The Best MST3K Episodes
by cyclerrollie | created - 31 Mar 2014 | updated - 31 Mar 2014 | PublicIf you're a fan of MST3K, and want to see some great episodes, watch the ones that feature these movies
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1.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Master Ninja I
(1992)
Not Rated | 99 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The crew watch a ninja and a drifter save an airport from thugs in "Master Ninja I" while building a model muscle car and experimenting with their ninja skills.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 530
"Mmm...AX! MAX!
2.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Prince of Space
(1997)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A wimpy space hero kicks tyrannical aliens off of Earth while the Widowmaker and the SOL are sucked through a wormhole.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 672
"Goodbye people I seem to share a house with"
3.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
(1991)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots take on the infamous Christmas classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) in which a group of martians kidnap Santa Claus because they have no one on Mars to give ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 803
"Everything I know I learned in Kindergarten!"
4.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Soultaker
(1999)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Why is the Satellite of Love malfunctioning? Who is the hooded figure that wants Bobo's soul? What is the purpose of the mystery ship following the SOL? Find out in MST3K's eleventh season ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 801
"Plastic surgery for your nose!"
5.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
(1999)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A grandfather tells his grandson several horrifying stories involving the wizard Merlin and a stolen monkey doll in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996). Crow and Tom review each other,... See full summary »
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 756
"I'm Bob Jackass"
6.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Time Chasers
(1997)
TV-14 | 91 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A schmuck has to correct changes to the future by fixing them in the past while Tom and Crow try to fix Mike's past into something more pleasant.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 820
"So you're telling me that with this time machine we could've avoided Newt Gingrich and The Smashing Pumpkins"
7.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Fugitive Alien
(1989)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
With Crow disassembled, Joel and Servo are left by themselves to tackle Part 1 of this baffling Japanese sci-fi epic.
Director: Vince Rodriguez | Stars: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 321
"Rocky!" "Again?!"
8.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Future War
(1999)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The guys take a crack at Future War (1997) in which a man formerly enslaved by aliens escapes to modern-day Los Angeles but is being tracked by cyborgs and their trained dinosaurs. Mike and... See full summary »
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 779
"I'll disguise myself as a cardboard box. Must look corrugated and square!"
9.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Werewolf
(1998)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A guy turns people into werewolves for his own sick pleasure while Mike turns into a were-Crow.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 982
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
10.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
War of the Colossal Beast
(1991)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots watch the classic short Mr. B Natural (1957) in which an androgynous person named Mr. B. Natural teaches a geeky middle schooler to play a musical instrument. Moving on to ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 519
"He blew his mind out in a car"
11.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Dead Talk Back
(1994)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Metaphysics helps to solve a murder case while Mike and the Bots impersonate the Grateful Dead.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 503
"And don't forget Ed McMahon's Budweiser-flavored Ice Cream. Hayoooh! (hiccup)"
12.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Final Justice
(1999)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joe Don Baker tracks down an Italian mobster in Malta while Pearl tries to promote a looser humorous atmosphere in Castle Forrester.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 694
"Another editor they scrape from the bottom of the barrel every Spring"
13.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
(1988)
TV-14 | 100 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Today's experiment features real humans from Japan and a budget that must've been tens of dollars.
Director: Vince Rodriguez | Stars: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 320
"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"
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