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Black and Blue (I) (2019)
7/10
I like it
16 June 2022
I think the characters was pulled off well, Naomi Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Frank Grillo, it all blended well for me, and i felt entertained :)

Do i recommend this? Yes, it's an interesting good paced action movie, good plot, very well executed, a few funny twists, i would watch it again.

I'm not gonna list all my annoyances though, but i will list one, which just really bothered me... Tyrese Gibson's character, says that he needs help with the "Body Cam", basically saying he isn't a tech nerd, but when he comes to the police station, he types faster on a keyboard than someone who isn't a tech nerd :P

All in all, 7 / 10 stars from me, i recommend this movie, it's good entertainment :)
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Robin Hood (2018)
7/10
Some people must be of low brain power...
7 May 2022
@amazon-39490, you clearly haven't seen who trained the archers, the famous Danish archer Lars Andersen, try looking up their training videos!!!

The movie, a 7 / 10 from me, big fan of Jamie Foxx, but the whole Robin Hood thing, have been overdone by now, like WWII and Vietnam movies.
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Bones: The Lady on the List (2013)
Season 9, Episode 5
7/10
Dr Wells...
5 May 2022
Steals the episode, first when he asks about the "Date", and then when he is having a conversaion with the computer, hilarious :)

@Tyanneh, although your review is correct, you are nitpicking, and apparently have forgotten, this is a crime tv show, not a damn documentary!!!

In all movies and series, you will also see bottles of wine, whiskey etc, that doesn't even exist, so if you wanna walk in such small shoes, there is A LOT of details to be found in tv shows and movies, it's fiction, it's not meant to be 100% correct, if it was, it would probably take away the joy of watching such shows / movies ;)
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7/10
It is pretty good
19 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Good movie, but i'm tired of flaws, like several times, Miss Everdeen, runs out or low on arrows, and then all of the sudden they're back, doesn't make any sense at all.

Besides that, it was a decent follow up, definitely worth the watch.

7 / 10*
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The Secrets We Keep (I) (2020)
7/10
Pretty good
17 April 2022
Solid performances all around, a very emotional movie, which builds up nicely from the very beginning :)

The only thing i disliked about it, is neighbors can hear someone screaming "HELP", but they can't hear someone unloading a 6-shooter?! That was a huge fail for me, but everything else was solid!

7 / 10*

Highly recommend.
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7/10
Very entertaining!!!
28 March 2022
I will change this review later on, but i just couldn't help writing this, as it annoys me...

Wee-Man, gets the question, as to which instrumental family the piano falls into, and he does say strings, so he is right, as it is both known as that AND percussion :P

"On a piano, those vibrations are initiated by hammers hitting the strings rather than by plucking or by moving a bow across them. So, the piano also falls into the realm of percussion instruments. As a result, today the piano is generally considered to be both a stringed and a percussion instrument."

Fair should be fair, so, Johnny Knoxville, should get a huge blow to his sack by, Wee-Man, if you ask me, because he got cheated out of a true answer :P.
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5/10
Nice fighting scenes
27 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
It's a good movie, but i'm just making this review, well not a review, more of a comment, because i wonder who the hell was behind the scenes, because when you see the ending credits, you can't stop laughing, as it says "Cast (Alphabetical Order)" and it just goes in all directions :P

I recommend the movie though, it's pretty good for a martial arts movie, although there are some typicals with it, the romance, the guy feeling left out, but all in all, it's definitely worth a watch, and Michael Jai White is always cool, even though he has done a lot of awful movies :P.
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Last Shift (I) (2014)
1/10
Seriously?!!?!??
22 March 2022
This is one of the worst movies i've watched in years, like absolutely a waste of time, bad acting, bad scenery, completely boring, save yourself the trouble and life waste, and watch a cartoon instead, this is absolutely dreadful, and the writer and producer, would make the world a favor by... Well it wouldn't be nice of me to finish that sentence, but unless you're braindead, you can imagine how that sentence should end ;)

How this movie have gotten such a high score, must be by junkies and potheads, cause anyone in their right mind, wouldn't consider this movie beyond 2 out of 10 stars!!!
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Saw II (2005)
7/10
And the cure for cancer is
7 March 2022
Stop eating fake foods, simple as that, it's a Yeast, it feeds on Carbs, like all other types of Yeasts, stop feeding the issue, problem solved!!!

I love the build-up of this movie, in fact, in all the "Saw" movies, they have managed to keep them interesting, and before the release of "Saw 1" back in 2004, the only type of "Horror" movies, was like "Friday 13th" or "Freddy Kruger", but these movies in the "Saw" series, are done in a whole new style, so creative, the traps / challenges, are amazing and entertaining, and very well planned!!!

