The worst theme songs (to me).

by TheReviewerPerson | created - 23 Apr 2018 | updated - 25 Dec 2019 | Public

TV theme openers that I despise.

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1. Little Einsteins (2005–2010)

TV-G | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Four friends go on missions with their ever changing rocket ship. Every mission includes a classic song and a painting.

Stars: Aiden Pompey, Jesse Schwartz, Natalia Wojcik, Erica Huang

Votes: 2,462

2. Caillou (1997–2018)

TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Drama

An imaginative four-year-old boy learns life lessons and discovers new things with his friends and family.

Stars: Evan Smirnow, Ellen David, Daniel Brochu, Jennifer Seguin

Votes: 3,788

3. The Loud House (2014– )

TV-Y7 | 22 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

Lincoln Loud is an eleven-year-old boy who lives with ten sisters. With the help of his right-hand man Clyde, Lincoln finds new ways to survive in such a large family every day.

Stars: Grey Griffin, Lara Jill Miller, Jessica DiCicco, Brian Stepanek

Votes: 8,280

4. Thomas & Friends (1984–2021)

TV-Y | 11 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

This series follows the adventures of Thomas the Tank Engine and all of his engine friends on the Island of Sodor.

Stars: Michael Angelis, Keith Wickham, Michael Brandon, Kerry Shale

Votes: 6,442

The original is good when it comes to mashups, but mediocre on its own. The other two, I can’t stand.

5. Ellen's Acres (2007– )

TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Family

The series features a very imaginative five-year-old girl named Ellen who has adventures in a hotel her parents own approximately 40 mi (64 km) from Tonopah, Nevada named the Emerald Acres.

Stars: Emily Currao, Carrie Keranen, Marc Thompson, Shannon Conley

Votes: 18

6. Total Drama (2007–2014)

TV-PG | 22 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

Animated satire of survivor reality shows featuring random teenage archetypes vying for the final prize by any means necessary.

Stars: Christian Potenza, Clé Bennett, Rachel Wilson, Scott McCord

Votes: 14,210

It’s even worse in seasons 5-6, as they are centered on the worst part of the song.

7. We Bare Bears (2014–2019)

TV-PG | 30 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

Three bear brothers do whatever they can to be a part of human society by doing what everyone around them does.

Stars: Eric Edelstein, Demetri Martin, Bobby Moynihan, Keith Ferguson

Votes: 18,865

8. The Mighty B! (2008–2011)

TV-Y7 | 24 min | Animation, Short, Comedy

Overachieving Honeybee scout, Bessie Higgenbottom, attempts to earn every last Bee Badge.

Stars: Amy Poehler, Dee Bradley Baker, Grey Griffin, Dannah Feinglass Phirman

Votes: 2,692

9. My Gym Partner's a Monkey (2005–2008)

TV-Y7 | 22 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

A clerical error sends 12-year-old Adam Lyon to a middle school for zoo animals, but his best friend, Jake the Monkey, is standing by him every step of the way to help him adjust.

Stars: Tom Kenny, Nika Futterman, Grey Griffin, Rick Gomez

Votes: 7,116

10. Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2012–2019)

TV-Y7 | 22 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

Star Butterfly arrives on Earth to live with the Diazes, a Mexican-American family. She continues to battle villains throughout the universe and high school, mainly to protect her extremely powerful wand, an object that still confuses her.

Stars: Eden Sher, Adam McArthur, Grey Griffin, Daron Nefcy

Votes: 18,559

11. Steven Universe (2013–2019)

TV-PG | 11 min | Animation, Short, Action

A team of intergalactic warriors fights to protect the Earth, but the combination of three highly trained beings and one quirky young boy leaves the team struggling to overcome the dangerous scenarios that are put in front of them.

Stars: Zach Callison, Deedee Magno, Michaela Dietz, Estelle

Votes: 39,680

12. Andi Mack (2017–2019)

TV-G | 25 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

A contemporary coming-of-age story about a girl who's trying to determine where she fits in. When her free-spirited older sister returns with a revelation that changes everything, it sends Andi on an uncharted course of self-discovery.

Stars: Peyton Elizabeth Lee, Joshua Rush, Sofia Wylie, Asher Angel

Votes: 2,571

13. Camp Lazlo! (2005–2008)

TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Bean Scout Lazlo, a fun-loving, free-spirited monkey, and his two bunkmates Raj and Clam, wreak havoc on a very structured summer camp.

Stars: Carlos Alazraqui, Tom Kenny, Jeff Bennett, Steve Little

Votes: 10,910

14. Welcome to the Wayne (2017–2019)

TV-Y7 | Animation, Short, Adventure

Three kids work together to uncover all the secrets within their massive, mysterious apartment complex.

Stars: Alanna Ubach, Billy Lopez, Dana Steingold, Marc Thompson

Votes: 532

15. My Life as a Teenage Robot (2002–2023)

TV-Y | 23 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

The escapades of a super-powered robot who happens to resemble a teenage girl that tries to balance high school and teen problems while trying to save the world from danger.

Stars: Janice Kawaye, Chad Doreck, Candi Milo, Audrey Wasilewski

Votes: 11,153

16. Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999–2008)

TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Family

The off-the-wall, day-to-day life of three friends who have exactly the same name.

