Every episode of Family Guy, ranked (S01 to S03)

Stewie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey back home after becoming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.

Director: Dan Povenmire | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,061

6. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: The Thin White Line (2001)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.

Directors: Glen Hill, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,340

7. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Chitty Chitty Death Bang (1999)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

7.6

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Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois's plans for Stewie's birthday party; Meg's new friend tries to recruit her into a cult.

Directors: Dominic Polcino, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lori Alan

Votes: 3,212

8. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

7.6

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Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.

Directors: Brian Hogan, Pete Michels | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,100

9. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: A Hero Sits Next Door (1999)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

7.4

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Peter becomes very jealous, when his handi-capable new neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team.

Directors: Monte Young, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Carlos Alazraqui

Votes: 2,925

10. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Wasted Talent (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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Lois learns that Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.

Directors: Bert Ring, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,365

11. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: E. Peterbus Unum (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

8.1

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A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.

Directors: Rob Renzetti, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,405

12. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Brian: Portrait of a Dog (1999)

TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

7.4

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Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.

Directors: Michael Dante DiMartino, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lori Alan

Votes: 2,855

13. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.7

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Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.

Directors: Glen Hill, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,258

14. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Emission Impossible (2001)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

8.1

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After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.

Directors: Peter Shin, Pete Michels | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,193

15. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Brian in Love (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.4

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Brian turns to a therapist after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose control of his bladder.

Directors: Jack Dyer, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,513

16. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (2003)

TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

7.3

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Driven by his tilted views on Judaism, Peter goes from finding a Jewish accountant to throwing Chris a Bar Mitzvah to make him smart. Meanwhile, a group of angry Catholics are trying to hunt down Peter.

Director: Dan Povenmire | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 1,979

17. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: The Story on Page One (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.3

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Peter substitutes Meg's dreary newspaper article on Mayor Adam West with a steamy exposé that tries to out Hollywood actor Luke Perry.

Directors: Gavin Dell, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,087

18. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Ready, Willing and Disabled (2001)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.5

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Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.

Directors: Andi Klein, Pete Michels | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 1,933

19. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation in the MTV network.

Directors: Scott Wood, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,279

20. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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Peter receives feminine training at a woman's retreat after his joke about women offends a female co-worker.

Directors: Monte Young, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,603

21. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: From Method to Madness (2002)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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When Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.

Director: Bert Ring | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 1,924

22. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Holy Crap (1999)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.3

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Peter seeks divine inspiration when his retired father comes to visit and makes life troublesome; Chris suffers a gastrointestinal impasse.

Directors: Neil Affleck, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lori Alan

Votes: 2,588

23. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Let's Go to the Hop (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.8

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Peter infiltrates the high school after it's gripped by a toad-licking craze.

Directors: Glen Hill, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,309

24. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Stuck Together, Torn Apart (2002)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

7.6

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Peter's jealously reaches its peak when going with Lois to the gynecologist, who prepares to examine Lois, but Peter refuses to let him near her.

Director: Michael Dante DiMartino | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 1,891

25. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (1999)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.

Directors: Jeff Myers, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lori Alan

Votes: 2,751

26. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks (2000)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

7.1

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Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene when Peter uses one of his painting as the car's window.

Directors: Gavin Dell, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,300

27. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Fore, Father (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.2

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Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a job at the local golf course; Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot.

Directors: Scott Wood, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,061

28. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Brian Does Hollywood (2001)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

7.6

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When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.

Directors: Gavin Dell, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,221

29. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Dammit Janet (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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Stewie falls madly in love with another toddler at his new daycare; Peter takes advantage of Lois' new career as a stewardess.

Directors: Bert Ring, Pete Michels, Peter Shin | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,193

30. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

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After Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South.

Directors: Dan Povenmire, Pete Michels | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Votes: 2,278

31. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Running Mates (2000)

TV-14 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

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Peter resorts to mudslinging when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board; Chris has a sexual awakening.

Directors: John Holmquist, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lori Alan

Votes: 2,284

32. Family Guy (1999– )
Episode: Love Thy Trophy (2000)

TV-14 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

7.7

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Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother.

Directors: Jack Dyer, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith | Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lori Alan

Votes: 2,503