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The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Can't believe those burger prices.
Vin Diesel does a good job in this and love those signature black boots. I loved the Toyotas, the 5th generation honda civic,
Jesse's jetta that he loses like a fool, Dominic's dad's 1970 Daodge Charger RT WITH THE SCOOPED HOOD AND THE HIGH EXHAUST
that his dad died in and he screamed. I even loved the modified Mitsubishi Eclipse and the Chevelle at the end in Baja California (Do not miss it).
Jumper (2008)
I thought this movie may be about Third Eye Blind
1/10 not enough jump scares and also I could have sworn this movie was looper? Like seriously was it not the same? It's embarrassing, but after that I also thought this movie may be about Third Eye Blind
What would you do if you could jump any where in the world? What kind of sandwiches would you eat on top of the sphinx? If its an italian maybe I could forgive you, but if its not I think I agree that only god should be able to jump. If I was really David (the main jumper) I don't think I would've been caught because I've got ice in my veins and I
and I am built different
Crank: High Voltage (2009)
A Response to "Response to "Totally Waste of Time" by Marco" by joseph-jenkins284
I can't believe how many people rated this a 7. I believe the perfect age group for this movie is under 18, I agree with Marco's original comment.
Next (2007)
You can like it if you want.
I was going to go see it, but I've already seen it.
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Oozaru? More like snoozaru. I'm sleep.
I was really tired when I watched this movie, and lost the plot, but that doesn't matter because everyone on this website is leaving bad reviews anyway. I wish Texas Battle would have lived up to his roles in Sexy Urban Legends, and Richard Blake should have had more screen time. I would give it a zero, but I'm giving it a 1 because the dragon balls look cool.
Strange Wilderness (2008)
This movie lays some serious pipe.
This movie railed out my brain good. I wasn't even prepared for that. It was a dark, rainy night and my partner and I decided to put on a movie, just to relax. I really ended up focusing on the movie, and not my partner. Imagine this movie in 3D, seeing those balls in 3D. Steve Zahn could have been better.
Grandma's Boy (2006)
My Grandma's Friend Was My First Time
First of all, where are JP's parents? Alex was the "main character", but i really saw myself in Jeff. The way he was always the funniest but nobody recognizes it. I'll do ANYTHING to bring back the Nick Swardson's show. It is what it is. It took me 89 minutes to realize that this wasn't a camera crew following me around for a week.
Jason X (2001)
So no head?
Overall pretty good. The future painted in this movie feels realistic, e.g. hockey being banned, the earth being polluted, and ground beef everywhere. And obviously, I loved all the kills. No spoilers, unless you count spoiled meat.
Smokin' Aces (2006)
Pretty good movie, sometimes unrealistic
There's a scene in the movie where Aces gets mad at his friend Hugo for cumming on his jacket. He's so upset and yells about how it'll never come out. Here's how he could've gotten it out.
Level 1: Soak in cold water for an hour and rub it. It will loosen the stain on the fabric. Then agitate with detergent soap /liquid on that area, rinse with cold water and dry in shadow. Level 2: If the above step fails, Rub the stained area with dishwasher soap and wash thoroughly with cold water.
Lady in the Water (2006)
A Pool Killed Mr. Heep's Family
This movie is an imaginative take on storytelling and gives an interesting perspective on individual purposes.
However, it's also commentary about the danger of pools. Mr. Heeb trips near the pool and falls in. That's big danger.
Also, he gets trapped in a pool? By a big wall in there? This part was unclear.
But pools aren't all bad, for example:
You can have your uncle throw a pigskin and you sprint into the water to catch it and it's really cool. Sometimes your annoying ass cousins run in and try to catch it instead. They'll never catch it though because they don't have the athleticism.
Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003)
Reality vs. Perception
Please watch in 3D. It's basically Ready Player One but better. Crazy how the effects department made Meghan Trainor's husband look so much like a kid. Can't wait for Spy Kids 4D, I'd love for Jeremy Piven to spit on me and feel it in 4D. I can imagine. Thank You.
The Blair Thumb (2002)
Two thumbs up.
Two thumbs up, more if I had 'em. Toes as well if those count.
Monkeybone (2001)
All aboard!
A boy's fever dream, a cult classic, Brendan Fraser's undoing. I heard this movie is the reason we have Adult Swim now, isn't that wack? Even though this movie had a "loose caboose" i applaud what they were trying to do. Currently what's been going on this whole time is that you all sound like robots to me. Henry Selick's bold comedy attempt falls flat on its face, maybe you should ask your brother Tom for some tips. Sorry this review got off the rails, I'm just preparing you for watching Monkeybone. Don't sleep on the deleted scenes.
Employee of the Month (2006)
Hell yeah cheers from CostCo.
Cost Co employee here. Now I've never worked at a "super club", but this just seems unrealistic. Scanning the dog food from over like 30 feet away? I don't think so. At best, maybe a few feet haha. That's one of my only gripes with the film. It took me out the whole film.