Tales From The Crypt Episodes Ranked (Best To Worst)
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1.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Collection Completed
(1989)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Jonas has been forced into mandatory retirement. He can't relax, though, because Anita's friends are driving him crazy.
Director: Mary Lambert | Stars: John Kassir, M. Emmet Walsh, Audra Lindley, Martin Garner
Votes: 1,425
2.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
For Cryin' Out Loud
(1990)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A greedy rock promoter tries to steal the money raised at a benefit concert when his conscience intervenes.
Director: Jeffrey Price | Stars: Lee Arenberg, Katey Sagal, Iggy Pop, Sam Kinison
Votes: 1,166
3.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
What's Cookin'
(1992)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Married couple Fred and Erma's restaurant has seen better days. But things change once a stranger walks in, with a rather unique steak recipe...
Director: Gilbert Adler | Stars: Christopher Reeve, Bess Armstrong, Art LaFleur, Meat Loaf
Votes: 1,194
4.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Cutting Cards
(1990)
Not Rated | 20 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Reno and Sam are a pair of hardcore gamblers who don't play for fun. They challenge each other in a simple game of cards, and the end result could be deadlier then they could've ever bargained for.
Director: Walter Hill | Stars: Lance Henriksen, Kevin Tighe, John Kassir, Roy Brocksmith
Votes: 1,506
5.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Abra Cadaver
(1991)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A former potential surgeon sets out to wreak revenge on the brother whose cruel practical joke prevented him from realizing his dream.
Director: Stephen Hopkins | Stars: Beau Bridges, Tony Goldwyn, Tom Wright, John Kassir
Votes: 1,118
6.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Man Who Was Death
(1989)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
After the death penalty is abolished, an executioner continues his former job through freelancing...
Director: Walter Hill | Stars: William Sadler, J.W. Smith, Roy Brocksmith, David Wohl
Votes: 2,010
7.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Judy, You're Not Yourself Today
(1990)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A housewife stressed out by her husbands reckless behavior welcomes an elderly cosmetics saleswoman in to her home. Only to discover that the old hag has another more devious motive.
Director: Randa Haines | Stars: Frances Bay, Carol Kane, Brian Kerwin, John Kassir
Votes: 1,034
8.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
(1994)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An unscrupulous ambulance-chasing lawyer gets stuck in a strange town for moving violations, and soon learns that the punishment for even petty crimes in the town comes with a gruesome result.
Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Catherine O'Hara, Peter MacNicol, Joseph Maher, John Kassir
Votes: 722
9.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Carrion Death
(1991)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A sadistic serial killer has unforeseen complications when pursued by a determined motorcycle cop in a barren desert.
Director: Steven E. de Souza | Stars: Kyle MacLachlan, George DelHoyo, John Kassir
Votes: 1,165
10.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Yellow
(1991)
Not Rated | 37 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
The year is 1918. During World War I, somewhere in France, it's the 49th day of continuous battle on the front lines. Lieutenant Martin Kalthrob doesn't want to be in the army anymore and ... See full summary »
Director: Robert Zemeckis | Stars: Kirk Douglas, Eric Douglas, Lance Henriksen, Dan Aykroyd
Votes: 1,254
11.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Only Sin Deep
(1989)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A hooker learns that beauty is only skin deep.
Director: Howard Deutch | Stars: John Kassir, Lea Thompson, Britt Leach, Brett Cullen
Votes: 1,494
12.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Trap
(1991)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Indebted unhappy married couple, Lou and Irene, commit a life insurance fraud. Lou's brother Billy helps him fake his death and leave for Mexico. But Irene and Billy fall in love and when Lou returns, they claim they don't know him.
Director: Michael J. Fox | Stars: Teri Garr, Bruno Kirby, Bruce McGill, James Tolkan
Votes: 1,049
13.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Staired in Horror
(1994)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Fugitive Clyde's on the lam from an angry mob. He seeks refuge in a decrepit old mansion owned by an elderly woman. Unbeknownst to Clyde, the house has a curse attached.
Director: Stephen Hopkins | Stars: D.B. Sweeney, Rachel Ticotin, R. Lee Ermey, John Kassir
Votes: 658
14.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Well Cooked Hams
(1993)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A ruthless young magician kills an elderly rival magician for his grand prop: the box of death.
