100 Best Married...With Children Episodes
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1.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Hot off the Grill
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
On Labor Day, the gender roles are reversed when Al becomes the loafing one while he forces Peggy to prepare the backyard barbecue for his creation of the famous "Bundy Burgers." But one of... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 809
S4.E1
2.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
You Better Shop Around: Part 1
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al cannot afford to buy an air conditioner for the hot summer. After an attempt to install an old experimental model, (which results in a neighborhood blackout) Al moves his family into the... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 763
S5.E21
3.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
You Better Shop Around: Part 2
(1991)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
The Bundys and Darcys shop 'til they drop to see who will win $1000 in groceries. Needless to say, Marquis of Queensbury rules will not apply.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 699
S5.E22
4.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
976-SHOE
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 801
S4.E8
5.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
You Better Watch Out
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys' Christmas is rudely interrupted when a parachuting mall Santa crash-lands into their backyard, attracting the neighborhood kids.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 848
S2.E13
6.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Eatin' Out
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that the fine dining in public is not... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 761
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7.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
He Thought He Could
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 854
S3.E1
8.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Fair Exchange
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 804
S4.E6
9.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 796
S3.E13
10.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Just Married... with Children
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
While secretly going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peggy fill out an application to a TV game show called "How Do I Love Thee" where the objective is a Bundy natural: surviving ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 802
S2.E20
11.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Married... with Aliens
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 724
S5.E7
12.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Oldies But Young 'Uns
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 696
S5.E17
13.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Movie Show
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After Kelly's boyfriend dumps her, Al and the family treat her to the movies where each member has a different agenda.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 668
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14.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women. Uplifted, he starts taking showers and wearing ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 672
S5.E9
15.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Godfather
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al becomes the boss of the neighborhood after Kelly starts dating an influential city councilman.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 657
S5.E13
16.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Egg and I
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Steve returns to try and reclaim his estranged wife unaware that she has remarried to a younger man.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 620
S6.E17
17.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Get the Dodge Out of Hell
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a family visit to a local car wash while on their way to Wanker county. Meanwhile, Marcy's ex-husband, Steve Rhoades, mysteriously reappears at the... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 554
S9.E17
18.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Her Cups Runneth Over
(1989)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Al must go to a far-off lingerie outlet store to buy a discontinued brassiere for Peggy.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 768
S3.E6
19.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Bounces Back
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Now an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. But Bud's big mouth gives the idea to another model... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 719
S5.E6
20.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dance Show
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 709
S5.E5
21.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Gas Station Show
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When Al can't pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with 'Habib' name tag and work at the station. He spends the day being hounded by motorists, as well as Peg and the kids.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 635
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22.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Teacher Pets
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile,... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 612
S6.E21
23.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Take My Wife, Please
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for death and won't leave him until one of his family ... See full summary »
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 592
S8.E7
24.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Damn Bundys
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al sells his soul to the Devil so he can play for the Bears. However, the Devil takes him to Hell the day of the Super Bowl with a fate worse than death planned: an eternity with the family and the D'Arcys.
Director: Richard Correll | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 567
S11.E21
25.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Scared Single
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate, to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 565
S8.E8
26.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
(1995)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
To check out their husbands claim of "totally innocent fun," Peggy, Marcy, and their friends accompany their husbands Al, Jefferson, Charlie, Ike, and Bob Rooney to the Jiggly Room strip ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 550
S9.E14
27.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The D'Arcy Files
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Jefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets conflicting emotions when he is offered a $50,000 ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 535
S8.E20
28.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
I Can't Believe It's Butter
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
During the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named "Butter," whom Al discovers is really Peg's mother.
