@TheEllenShow: I can't believe it. I have 15 million friends on Facebook, 29 million followers on Twitter, and 45 million email requests to join LinkedIn.
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Steve Martin
@SteveMartinToGo: Just took my first "Them-ie." A photo of someone else without me in it.
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais: I will continue to use offensive words like c..., atheism & Derek and post pictures of myself in the bath. Unfollow now if you don't like it
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Lena Dunham
@lenadunham: We just wrapped the 36th episode of Girls. That's the most anythings I have ever anythinged.
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Stephen Colbert
@StephenAtHome: They just released the first picture of Ben Affleck as Batman. I can’t wait to see who they get to play Bruce Wayne!
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Stephen Fry
@stephenfry: So, why do so many people begin questions and replies with the word "so"?
@Oprah: Just left @NateBerkus wedding to his partner Jeremiah. I felt the shift. #anewdayhascome
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Neil Patrick Harris
@ActuallyNPH: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I'm so thankful for food, family, friends, and @Davidburtka. Loving today (and turkey)!
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien: The next Jurassic Park movie should take place on an island where they’ve revived a working Blockbuster Video.
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Patrick Stewart
@SirPatStew: My wife just said, without a hint of irony: "Let's get coffee here. I can tell by the font on this sign that it will be good."
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Olivia Wilde
@oliviawilde: This year, instead of attending the "Met Ball", I leaked milk, and ate an entire napkin while inhaling a felafel.
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Seth MacFarlane
@SethMacFarlane: Omg just heard about Archduke Franz Ferdinand-- thoughts and prayers to the family.
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Nathan Fillion
@NathanFillion: Looking forward to Dallas Comic Con tomorrow! Taking pics and signing stuff is my jam! (Except in airports. Don't follow me to my car.)
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt
@hitRECordJoe: Just read the word "wristwatch" on a website, but it was written "wris****ch". Very polite algorithm.
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Jimmy Fallon
@jimmyfallon: Hashtag game! Update the lyrics of a famous Christmas song to modern times, and tag with #UpdatedXmasCarols. Could be on our show!
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William Shatner
@WilliamShatner: May I suggest a correction to your bio? After the word "unpaid" insert the words "and not very funny..."
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Emma Watson
@EmWatson: Got to be one of my favourite fan moments. Young woman I just met named her 2 rescue cats after a 'great' feminist - "Emma" and "Watson".