Stars: Matt Hill, Sam Vincent, Tony Sampson, Erin Fitzgerald

Votes: 40,947

17. CatDog (1998–2005)

TV-Y | 23 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

The life and times of a cat and a dog with a unique twist: they're connected, literally. Adding to their dilemma is Cat's annoyance with Dog, mainly caused by Dog's stupidity and Cat's up-tight personality.

Stars: Jim Cummings, Tom Kenny, Carlos Alazraqui, Billy West

Votes: 25,054

18. Rocko's Modern Life (1993–1996)

TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Family

The wacky misadventures of an Australian wallaby and his friends as he finishes his transition to American life.

Stars: Carlos Alazraqui, Tom Kenny, Charlie Adler, Mr. Lawrence

Votes: 21,595

Seasons 2-4.

19. Bella and the Bulldogs (2015–2016)

TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family, Sport

Perky head cheerleader Bella's life in Texas takes an unexpected turn when she becomes the new quarterback for her school's football team, the Bulldogs.

Stars: Brec Bassinger, Coy Stewart, Jackie Radinsky, Buddy Keaton

Votes: 2,546

20. The Powerpuff Girls (2016–2023)

TV-Y7-FV | 60 min | Animation, Action, Comedy

Made from sugar, spice, everything nice and Chemical X by the Professor; Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup now use their superpowers and super cuteness to save the world (or at least Townsville) from evil villains and all things icky.

Stars: Amanda Leighton, Natalie Palamides, Kristen Li, Tom Kane

Votes: 5,349

21. As Told by Ginger (2000–2009)

TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Drama, Family

The TV cartoon follows a preteen girl named Ginger Foutley, along with two friends, as they try to fit in social life as well in school and try to avoid any embarrassments.

Stars: Melissa Disney, Jeannie Elias, Tress MacNeille, Aspen Vincent

Votes: 7,244

22. A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014)

TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

A musical prodigy gets into a gifted program called Advanced Natural Talents at the local high school.

Stars: China Anne McClain, Sierra McCormick, Jake Short, Stefanie Scott

Votes: 7,900

23. Jessie (2011–2015)

TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

A Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children.

Stars: Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar

Votes: 18,727

24. Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race (2015)

TV-PG | 22 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

Eighteen teams travel to 26 exotic locations worldwide to compete for one million dollars -- complete with a new host.

Stars: Terry McGurrin, Scott McCord, Stacey DePass, Julie Lemieux

Votes: 2,268

25. Girl Meets World (2014–2017)

TV-G | 23 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

More than a decade after Boy Meets World (1993), Cory and Topanga Matthews are married and have two children. Their daughter, Riley, faces life lessons through her family, friends, and school--where her father is her history teacher--as her parents did when they were younger.

Stars: Rowan Blanchard, Sabrina Carpenter, Ben Savage, Danielle Fishel

Votes: 16,157

26. The Casagrandes (2019–2022)

TV-Y7 | 22 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

Spin-off of "The Loud House (2014)" featuring Ronnie Anne Santiago, who moves to the big city with her mother and older brother Bobby and meets her extended Hispanic family.

Stars: Carlos Alazraqui, Izabella Alvarez, Alex Cazares, Ruben Garfias

Votes: 1,690

27. Ben 10 (2005–2008)

TV-Y7-FV | 30 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

The story of Ben Tennyson, a typical kid who becomes very atypical after he discovers the Omnitrix, a mysterious alien device with the power to transform the wearer into ten different alien species.

Stars: Tara Strong, Paul Eiding, Meagan Moore, Dee Bradley Baker

Votes: 27,705

28. Raven's Home (2017– )

TV-G | 22 min | Comedy, Family

Though Raven Baxter is psychic, she never guessed that she would be a single mother living in an apartment with her twins, Nia and Booker Baxter, and her best friend Chelsea and her son Levi.

Stars: Raven-Symoné, Issac Ryan Brown, Sky Katz, Anneliese van der Pol

Votes: 3,819

29. Bunsen Is a Beast (2017–2018)

TV-Y7 | 22 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

A beast named Bunsen, who is the first beast in his human school, and Mikey Monroe, his human friend, try to navigate through school life when a girl named Amanda wants Bunsen gone so that his kind will suffer from extinction.

Stars: Jeremy Rowley, Ben Giroux, Kari Wahlgren, Jeff Bennett

Votes: 786

30. Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2014–2024)

TV-Y7-FV | 11 min | Animation, Short, Action

An egotistical, heroic cat and his slacker badger partner get stuck in a valley where everything is cute, where they protect its citizens from any evil with an adorable bat.

Stars: Parker Simmons, Griffith Kimmins, Lika Leong, Debra Wilson

Votes: 1,068

31. The Casagrandes (2019–2022)

TV-Y7 | 22 min | Animation, Short, Adventure

Spin-off of "The Loud House (2014)" featuring Ronnie Anne Santiago, who moves to the big city with her mother and older brother Bobby and meets her extended Hispanic family.

Stars: Carlos Alazraqui, Izabella Alvarez, Alex Cazares, Ruben Garfias

Votes: 1,690



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