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 531
S10.E14
29.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Sleepless in Chicago
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Jefferson learns that the Barbie doll he bought for Marcy on her birthday at an auction is worth a small fortune of $50,000. So he asks Al a big favor: sleep next to Marcy for the night ... See full summary »
Director: Katherine Green | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 515
S9.E8
30.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Earth Angel
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
There's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to art school in New York and everyone likes her, ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 768
S2.E12
31.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Life's a Beach
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys spend a day at the beach.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 728
S3.E21
32.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Tooth or Consequences
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
A toothache forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a divorced man who devotes as much of his time to his work as he does to his young female dental assistant. At the same time, Al pressures Peggy to cook him just one square meal.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 708
S4.E4
33.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
What Goes Around Came Around
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 684
S4.E18
34.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
We'll Follow the Sun
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys decide to go for a drive--on Labor Day. They spend the better part of the holiday sitting in traffic, arguing with one another, and picking fights with neighboring motorists.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 677
S5.E1
35.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
All-Nite Security Dude
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 667
S5.E16
36.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Wabbit Season
(1990)
TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy
Al decides to grow a vegetable garden, but soon faces off against an all-out war with a rabbit who steals his carrots and other vegetables.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 654
S5.E8
37.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
My Dinner with Anthrax
(1992)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
It's Al and Peggy's 20th wedding anniversary, but Peggy only wants one thing from Al....S-E-X. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud win the "My Dinner With Anthrax" contest which means a house party ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 657
S6.E18
38.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Married... with Who
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy discovers herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al unearths as a gigolo and con artist. To make Marcy feel... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 633
S5.E12
39.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
No Pot to Pease In
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Kelly auditions for a part in a Fox network sitcom she happens to mention some stories about her family which the producer likes better then the original script.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 608
S9.E9
40.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
No Ma'am
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When Al and his friends get fed up with the women taking over their Giggly Room and their bowling night, thanks to both Jerry Springer and Marcy D'Arcy, they form a secret organization ... See full summary »
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 594
S8.E9
41.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Luck of the Bundys
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Kelly is back as the Verminator, Bud is off to the frat house, and a run of good fortune convinces Al that the Bundy curse, dictating that every silver lining hides a thundercloud, is about to strike him down.
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 555
S8.E4
42.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Naughty But Niece
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off and fantasize about making out with beautiful women. So, is a passionate encounter between him and Marcy's ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 553
S9.E4
43.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Calendar Girl
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al wants to beat rival shoe-shop owner Babcock in something and puts his faith in Bud, who's in the same entrepreneurial-studies class at Trumaine as Babcock's son Little Floyd. Each boy ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 547
S10.E17
44.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Driving Mr. Boondy
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al has to renew his driver's license and is upset to learn that Bud will be his Examiner.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 544
S9.E2
45.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Get Outta Dodge
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud sends poor Kelly on a wild goose chase to find 'Waldo' so that he can have run of the house making out with a wayward blonde. Meanwhile, with nearly 1,000,000 miles on the family ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 534
S8.E18
46.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Nooner or Later
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al shows his new temp Dexter around the shoe store, while Bud and Kelly queues outside for a rock concert, and Peggy, aiming to win a trip to Tahiti, tries to get Al to make a fool of himself over the radio.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 532
S8.E21
47.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Knows Something
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win $10,000 for a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 513
S8.E26
48.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Bud Hits the Books
(1996)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the "Strip Study" game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending up getting some, ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 519
S10.E24
49.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kiss of the Coffee Woman
(1996)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic Roast coffee commercial and when Kelly's co-star ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 503
S10.E25
50.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Stepford Peg
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al is planning a get-together for the guys and they'll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help, but she declines. Then Peg has an accident where she hits her head and gets ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 500
S11.E10
51.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Nightmare on Al's Street
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
While Steve is out of town for the week on business, Marcy starts having dreams involving a romance-minded Al which turns her dreams into nightmares, and turns off her sexual urges, ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 825
S1.E11
52.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Alley of the Dolls
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Victory seems assured when Steve agrees to join the Bundys for a family team bowling match against Peggy's arch rival from high school, Mimi, and her obnoxious family. But Bud reveals that ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 743
S2.E9
53.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Camping Show
