Worst Films of 2014 (IN PROGRESS)

Wow. This can't get any worse. The hack who made Taken now has a new dumb@#% science fiction film out about an Emo woman who has to inject drugs into herself to get 100% of her brain functions working for some reason I don't know the plot is so atrocious that I didn't even bother following it. Scarlett Johansson could possibly be the next Kristen Stewart in this role. I Like her though! I really do! She is great as Black Widow! But this role has nothing to give her and she doesn't even try.

Insulting, Overwhelming, Idiotic, Jaw Dropping awful movie that is one of the worst I have ever seen. I can't believe people give movies like this 10 out of 10 I know its all opinion but still It just shocks me the reasons they like it.

8/100 F

OK. Listen here. I originally gave this a 8 because I didn't know If I really liked it or Really hated it and now to be honest now that that I have thought about it... it's one of the most disgraceful movies of all time. The original Spider-Man movies were fun and awesome movies that sparked new interest in the Superhero genre and the characters were all likable.

Here, TASM2 decides "F@#% THE ORIGINALS! OUR MOVIES ARE BETTER!" SPOILERS AHEAD!

When Gwen Stacey Dies, Peter doesn't blame Harry for killing her, but blames himself!? WTF HE KILLED YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU MORON GET REVENGE but no he mopes for the last 10 minutes of the movie.

Electro's motive is to get people to understand him. Jesus f#$%@ing christ VENOM HAD A BETTER MOTIVE. Jamie Foxx is this creepy guy at first but then is the freaking blue guy from Watchman. Remember Electro's old costume design? How it was all green and yellow and was cool? Here he sucks because its just a total rip from the blue guy in Watchman!

Oh boy. But the worst aspect of all is Harry Osborn. Dane Dehaan did great in his last 2 roles as Trip in Metallica's concert movie and the teenager in Chronicle. Here he just ruins everything and I can go on about how I hate this movie because of this one thing all day long. First, Harry is introduced as this person who hasn't seen Peter in so long. This gives them literally no chemistry whatsoever. In the original film, Harry and Peter are best friends so you believe they have chemistry together.

Then Harry in this film acts like a F#$%^ing idiotic brat who is all WHA WHA WHA I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WANTED OH F@#% YOU! This isn't Harry Osborn DANGIT! Harry in the original was a much more mature character and has a motive of becoming the new goblin. But not here, they need to make him as childish as possible with a s#$% eating grin all the time.

Then when he turns into the Goblin, Spider-man and Goblin fight for like 2 minutes and that's it. Take a look when he fought Electro in the final battle and we will get to him and Electro later but He fought Electro for more time! Maybe 10-12 minutes?!

OH. BUT HERE IS ANOTHER THING. Harry gets Electro to fight side by side and to cure himself of poison his dad had! I don't get how he breaks into this secret lab that's highly guarded but its so stupid I can't even begin to understand how he learned to fight like that. HES NOT ARNOLD HE IS HARRY Os- I CANT EVEN CALL HIM THAT HE IS NOT HARRY OSBORN!

JAMES FRANCO WAS THE BETTER HARRY! Because James Franco actually made Harry Likable and understandable as a character. Harry wasn't evil he just misunderstood what was happening around him! Here again its just I DIDN'T GET I WANTED SO I'M TURNING EVIL HAHAHA!!

The Movie is a huge disgrace to the original trilogy and it's their fault for starting a huge reboot craze that will not stop any time soon. While visuals are good and Andrew Garfield is trying hard, The movie insults the characters of the original, the movie's villains motives are idiotic OH OH THE RHINO IS IN THIS BUT HE IS IN LIKE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THATS IT. NO MORE. Anyways, as I was saying, Horrid Character Development, Stupid Motives, Many Plot Holes, I hated this movie and it's literally worse than Thor The Dark World it really is don't see this please I beg of you this movie craps on the original trilogy so much and it was so bad they moved TASM3 to 2018! God I need to calm down but this movie is so awful!

12/100 D-

A Haunted House found Marlon Wayans trying to copy the style of his brother Keenan Ivory Wayans Scary Movie which is one of my all time favorite comedies. But here, It never works it got so boring that I turned it off. Nothing much to say here its just boring.

49/100 C-

Before I begin with this one RIP Paul Walker I have respect for you!

This is basically an after school special about Drug use and stuff and it feels animated all around. Cartoon Sound Effects, Villains tying people to rockets so on and so forth.

But here is the problem. The movie lied to me. It was suppose to be a third rate action movie about Parkour which is basically acrobatics. But here, there is very few scenes that have Parkour in it.

If you love Paul Walker you could watch this, but otherwise its just plain dumb.

52/100 C

I don't like Kevin Hart. It's not that I hate him personally, its just that he is so unfunny. He is basically copying Chris Rock, Eddie Murphey and Chris Tucker's comedic abilities and using them by himself.

Ride Along's biggest problem is that it has way too many prolonged jokes. Jokes should be short and simple. Here, they are way too long and it feels like Tim Story, one of the worst directors working today didn't care what happened.

I don't get why this was such a big hit either. Its not really funny and the story has been seen before so why did it do so well?

57/100 C