Mia: Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says: &q…
Andrew: Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Sebastian: Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean…
Bob: The doctor draws two circles and says "What do you see?" the guy says "Sex." So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see?" the guy says "sex". The doctor d…
Rorschach: I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clow…
Alvy: There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, …
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?"…
Christopher: Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save…
Saul: A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; …
Morgan: A young brave visits the chief of the tribe with a question. "Wise one, is it true you name all the members of the tribe, and if so, how is it done?" The venerable old man replies &q…
Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur? Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus. Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one. Tim: What do you call a blind d…
Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, 'Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there.' And the man says, 'No. …
Frank: So Pat says, he says, "They got this new bar... and you go inside and for half a buck you get a beer, a free lunch and they take you in the back room - they get you laid... Mike says, &quo…
Dusty: Hey, uh... hey, Lefty. What did the elephant say to the naked man? Lefty: What'd he say? Dusty: It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?
Suppose you are an officer of the Narcotics Control organization of your country. Now, which among these drug addicted persons you would like to catch first? Discuss the list here
In a "Robot" style street battle, which of these select twentieth century movie robots or robot groupings would be the best* dance partner(s) for your dance crew? * perceived creativity, per…
Mentor: a wise and trusted counselor or teacher. Who best teaches skills or is the best inspirational instructor? *This poll was original made by dadolo1987. Discuss the list here!
The country singer Johnny Paycheck once made a funny country song called "Take This Job And Shove It". Guess about what? Quitting jobs! Many people had an awful job and quitted, no matter if…
Without caring about the storyline that happens in the films on this list; let's imagine, if you are told to choose one of the robots you want to have. Which robot do you want to control? Please discu…
Every so often there is a performance of a leading actor that just stands out and is nominated for an Oscar even though the film itself is not all that great and does not receive a nomination in any o…
This time the IMDb poll board users tried to find the most intense funny or dramatic scene that happened in comedies. Just scenes from movies rated 6/10 or higher. The moment the scene describes does…
Science fiction ideas or fantasies are one of the most creative sources for storytelling. Some of these inventions have even been reproduced in real life. Okay, they didn't build a time machine, yet. …
Gray person, gray existence, gray reality and gray hair, look like the color gray is at the bottom of colors hierarchy. These characters proves that it's not true. So from this list of gray characters…
How old were you when you saw your first foreign language (a film in a language different from your own native born language and not dubbed into your language either) film? Discuss your answer here:
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