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Relic (2020)
Shedding skin
It's like peeling a rotten orange packed with black mold that Eventually relieves youb. . With dark love.
Polar (2019)
Hot ass blood
If you're in the mood for quirky, comedic violence than this is a must watch movie for you. It's super refreshing to see homicidal maniacs murder in a more fun loving way. Strong acting by Mads Mikkelsen easily makes this film ultra freaking cool. And let's not forget the tasty Vanessa Hudgens. Great job.
Body of Lies (2008)
Rolling skulls of titanic.
Ridley Scott is a genius. I'm captivated and mesmerized by all his creations. I like this movie alot it definitely keeps you interested all the way through but I really really thought and was hoping Mr. Titanic's skull was going to, ahem, but still a great film.
Three Night Stand (2013)
I'm cold and my dink smells of cheese
The movie is cheesy. I watched it while listening to HoUsE records. But whose super secretly, madly in love with Meaghan Rath ? THIS GUY !!! Her hotness made me sorta kinda like but not really watch this movie.. so ya, this movie is great to play while you fold laundry or prep dinner. Meaghan so hot.
Shame (2011)
Shame... I'm so hard right now.
🌹 I love the dark undertone of this film. It's a very adult movie with some hard hitting subjects but it's told wonderfully. Makes you miss the dark secret underworld of society that lurks after-hours.. Ugh major family issues though . . Michael Fassbender is wyked as usual. Anyways... It's dark, it's gloomy, it's sexy, it's depressed nature makes you want to sneak out and look for trouble. . If you're interested pls call me at # 769 564 just kidding.... 🤔, 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Downward Twin (2018)
Chubb love..
Movie feels like an after school special and way too PG for my liking. The twins are gorgeous though so it keeps you watching. A few topless scenes would've brought my rating up to a 5/10.
Wrecked (2010)
Eat the dead dude... God
I kinda like this movie. I personally would've done a few things differently to survive but still a pretty rad idea for a film. Adrien Brody did a great job playing this role, totally believable. . Bury tha cash Holmes !!!! And that's all I'm going to say about it.. 👍
Awakening the Zodiac (2017)
Unrealistic...
This movie is like background noise. I literally took a huge dump, came back and missed nothing. In fact i began writing this review while the movie was wrapping up so i kinda sorta missed the ending which is supposed to be thd best part. Nope.. lucky that blonde is cute. . Anyways the Zodiac in the end is nothing worth waiting for... lame sauce dude
American Heist (2014)
Lame..
Decent acting but definitely not realistic at all. The best part was when Brody ans Anakin skywalker get all mooshy and have a heart 2 heart meanwhile 1000 cops gather outside to kill them, sure take your time. . Listen if you want to watch a legit bank robbery film watch "Heat" and that's all you ever need. This one lacks luster... its decent at best..
Apocalypto (2006)
Lots of blood... and i like it.
This is a genius film from controversial man Mel Gibson but no way should his reputation mislead you. This movie is amazing from start to finish. Tons of heart mixed with extreme graphic death and sacrifice..literally. Gibson knows whats up.. watch it people!! 🖤
Queen of the South (2016)
It's graphic... enough
Considering all the competition between all the cartel shows out there this one definitely holds its own. It has an intriguing storyline, good acting and it's graphic, lots of blood when needed, could be more graphic for my taste but it's graphic enough, I'm excited to see where the second season takes us... viva los latinos.