(1988)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Steve, Marcy, and the Bundys head out to Steve and Marcy's cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing, and return to all three... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 739
S3.E4
54.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
It's a Bundyful Life Part 1
(1989)
TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy
Al has finally saved up a lot of cash to buy his family a ton of presents they want this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the shoe store prevents him from getting to the bank and retrieving the money he needs.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 728
S4.E11
55.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
It's a Bundyful Life Part 2
(1989)
TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy
His guardian angel decides pay Al a visit and shows him what life is like without him born. The Jablonskys are a perfect family and The Rhoades are more like the Bundys except without Al.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 742
S4.E12
56.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Razor's Edge
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Steve returns home having grown a beard from a week-long rafting trip. He and Marcy get into a huge argument over his reluctance to shave it off, leading him to move in with the Bundys.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 727
S2.E10
57.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Master the Possibilities
(1988)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Al, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything you didn't order, takes Peggy and Bud on a wild spending spree, and goes with Peggy to a fancy hotel for a weekend getaway ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 729
S2.E16
58.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Build a Better Mousetrap
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al's attempts to get rid of a rodent in the Bundy house end badly.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 729
S2.E15
59.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
I'll See You in Court
(1989)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
In the infamous 'lost episode,' Al and Peg learn they have been video taped getting intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happened to Steve and Marcy. They decide to take the matter to court.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 702
S3.E10
60.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Al... with Kelly
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al and Kelly feign illness to avoid going to Wanker County with Peg and Bud. Al looks forward to his quiet and peaceful weekend, until Kelly gets sick.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 697
S5.E2
61.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Here's Looking at You, Kid
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When a serial peeper is on the loose, Al makes the ultimate sacrifice to alleviate Peggy's despair about being the only one not fall victim. Bud must tutor Kelly so she can pass to the next... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 656
S3.E22
62.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud needs money for a class trip to Washington, D.C., but Al hands it over to Kelly, who is auditioning for the Miss Weenie Tot spokesperson. When she wins the role, Al gets a year's supply... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 629
S5.E18
63.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Peggy Turns 300
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al tries to ditch Peggy on her birthday until she catches him in the act and tags along with the family.
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 614
S4.E19
64.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
And Baby Makes Money
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After Al's bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his usual aversion to sex with Peg. Unknown to him, ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 616
S5.E11
65.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Rites of Passage
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
It's Bud's 18th birthday, but everyone still treats him like a little boy. Does he stay at home for his birthday party with a pony and a clown or does Al have something else in mind for his "adult" son?
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 605
S6.E16
66.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
High I.Q.
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
An invitation to join the high intelligence Alpha club, is issued to Kelly and not Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 588
S6.E20
67.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
How Green Was My Apple
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
A borderline war between the neighbors over the rights to a fruit tree, with a lesson to be learned somewhere, if only they would stop fighting.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 538
S8.E16
68.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dial 'B' for Virgin
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 536
S9.E7
69.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Assault and Batteries
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al rushes to finish fixing the basement step before his favorite movie, "Hondo," comes on TV. But, in an attempt to get some new batteries for his flashlight, he finds himself locked inside... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 526
S8.E24
70.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Lez Be Friends
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Marcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her "identical" cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy does not want her to be repulsed by them. Mandy's flight, however, is early and ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 521
S11.E20
71.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Ship Happens
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 523
S9.E19
72.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Ship Happens
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
The Bundys ocean cruise takes a turn for the worse when their ship sinks and they are stranded on a life raft in the middle of the ocean with the D'Arcys, a fat woman, and comedian Gilbert ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 515
S9.E20
73.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Joke's on Al
(1996)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
While Griff faces the death penalty due to a NO MA'AM prank, Al plans to get married to an old flame.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 500
S10.E27
74.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Pilot
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy forces Al to sacrifice a basketball game and spend a torturous evening in conversation with new neighbors, idealistic newlyweds Steve and Marcy Rhoades.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 1,202
S1.E1
75.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
For Whom the Bell Tolls
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al gets heated up over the large phone bill and refuses to pay it, which results in the disconnection of the Bundy phone line, making him the target of hostility from Peggy, the kids and ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 737
S2.E7
76.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Great Escape
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundy's stay at the shoe store after their house is tented for termites. A grounded Kelly plots to escape and go to a rock concert.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 722
S2.E18
77.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Three Job, No Income Family
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al finally convinces Peggy to contribute to the household income but feels emasculated when Peggy starts bringing home huge "commish" checks from her cosmetics sales job, earning more money... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 698