Director: Elliot Silverstein | Stars: Martin Sheen, Billy Zane, Maryam d'Abo, John Kassir
Votes: 673
15.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Switch
(1990)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A wealthy and elderly man subjects himself to a revolutionary new treatment in order to please his gold-digger girlfriend. Unfortunately becoming young again turns out to be very expensive.
Director: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Stars: William Hickey, Rick Rossovich, Kelly Preston, Roy Brocksmith
Votes: 1,584
16.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Showdown
(1992)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A gunfighter confronts his past.
Director: Richard Donner | Stars: David Morse, Neil Giuntoli, Roderick Cook, Thomas F. Duffy
Votes: 743
17.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Korman's Kalamity
(1990)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A cop learns that an illustrator of "Tales from the Crypt" might have the power to make his monstrous creations come to life due to his shrewish wife.
Director: Rowdy Herrington | Stars: Harry Anderson, Cynthia Gibb, Colleen Camp, John Kassir
Votes: 1,049
18.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
My Brother's Keeper
(1990)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Siamese twins, one timid and kind-hearted and the other reckless and sadistic, must make a decision on whether or not to allow an experimental surgery to have them separated even though one of them doesn't want to be split from the other.
Director: Peter S. Seaman | Stars: Timothy Stack, Jonathan Stark, Jessica Harper, Ron Orbach
Votes: 1,003
19.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Mute Witness to Murder
(1990)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Young woman Suzy looks out of the window of her apartment and witnesses a man murdering a woman in the apartment directly across from hers. Suzy is so traumatized by what she sees that ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Simpson | Stars: Richard Thomas, Patricia Clarkson, Reed Birney, Kristine Nielsen
Votes: 957
20.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Top Billing
(1991)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An unattractive and unlucky actor can't get a role because of his looks. His agent and girlfriend leave him. But he doesn't intend to give up - he wants the role of Hamlet.
Director: Todd Holland | Stars: Jon Lovitz, Bruce Boxleitner, John Astin, Louise Fletcher
Votes: 1,030
21.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Food for Thought
(1993)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A psychic clown and part-time cook who abuses his assistant and wife learns that she is having an affair with a fire eater and plans to runs off with him.
Director: Rodman Flender | Stars: Ernie Hudson, Joan Chen, John Laughlin, Phil Fondacaro
Votes: 664
22.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Curiosity Killed
(1992)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A bitter elderly woman learns that her husband and a laid-back couple are hiding a youth potion from her while camping in the wilderness.
Director: Elliot Silverstein | Stars: Margot Kidder, Kevin McCarthy, J.A. Preston, Madge Sinclair
Votes: 697
23.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Fitting Punishment
(1990)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
When funeral director Ezra Thornberry gets his very polite young nephew Bobby as a roommate, he eventually learns his rude harsh behavior towards him could be fatal.
Director: Jack Sholder | Stars: Moses Gunn, Jon Clair, Teddy Wilson, John Kassir
Votes: 1,103
24.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Two for the Show
(1993)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A man murders his beautiful younger wife when she threatens to leave him. He then packs her body in a big suitcase and boards a train, where he is stalked by an inquisitive detective.
Director: Kevin Hooks | Stars: David Paymer, Vincent Spano, Traci Lords, John Kassir
Votes: 763
25.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
King of the Road
(1992)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A life on the edge hot rodder named Billy comes to town run by Sheriff Garrett, he immediately dates and romances his daughter with ulterior motives linked to Garrett's past, for which he ... See full summary »
Director: Tom Holland | Stars: Raymond J. Barry, Brad Pitt, Michelle Bronson, Jack Kehler
Votes: 863
26.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
People Who Live in Brass Hearses
(1993)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge, with the help of his mentally challenged brother, on the ice cream trucker who was responsible for his arrest, unaware the driver also has a dark secret too.
Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Bill Paxton, Lainie Kazan, Brad Dourif, Michael Lerner
Votes: 861
27.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Assassin
(1994)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A happy housewife is pitted against three CIA agents, who have come to kill her husband, a supposed rogue agent.
Director: Martin von Haselberg | Stars: Shelley Hack, Chelsea Field, Jonathan Banks, Marshall R. Teague
Votes: 678
28.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Doctor of Horror
(1995)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A crazed doctor enlists the help of 2 security guards in a morgue in an attempt to unlock the secrets of the human soul.
