The Little Mermaid, that brother now has a broken arm...
Jump Force (2019)
Manga Forever!
I truly am a big anime manga fan considering some of my favorite anime characters are from manga, I mean come on! It has Yugi Naruto Goku, what more could you want?
Home (2015)
SO INCREDIBLY SACCHARINE!
There have been a lot of Dreamworks movies that have taken risks, and failed respectively, but what if I told you that there was a Dreamworks movie that took no risks? Like none! Honestly, it's such a safe happy meal of a movie that it would only be entertaining to kids under the age of 4, this is NOT a family friendly movie, it's a TODDLER safe film that anyone over the age of 4 will be smothered to death with indealic cotton candy play doh for 90 minutes, at no point in the movie will you feel tension, fear, or any emotion within you other than a: huh. There's no risk! No one ever feels in any sort of danger or anything! That sly mature dialogue that we've seen and heard in Dreamworks movies is just, GONE! I mean, I respect a movie that tries something new and fails a lot more then a movie that tries nothing at all. I cannot think of anything else there is literally no reason to see this movie.
Cars 3 (2017)
Hey can we make a good Cars movie? FINE, ONE
It's good, that's it...it's still boring as sin and still wants you to buy there merch but hey...it's a film...
A Bug's Life (1998)
Crushingly Boring
Bugs Life! Buuuugs Life! It's about bugs...yup!
I mean don't get me wrong it's not HORRIBLE, it's just not really noteworthy?
Cars (2006)
Almost at the level of a Sony movie
...Cars. No likeable characters. Cars. Why are they cars? How does them being cars serve as the story? What are the car rules? Oh, they locked themselves because they were scared? What are they locking? Can cars open each other and steal things? What do they steal? Do they steal...organs? Do they HAVE organs?! WHY ARE THESE BUGS CARS?! Are cars born? Do cars come from a factory? Do they mate? This franchise implies they mate. What does a pregnant car look like? Is it an egg sac sort of situation? These are the questions that came up when I watched Cars. I have no answers...Cars has no answers...
Yu-Gi-Oh! (2000)
All The Things That A Monster Anime Should Be
I originally started watching this after my younger brother, Jimmy, found it on amazon when we were moving into our new house, and we both loved it! Unlike shows like sailor moon (no offense to anyone that likes sailor moon, I ain't judging) all of the characters bleed emotion and individuality, and have very endearing back stories and Yugi is such a frikin sweetheart, (who I actually had an anime crush on and still do) I just love his story, basically the story's about Yugi Muto, a high schooler in japan who is 16 and plays this game called Duel Monsters, and then his grandfather gives him this puzzle and he becomes the host for this ancient Egyptian pharaoh spirit named Atem. A lot of people often think and say that it's just a commercial which is not true, it is an amazing monster anime series that is definitely worth the watch!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002)
Completely DISGRACES The Entire First Movie
UGH This movie is SHUDDERINGLY bad! Welcome to the most corny stupid and hopeless sequels in Disney history! Take that gothic dark climax in the original movie, and turn it into a hokey corny stupid love story sequel that absolutely NOBODY asked for. All of that complexity darkness and drama is just gone! And the SCRIPT: "I love Esmeralda!" Phoebus. This is a really CORNY and STUPID script! Oh, by the way, do you remember Frollo? A villain so dark and cruel and horrible that he was only surpassed by Satan himself? Welp, they replaced him with this: I could kiss me, but I'd fall in love! -New Villian. This PANSY, THING that we're given here is just, SAD! I mean his voice actor of course was ok and he was clearly trying his very best, but nothing can save a role that's this STUPID! And the worst part is that all of these gorgeous voices are having to do this! Frollo commited gonecide and the burning of cities and an innocent "gypsy" woman all in the name of his lust and god, THIS guy? He tries to steal a BELL! OH NO! And THIS frikin animation! Sometimes the animator would get SO lazy, that they didn't even bother lip syncing some of the characters! I consider this movie to be one of the worst Disney sequels of all time!
Bibleman: The Animated Adventures (2016)
Cheesiest Show I have EVER Heard of
Welcome to the animated adventures of...BIBLEMAN...yay? ok for starters this show is like the cringe factor of DORBEES and its sooooooo FRICKEN cheesy. Our "hero" BIBLEMAN is going to save your children from The Master of Maybe! OH GOD. I've gotta be honest I have never wanted the villains to win so badly in a cartoon before. honestly for all the cringy religious cartoons in the world this one takes the cake! I was literally slamming my head against the wall when my Dad made me watch this with my brother and our "hero" BIBLEMAN is joined by BIBLETEAM I would rather watch flipping CAILOU instead of this DO NOT make your kids watch this! Make them watch DORBEES if you have too!