#IWANNALICKTHATLOLLIPOP
When news reporter Candi Kuntz got up that morning she hit snooze when her alarm went off at 6 AM instead of doing laundry which is why she went to work commando, never dreaming she'd have to bail out of a burning copter giving everybody down below a great shot of her vag tat, a lollipop with the words "Lick Me" inked around the stick. Too bad for Candi she's newly engaged to a Republican State Senator hosting a fundraiser for Trump that night.