Director: Larry Wilson | Stars: Hank Azaria, Travis Tritt, Ben Stein, Austin Pendleton
Votes: 577
29.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Till Death Do We Part
(1993)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A young gigolo and husband of a female mobster begins an affair with a night club waitress and the two plots to overthrow the gangster.
Director: W. Peter Iliff | Stars: Kate Vernon, John Stamos, Robert Picardo, Frank Stallone
Votes: 629
30.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Split Second
(1991)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A beautiful waitress marries the owner of a lumber camp and then quickly starts to realize that he is not what she really wants.
Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Brion James, Michelle Johnson, Billy Wirth, John Kassir
Votes: 1,058
31.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Lower Berth
(1990)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Enoch, the two-faced man, an attraction at a sideshow, falls in love with a 4,000 year old mummy, eventually leading up to the conception of their bastard child, The Crypt Keeper.
Director: Kevin Yagher | Stars: Lewis Arquette, Stefan Gierasch, Mark Rolston, Jeff Yagher
Votes: 968
32.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Ventriloquist's Dummy
(1990)
Not Rated | 24 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Amateur ventriloquist Billy Goldman learns that being a ventriloquist might not be the best career for him.
Director: Richard Donner | Stars: Don Rickles, Bobcat Goldthwait, John Kassir, Shelley Taylor Morgan
Votes: 1,285
33.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
99 & 44/100% Pure Horror
(1995)
Not Rated | 23 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Luden Sandelton is the meek president of a company that manufactures bars of soap. When the advertising campaign for the latest line of soap is deemed a failure, Luden has no choice but to ... See full summary »
Director: Rodman Flender | Stars: Bruce Davison, Cristi Conaway, Darin Heames, Kelly Coffield Park
Votes: 579
34.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Four-Sided Triangle
(1990)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Farmer George is attracted to Mary Jo, the nubile young woman who helps out with the chores. The problem is... she's in love with a scarecrow.
Director: Tom Holland | Stars: Patricia Arquette, Chelcie Ross, Susan Blommaert, John Kassir
Votes: 1,192
35.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
'Til Death
(1990)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
The gold-digging landowner of a Caribbean villa attempts to woo a haughty rich young woman with the aid of a potion made by his ex-lover; a voodoo priestess. But trouble ensues when he ignores the warnings about the potion.
Director: Chris Walas | Stars: D.W. Moffett, Pamela Gien, Aubrey Morris, John Kassir
Votes: 1,206
36.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Sacrifice
(1990)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An insurance salesman murders an obnoxious tycoon to get his seductive wife and his fortune, but later is blackmailed by a rival.
Director: Richard Greenberg | Stars: Kim Delaney, Kevin Kilner, Don Hood, Michael Ironside
Votes: 1,077
37.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone
(1989)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A bum displays his ability to resurrect himself.
Director: Richard Donner | Stars: John Kassir, Joe Pantoliano, Robert Wuhl, Kathleen York
Votes: 1,703
38.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Spoiled
(1991)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Janet is married to a doctor who's married to his work. She wants to live her life with passion, danger, and romance like Fuchsia Monroe, a soap opera character she watches religiously. ... See full summary »
Director: Andy Wolk | Stars: Faye Grant, Alan Rachins, Anita Morris, Tristan Rogers
Votes: 827
39.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Reluctant Vampire
(1991)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A good natured vampire takes a more novel approach to satisfying his blood lust with his chosen undercover employment.
Director: Elliot Silverstein | Stars: Malcolm McDowell, Sandra Dickinson, George Wendt, Michael Berryman
Votes: 989
40.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Third Pig
(1996)
TV-MA | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An animated horror version of the Three Little Pigs story. When the third pig is tried and convicted for the murder of his two brothers by a wolf jury, he builds a zombie Frankenpig to take out his revenge on the actual murderer.
Directors: Bill Kopp, Patrick A. Ventura | Stars: John Kassir, Bobcat Goldthwait, Cam Clarke, Charlie Adler
Votes: 567
41.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Death of Some Salesmen
(1993)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A conniving con-man posing as a salesman gets more than he bargained for when he comes knocks at the door of the wrong family.