S3.E14
78.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Im-Po-Dent
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy regrets denting Steve's new car when he claims that she's made him impotent.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 701
S2.E19
79.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Rock and Roll Girl
(1990)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Al challenges the selfish and ungrateful family members to earn a dollar of their own, Peggy tries scamming money from others because of her loath for working. Meanwhile, Bud appoints ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 679
S4.E15
80.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Requiem for a Dead Barber
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a ... See full summary »
Director: James Eric Hornbeck | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 679
S3.E9
81.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The House That Peg Lost
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After asking the Bundys to watch their house for the day, Marcy and Steve return to find a big hole where their house once stood. It seems that Peggy had earlier that day mistakenly told a ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 667
S3.E16
82.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Desperately Seeking Miss October
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When a Playboy playmate walks into Al's shoe store, he's eager to get home and look up her October 1987 issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds out that Peggy has sold his entire ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 643
S4.E7
83.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Who'll Stop the Rain
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al desperately tries to fix the house's leaking roof during the weekend of a long rainstorm. But each time Al falls off the roof, it makes Peggy and the kids wonder if he's too stupid or ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 647
S4.E13
84.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Oh, What a Feeling
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When the Dodge finally gives its death rattle, Al digs up his secret car-fund shoe box and trades the Dodge for a ride to the local dealership. When Bud opens the shoe box, he finds not ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 637
S4.E9
85.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Rain Girl
(1990)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Kelly chooses to be a weather girl rather than go to school which makes the Bundy's happy since she'll be making more money than Al.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 633
S4.E21
86.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 1
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al finally gets cable TV installed in the Bundy household, but he cannot find anything good to watch. All that changes when Kelly, gibed out of an appearance on a public access TV by her ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 615
S6.E9
87.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 2
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al, Kelly, and Bud travel to Hollywood after Kelly's talk show becomes a hit with the TV networks in which Al tries to get into show business with his lame TV show ideas, Bud tries to score... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 590
S6.E10
88.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Man's Castle
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peg takes an interior design course and her first assignment is to redecorate one room in her house. Unfortunately for Al, she chooses his spare bathroom.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 600
S5.E15
89.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
So This Is How Sinatra Felt
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy sends Bud and Kelly to spy on Al at the shoe store for the day to confirm her suspicion that Al's recent giddiness is the work of an extramarital affair rather than Al's claim that ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 592
S6.E12
90.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Cheese, Cues, and Blood
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Kelly earns a quick $1,000 at hustling pool to buy a gown for the local Miss Cheese competition, and a suspicious Al is out for blood, mistakenly thinking that Kelly is into prostitution. ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 582
S6.E4
91.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Mystery of Skull Island
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
As Grandmaster B, Bud does his coolest best while all over a girl who takes him out to non-traditional Bundy things such as rafting and sky diving. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy invite Marcy and ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 588
S6.E14
92.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Wedding Show
(1993)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys are going to a family wedding for Al's cousin. But Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses) Al waits and daydreams. Meanwhile, Kelly color ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 580
S7.E13
93.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Wedding Repercussions
(1993)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Bud's cousin gets divorced after finding out that his wife did the deed with Bud just before their wedding. Or rather, he doesn't exactly know it was Bud, but he's determined to find out. ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 552
S7.E25
94.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
You Can't Miss
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a new TV dating game show called "You Can't Miss" for the less experienced, but not quite with the expected results. Meanwhile, the low... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 577
S7.E17
95.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Proposition
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
A rich hot babe from Al's past thinks Al is a disgusting pig. But she likes that in a man. So she offers to buy Al for half a million dollars.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 569
S7.E26
96.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Little Off the Top
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al is injured playing football with his friends, and ends up in the hospital needing surgery. Due to a mix-up at the hospital, however, Al ends up receiving a circumcision.
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 541
S8.E12
97.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 1
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 538
S10.E15
98.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 2
(1996)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Vito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael's continuing arguments over which one of ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 517
S10.E16
99.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dances with Weezie
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al bribes Kelly and Bud into posing as him and Jefferson to accompany Peg and Marcy at The Jeffersons Moving On Up Tour live, while they go to a newly opened sports bar.
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 538
S8.E10
100.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Blonde and Blonder
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy organizes a "Toys for guns" campaign to get kids something else to play with than toy guns. Kelly has a post-graduation five-year reunion and is shocked to learn that the nerd she once stood up has become handsome and rich.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 538
S10.E8
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