Definitely give them all a watch, all of them have kept me entertained, so i hope they will also do the same for you!!! :)
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The Thing (I) (2011)
5/10
It's okay, but...
20 February 2022
I am very annoyed, as a Dane, and being Ulrich Thompsen, as a Dane as well, is in the movie, yet they're talking about the base "Thule" under "Norwegian" flag, but the "Thule Base" is Danish... Come on...

The movie, well, i like it, not the worst, and definitely can't live up to John Carpenters original one from 1982, but it still entertained me, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, is just always charming, beautiful, but even with her in the picture, it just can't compare to the original, not even close...

Watch it with lower expectations, if you've watched the original, and if you haven't, watch this first, then watch the original, and be more amazed!!! ;)
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10/10
Will update later
6 February 2022
@cwbellor, what a nice and honest review!!! I haven't even reviewed the movie yet, but just wanted to praise you on your review, because that was just well written for a man ;)
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NCIS: Los Angeles: Liabilities (2018)
Season 9, Episode 15
8/10
And yes
18 January 2022
That is exactly how Keto works, except the fat security guard, thinks that allows him to eat burgers twice a day... NO!!! But yes, eat a lot of fat, 75% of your diet, 20% protein, and just 5% carbs, and you'll avoid all the known folk-diseases, which is merely conditions, from obesity, diabetes, asthma, arthritis, pcos, cancer, heart diseases, you name it!

Keto, LCHF, Paleo, GO GO GO!!!
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Escape Room (I) (2019)
9/10
Very nice!!!
15 January 2022
I like these types of movies, reminds me of the old "Cube" movies, interesting.

The only thing that ticked me off, was the ending, when, Ben, explains, he got a job, for Logan Square, Vegan Dog Food, yeah that's one way of killing dogs... They're Carnivores, not freakin' Vegetarians, nothing on the planet annoys me more than human Vegetarians i think, they're clueless...

"If a Vegan / Vegetarian, eats a Meat eating plant, will he or she then becomes less damn annoying?!"

Recommended watch, it's a nice ride of a movie, keeping you entertained from start to finish, not a dull moment!!! :)
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5/10
Seriously?
15 January 2022
Why is obesity still a mystery to people?! It was NEVER about Fat consumption, but Carbohydrates, as those will store as fat cells when not being burned off, as the liver can't do anything else with them!!!

Go Keto, LCHF, Paleo, quit the Carbs, and you're body turns into a fat burning machine, running on Ketones = You can drop 1 lbs a day just sitting down... It's simple science, we're simply not meant to thrive on Carbs, it is the one thing that is the reason for all known folk-diseases, and yes, that includes, cancer, diabetes, pcos, asthma, arthritis, heart disease, etc, i could spend hours of listing it, just quit the damn carbs, and your body will be fine, as remember, those are not diseases, merely conditions, it's your body warning you, but you AREN'T LISTENING!!!
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Contracts (2019)
10/10
I don't get all the hate?
28 December 2021
What do you want from a movie? Entertainment? Yes? This movie has some great action scenes, with moves you don't see in other movies, so i really don't understand all the negativity, sometimes people are just stupid i guess... Don't listen to the hate, be your own judge!!!
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Triangle (2009)
1/10
Boring
23 October 2021
I don't get the rating, it's pretty boring, i've watched it twice, and i was unimpressed both times...

To me, this is basically the same kind of stupid, as the tv show "Lost" was...

Would rate it minus if i could, but i guess it's a 1 / 10 from me!!!
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Wrecked (2010)
1/10
What did i get myself into?
26 August 2021
Yet another totally boring movie, i cannot see the point in making something like this, let alone, talked such a great star like Adrien Brody in on it... I guess he is in the need of money, like Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage etc, such a shame :(

I wish i could have rated this movie in minus, as i cannot stand such high ratings?!

Don't waste your time, you'll most likely be totally bored, i know i was :S.
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Monsters (2010)
1/10
New title required!?
1 July 2021
This should be called "Boredom" instead, absolutely pointless!

Acting seems stupid, certain explanations are left out, and it's just a waste of an hour and 30 minutes of your life!!!

Please don't watch, you'll be bored with the lack of "Monsters", the lack of any action, the lack of casualties, and the halfway stupid love story mixed into it, it is trying to go all over the place, but isn't getting it right in any direction, absolutely horrible!!!