Director: Gilbert Adler | Stars: Tim Curry, Ed Begley Jr., Yvonne De Carlo, John Kassir
Votes: 1,065
42.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Forever Ambergris
(1993)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A jaded, has-been photographer plots the demise of his younger, talented protégé when they go on assignment in Central America.
Director: Gary Fleder | Stars: Roger Daltrey, Steve Buscemi, Paul Dooley, Marshall Bell
Votes: 852
43.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
House of Horror
(1993)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Three pledges for a fraternity on probation run by a soft-spoken leader and his 2 sidekicks are visited by a beautiful young sorority gal, who's looking for a frat to pledge her own ... See full summary »
Director: Bob Gale | Stars: Keith Coogan, Michael DeLuise, Courtney Gains, Brian Krause
Votes: 819
44.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Beauty Rest
(1992)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Lie's not been easy for actress, Helen. She's getting older and her dreams of hitting the big time are disappearing. When she gets a chance to take part in a beauty contest, she's determined to do ANYTHING to win.
Director: Stephen Hopkins | Stars: Mimi Rogers, Jennifer Rubin, Kathy Ireland, Buck Henry
Votes: 847
45.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Secret
(1990)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A young orphan, named Theodore's adopted by the odd and well-off Colberts, with a dark secret. They're not the only ones.
Director: J. Michael Riva | Stars: Larry Drake, Grace Zabriskie, Mike Simmrin, Georgann Johnson
Votes: 963
46.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Dead Right
(1990)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Cathy wants a rich and successful life, and fast. She visits a medium who tells her she will meet a man who will inherit a lot of money, and die in a violent way soon after. When she meets grossly overweight Charlie who informs her of his rich relatives, she promptly marries him. As it turns out, the medium is always right.
Director: Howard Deutch | Stars: Demi Moore, Jeffrey Tambor, Natalija Nogulich, Troy Evans
Votes: 1,541
47.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Loved to Death
(1991)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
In Los Angeles, aspiring screenwriter Edward Foster from Indiana has a crush on his neighbor Miranda Singer. However, bimbo Miranda is a gold digger who does not give Edward any attention. ... See full summary »
Director: Tom Mankiewicz | Stars: Andrew McCarthy, Mariel Hemingway, David Hemmings, Kathleen Freeman
Votes: 1,006
48.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The New Arrival
(1992)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An abnormally difficult child tests a psychologist.
Director: Peter Medak | Stars: David Warner, Joan Severance, Zelda Rubinstein, Twiggy
Votes: 967
49.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Easel Kill Ya
(1991)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Painter Jack Craig gains himself a wealthy patron when he sells a morbid painting. He soon finds that in order to please his patron, he must continue to paint pictures of death - and this leads him down a murderous path.
Director: John Harrison | Stars: Tim Roth, Roya Megnot, Nancy Fish, Debra Mooney
Votes: 996
50.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Only Skin Deep
(1994)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A violent, hot-tempered man goes to a Halloween party hosted by his ex-wife, where he meets a mysterious but beautiful masked woman who needs more help than he does.
Director: William Malone | Stars: Peter Onorati, Sherrie Rose, Stephen Liska, Diane DiLascio
Votes: 756
51.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
On a Deadman's Chest
(1992)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Danny Darwin learns that his new tattoo might be more than just a tattoo.
Director: William Friedkin | Stars: Yul Vazquez, Paul Hipp, Tia Carrere, Sherrie Rose
Votes: 847
52.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Horror in the Night
(1996)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A double-crossing jewel thief is shot and hides out in a hotel where he starts to hallucinate about a mysterious beautiful woman.
Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Elizabeth McGovern, James Wilby, Ronan Vibert, Edward Tudor-Pole
Votes: 523
53.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Lover Come Hack to Me
(1989)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Peggy wants to make sure her honeymoon turns out perfect.
Director: Tom Holland | Stars: John Kassir, Amanda Plummer, Stephen Shellen, Lisa Figus
Votes: 1,423
54.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Maniac at Large
(1992)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A mousy librarian over-react reports of a serial killer.
Director: John Frankenheimer | Stars: Blythe Danner, Salome Jens, Clarence Williams III, Obba Babatundé
Votes: 810
55.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
None But the Lonely Heart
(1992)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A con artist meets and weds a wealthy old widows through a dating service, then murders them and takes the inheritance, finally gets the date of his dreams - the very worst of them.
