This is sort of a strange movie. It's got an ensemble cast and doesn't make it entirely clear if there's a protagonist and who exactly it will be. But I tell you, once the protagonist emerges this movie gets awesome really quick. If the first couple of acts could just be a bit less annoying, this movie would be awesome.
Basically, the beginning of this is sort of formula. There's a lot of "oh, those pesky kids" as they're trying to kill their parents. Then finally, at some point, the parents figure out: "Hey, maybe not everyone's kids keep trying to stab them with knives." But the moral of the story is, most of the movie is spent with the adults being impossibly dense or incredibly useless in the face of any challenge.
For example, when the first person is seriously injured- nobody seems to call an ambulance. Really? Seriously? That guy looks pretty hurt, maybe you should call somebody? Or drive him to a hospital? Nawwww. That would be too intelligent. Better just all run around trying to corral those pesky kids. Now repeat this level of stupidity about a hundred times. The worst offense occurs when someone is trying to get out of a room and spends forever trying to bash the door open rather than finding a more intelligent way to leave the room (it had natural light, hence had a window, hence BREAK THE WINDOW YOU DUMMY).
But I tell you, when people finally start trying to be useful it is pretty awesome. I'm not going to spoil anything here, but I will say that the last 1/3 of the movie from the "stuck in a room" scene" has some unexpected and awesome twists. Basically, 5 of the stars I am awarding is just for the final act. I think this movie might work best if you just start it somewhere in the middle. You'll still get the general idea of things, but won't have to sit through quite as much repetitive situations before you start seeing where stuff gets interesting.
Basically, the beginning of this is sort of formula. There's a lot of "oh, those pesky kids" as they're trying to kill their parents. Then finally, at some point, the parents figure out: "Hey, maybe not everyone's kids keep trying to stab them with knives." But the moral of the story is, most of the movie is spent with the adults being impossibly dense or incredibly useless in the face of any challenge.
For example, when the first person is seriously injured- nobody seems to call an ambulance. Really? Seriously? That guy looks pretty hurt, maybe you should call somebody? Or drive him to a hospital? Nawwww. That would be too intelligent. Better just all run around trying to corral those pesky kids. Now repeat this level of stupidity about a hundred times. The worst offense occurs when someone is trying to get out of a room and spends forever trying to bash the door open rather than finding a more intelligent way to leave the room (it had natural light, hence had a window, hence BREAK THE WINDOW YOU DUMMY).
But I tell you, when people finally start trying to be useful it is pretty awesome. I'm not going to spoil anything here, but I will say that the last 1/3 of the movie from the "stuck in a room" scene" has some unexpected and awesome twists. Basically, 5 of the stars I am awarding is just for the final act. I think this movie might work best if you just start it somewhere in the middle. You'll still get the general idea of things, but won't have to sit through quite as much repetitive situations before you start seeing where stuff gets interesting.
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