1 / 10 if i could give it any lower, i would, it's such a pointless thing to watch, pollen numbers are more interesting, that's how sad this waste of production is...
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Destroyer (2018)
1/10
What the hell!?
1 June 2021
I don't get this movie at all, is this what we use Oscar talents for now!?

Absolutely boring, 1 hour and 53 minutes of a drunk Nicole Kidman, it lags in so many ways, even the storyline is weak, it has to be the worst undercover type of movie ever made!?

Don't know where the ratings came from, but people was probably more drunk or high than her, while watching it, that is the only possible explanation!!!

Please don't waste your time...

1 / 10 stars is being generous!
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Host (II) (2020)
1/10
WTF?!
23 April 2021
6.5 / 10 from 19K people?! What ever you people are smoking, please STOP!!!

The most pointless waste of time on this one, holy crap you gotta look a long time, to find anything this boring, uninspired, just awful, no wait, what is a worse word than awful?!

This is the problem, anyone with a camera and no talent, can make a movie these days, it's the main reason, so much horrible crap gets released :(

I can't give this more than 1 / 10, and that is me being generous right now!!!
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Morgan (2016)
5/10
Kate Mara...
23 April 2021
I'm typically not a fan of, Kate Mara, but i thought she did really well in this, especially the fighting scenes, she has clearly had some training on that, and she just doesn't come across as that type for me, but again, she did a very good job!

Overall, the movie is a bit weird for me, and also not the type of movie, that will get a love from me, but it did have it's moments, where i found it a bit entertaining / interesting, but that is as far as i will go.

It's a 5 / 10 for me, mostly based on, Kate Mara, in the fighting scenes, and that she was really keeping up the uptight-face-look, throughout the whole movie, and the whole ending was a nice surprise.

P. S @ramascreen, i don't know what you're on, but comparing this movie to "Cube" and "Event Horizon", have you even watched those?! They have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with this movie, not even within a 1% range, gez!!!
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Bones: The Source in the Sludge (2014)
Season 9, Episode 16
8/10
Stupidity should be a sin...
26 June 2020
Just had to write this, about the user: beltezam1939, who bashed pronounciation in this episode, and the lack of facts about Afghanistan, and yet he clearly have no clue himself!!!

Pashto NOT Pushtoo (What the h...?) 40 different dialects, it's pronounced differently all over, so get off your high horse already!

This episode was rather interesting, i like how in newer seasons, they've made, Booth seem more vulnerable, more emotional, compared to his usual portrayed "Hard type".

Definitely recommend this episode, and all other episodes as well of course, it's a great show! :)
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The Baker (2007)
1/10
What?!
24 May 2020
This movie, is beyond my understanding, as in, you really good look a long time, to find a movie as horrible this one :( How it scored a 6.4 / 10, is really weird...

I love Damien Lewis, i love Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, but this is really awful, you the only times i laughed during the movie, was when realizing how depressing this movie is too watch.

The only real laughter i had in it, was the beginning, with the guy at the toilet, that was rather funny, and i expected the movie to be like that throughout, but boy was i sadly wrong :(

Please don't waste your time, even the most boring movie you can think of, is probably more entertaining than this one!

1/10 (Being generous)
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1/10
What?!
12 May 2020
How did this movie, score 6.8 at the time of this review, when it is the most pointless thing you could ever watch?! The animations are even bad, there is no real point in the movie, what an absolute waste, of what could have been a good story, but really isn't...

Instead of this, watch "Togo", "Snow Dogs" or "Eight Below", for a better experience, but "Eight Below" might not be for all, with the sci-fi part to it...

I hate it 1 / 10, only because i can't give it a minus... Harrison Ford, what are you doing?!
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Breaking In (2018)
4/10
Nothing new...
31 January 2020
I was really hoping for a good movie, but it was the typical home invasion type of movie, and as always, the intruders were not the brightest.

I wouldn't say it's a terrible movie, as there are some good moments to it, but sadly also a lot of bad.

One thing i noticed the most about it, is, Ajiona Alexus (Jasmine), almost the only line she had through out the movie (Which was a lot, i totally lost count) was how many times she kept saying "Mom", i've never seen anything so simple before, and boring at the same time...

Sadly i think it could have been a good movie, it was just a very predictable experience, and i've seen so many of these home invasion movies, and this one was just like 99% of the others!

I couldn't give myself to give it a 5 / 10 stars, but i was mildly entertained at points.

Would i recommend it? Well that sure depends on your taste, doesn't it? If you like most other home invasion movies, with a house that has a crazy security system, total surveillance, hidden safe, then yeah, go for it, then i'm sure you will like this one too... But, if you've already seen a ton of such movies, then this one will probably not be anythiing that will give you any surprises.
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