Director: Tom Hanks | Stars: Treat Williams, Frances Sternhagen, Henry Gibson, Tom Hanks
Votes: 937
56.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Creep Course
(1993)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A bookworm is tricked by a jock and her devious Egyptology professor to be the virgin sacrifice to an ancient mummy in the teachers basment.
Director: Jeffrey Boam | Stars: Jeffrey Jones, Anthony Michael Hall, Nina Siemaszko, John Kassir
Votes: 750
57.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Mournin' Mess
(1991)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A journalist tries to solve the case of a mysterious serial killer who's been killing homeless people all across the city. What he doesn't realize is how deep the conspiracy behind the murders goes.
Director: Manny Coto | Stars: Steven Weber, Rita Wilson, Ally Walker, Vincent Schiavelli
Votes: 903
58.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
And All Through the House
(1989)
Not Rated | 22 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A greedy woman makes the mistake of murdering her husband while an escaped mental patient dressed in a Santa Claus outfit is on the loose.
Director: Robert Zemeckis | Stars: John Kassir, Mary Ellen Trainor, Larry Drake, Marshall Bell
Votes: 2,190
59.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Split Personality
(1992)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A swindler, Jack loves money and... twins. One day he meets rich twins that show interest in him.
Director: Joel Silver | Stars: Joe Pesci, Jacqueline Alexandra Citron, Kristen Amber Citron, Burt Young
Votes: 952
60.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
This'll Kill Ya
(1992)
Not Rated | 28 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
In a research lab, when two colleagues accidentally inject an experimental virus into their sleazy boss that will eventually kill him, he tries to get revenge on them, believing it was no accident.
Director: Robert Longo | Stars: Sonia Braga, Dylan McDermott, Cleavon Little, John Kassir
Votes: 783
61.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
About Face
(1996)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A sleazy minister in Victorian England gets a nasty surprise when he discovers he previously fathered twin daughters.
Director: Thomas E. Sanders | Stars: Anthony Andrews, Imelda Staunton, Anna Friel, John Kassir
Votes: 471
62.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Three's a Crowd
(1990)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A married couple is trying to enjoy their anniversary. However, the husband is sure his wife is cheating on him.
Director: David Burton Morris | Stars: Gavan O'Herlihy, Ruth de Sosa, Paul Lieber, John Kassir
Votes: 1,314
63.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Television Terror
(1990)
Not Rated | 21 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A TV shock journalist gives an on-air tour of an eerie haunted house.
Director: Charlie Picerni | Stars: Morton Downey Jr., Dorothy Parke, Peter Van Norden, John Kassir
Votes: 1,292
64.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Revenge Is the Nuts
(1994)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Residents at a shelter for the blind turn the tables on their cruel overseer.
Director: Jonas McCord | Stars: Anthony Zerbe, Teri Polo, John Savage, Bibi Besch
Votes: 590
65.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
You, Murderer
(1995)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Plastic surgery makes a criminal look like Humphrey Bogart. Years later, he's a successful businessman. His angry wife finds out about his past and threatens him. He asks his plastic surgeon friend to end her. Twist after twist ensues.
Director: Robert Zemeckis | Stars: Humphrey Bogart, John Lithgow, Isabella Rossellini, Sherilyn Fenn
Votes: 739
66.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Strung Along
(1992)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An aging puppeteer suspects his much younger wife has a lover.
Director: Kevin Yagher | Stars: Donald O'Connor, Patricia Charbonneau, Zach Galligan, John Kassir
Votes: 789
67.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Pit
(1994)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Felix Johnson and Aaron Scott are two of the top martial arts fighters in their game. Their last fight was a draw, and for the most part, they can accept that. Its their wives who are a ... See full summary »
Director: John Harrison | Stars: Mark Dacascos, Debbe Dunning, Marjean Holden, Stoney Jackson
Votes: 611
68.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Werewolf Concerto
(1992)
Not Rated | 24 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An Agatha Christie-style mystery sees the inhabitants of a remote hotel terrorized by rumors of a werewolf prowling the area. Not to fear, as a self-appointed werewolf hunter is amongst them. But might he have a dark secret of his own?
Director: Steve Perry | Stars: Timothy Dalton, Dennis Farina, Walter Gotell, Charles Fleischer
Votes: 824
69.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Fatal Caper
(1996)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Two adult brothers come to blows over the fortune of their wealthy father, whose interests are protected by a lovely young woman with questionable loyalties.
Director: Bob Hoskins | Stars: Natasha Richardson, Bob Hoskins, Greg Wise, Leslie Phillips
Votes: 564
70.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Dead Wait
(1991)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Red Buckley is a natural red head in search of a one-of-a-kind black pearl. He gets a job on a plantation owned by Mr. Duval where the pearl is said to be. Shown to his room in Duvall's ... See full summary »
Director: Tobe Hooper | Stars: Whoopi Goldberg, John Rhys-Davies, Vanity, James Remar
Votes: 929
71.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Oil's Well That Ends Well
(1993)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A duo of con artists try to take the jackpot when tricking a group of southern investors into thinking there's a large amount of oil under an isolated cemetery.
Director: Paul Abascal | Stars: Lou Diamond Phillips, Priscilla Presley, Noble Willingham, Alan Ruck
Votes: 674
72.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Thing from the Grave
(1990)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
When an abusive agent learns that his sexy model of a girlfriend is cheating on him with a photographer, he kills him and later kidnaps his girlfriend, but soon learns the love is more powerful in death
Director: Fred Dekker | Stars: Miguel Ferrer, Teri Hatcher, Kyle Secor, John Kassir
Votes: 1,181
73.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Seance
(1992)
Not Rated | 24 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Two con artist attempt to steal the fortune of a rich man they accidentally killed by creating a fake seance for his blind wife, but not everything goes to plan.
Director: Gary Fleder | Stars: Cathy Moriarty, Ben Cross, Ellen Crawford, John Vernon
Votes: 763
74.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Operation Friendship
(1994)
Not Rated | 24 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
When a talented but meek computer programmer hits it off with his cute female neighbor, his cocky imaginary friend insidiously turns on him fearing that he won't be needed anymore.
Director: Roland Mesa | Stars: Tate Donovan, Michelle Burke, John Caponera, Peter Dobson
Votes: 592
75.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Whirlpool
(1994)
Not Rated | 21 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Struggling comic book artist Rolanda gets fired from her job by her mean and demanding boss Vern. However, Rolanda finds herself experiencing the events of this one fateful day over and ... See full summary »
Director: Mick Garris | Stars: Rita Rudner, Richard Lewis, John Kassir, Blake Clark
Votes: 606
76.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow
(1996)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A greedy safe cracker with a slight hearing loss gets entangled in a game between a mobster and his beautiful, exotic wife and ends up getting the auditory system he could only dream of. But there's a price.
Director: Christopher Hart | Stars: Robert Lindsay, Gretchen Palmer, Richard Johnson, Phil Davis
Votes: 455
77.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Undertaking Palor
(1991)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Four boys find out that the local undertaker and a pharmacist are in cahoots to murder rich locals and profit from their funerals.
Director: Michael Thau | Stars: John Glover, Graham Jarvis, Aron Eisenberg, Scott Fults
Votes: 886
78.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Bribe
(1994)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A fire inspector is forced to take a bribe from a sleazy strip club owner in order to buy a scholarship for his daughter.
Director: Ramón Menéndez | Stars: Terry O'Quinn, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Benicio Del Toro, Hal Williams
Votes: 592
79.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Escape
(1996)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A traitor in the second World War is restricted to a prison camp and one of the men he betrayed is transported to the camp and promises to reveal his identity.
Director: Peter MacDonald | Stars: Martin Kemp, Nickolas Grace, Nick Reding, Roy Dotrice
Votes: 481
80.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Comes the Dawn
(1995)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Colonel Parker and Sergeant Burrows, two ex-soldiers with a murky past, arrive in the Alaskan wilderness to do some illegal hunting. They get a local girl called Jeri Drumbeater, Parker's ... See full summary »
Director: John Herzfeld | Stars: Bruce Payne, Vivian Wu, Susan Tyrrell, Michael Ironside
Votes: 584
81.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Confession
(1996)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Evans, a sly horror screenwriter suspected in a series of grisly murders of women whose heads were taken by the killer as trophies, is interrogated by Jack Lynch, a clever hardboiled homicide detective whom every cop idolizes.
Director: Peter Hewitt | Stars: Eddie Izzard, Ciarán Hinds, Alun Armstrong, John Benfield
Votes: 468
82.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
In the Groove
(1994)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Abrasive shock jock Gary gets demoted to the graveyard shift by his bitchy radio station owner sister Rita because of poor ratings. Gary manages to regain his stride thanks to his eager new... See full summary »
Director: Vincent Spano | Stars: Miguel Ferrer, Linda Doucett, Wendie Malick, John Kassir
Votes: 553
83.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Came the Dawn
(1993)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A lecherous millionaire offers a lift to a beautiful seductress in the middle of nowhere with horrific consequences.
Director: Uli Edel | Stars: Brooke Shields, Perry King, Michael J. Pollard, Valerie Wildman
Votes: 711
84.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
A Slight Case of Murder
(1996)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A game of cat and mouse ensues between a female mystery novelist and her jealous former husband when he accuses her of having a love affair with her nosy neighbor's son.
Director: Brian Helgeland | Stars: Francesca Annis, Christopher Cazenove, Elizabeth Spriggs, Patrick Barlow
Votes: 510
85.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Half-Way Horrible
(1993)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
The owner of a chemical company's sinister past dealings come back to haunt him when he identifies the body of a business associate.
Director: Gregory Widen | Stars: Clancy Brown, Martin Kove, Costas Mandylor, Charles Martin Smith
Votes: 616
86.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Smoke Wrings
(1996)
Not Rated | 30 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A young man with a strange device is hired onto an advertising company by an esteemed executive--but what the exec doesn't know is that the young man is in cahoots with her enraged ex-partner who is out for revenge.
Director: Mandie Fletcher | Stars: Ute Lemper, Chris Stanton, Tres Hanley, Daniel Craig
Votes: 506
87.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
As Ye Sow
(1993)
Not Rated | 29 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Wealthy and successful middle-aged businessman Leo Burns suspects that his much younger wife Bridget is having an extramarital affair. Leo hires sleazy private investigator G.G. Devoe to find out the identity of Bridget's lover.
Director: Kyle MacLachlan | Stars: Hector Elizondo, Patsy Kensit, John Shea, Adam West
Votes: 721
88.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Report from the Grave
(1996)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A scientist named Elliot invents a way to read memories of the dead. To test the device, Elliot and his girlfriend Arianne break into the crypt of a dead serial killer.
Director: William Malone | Stars: James Frain, Siobhan Flynn, Jonathan Firth, Gordon Peters
Votes: 484
89.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Surprise Party
(1994)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
No-count Ray Wells kills his dying father so he can inherit an old ruined farmhouse. Unbeknownst to Ray, said farmhouse has a nightmarish legacy attached to it.
Director: Elliot Silverstein | Stars: Adam Storke, Clare Hoak, Jake Busey, Rance Howard
Votes: 547
90.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Last Respects
(1996)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Three bickering sisters left in charge of their late father's struggling curiosity shop come into possession of a cursed monkey's paw, and try to use it to their advantage - with deadly results.
Director: Freddie Francis | Stars: Emma Samms, Kerry Fox, Julie Cox, Michael Denison
Votes: 538
91.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
The Kidnapper
(1996)
Not Rated | 25 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A young man takes in a pregnant woman and falls in love with her but becomes jealous when her baby is born so he sets out to get rid of the kid forever.
Directors: James H. Spencer, Robin Bextor | Stars: Steve Coogan, Julia Sawalha, Tim Stern, Serena Gordon
Votes: 537
92.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Cold War
(1996)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
After losing their friend Cutter in a botched robbery, Ford and Cammy, a wild young Londoner crime couple, split up and Cammy finds a new lover, Jimmy. Jealous, Ford shoots him and the trio discovers something shocking about one another.
Directors: Andrew Morahan, Robin Bextor | Stars: Ewan McGregor, Jane Horrocks, Colin Salmon, John Salthouse
Votes: 546
93.
Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
Episode:
Deadline
(1991)
Not Rated | 27 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An alcoholic reporter is inspired by a beautiful woman to find a good murder case no matter what.
Director: Walter Hill | Stars: Richard Jordan, Jon Polito, Richard Herd, John Capodice
Votes: 821
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